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marketing keeping pace with infrastructure collapse: a tea marketed on the premise that you have to boil your water anyway |
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Making a presentation he said was 'pointless, but [he] doesn't have a choice either way', Anthony tried to convince the game company's board to eliminate the advertising budget. Arguing that the wiring of our brain determined our actions, or failing that the particles that make up the university are already in motion and follow set laws of physical, whether people will buy the new Wolfenstein has already been pre-determined woth or without input for an ad campaign. |
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Ending a book on with a pressing problem in order to create interest in how the situation resolves was a technique favoured by an author called Cliff Hanger. Something something punchline. |
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Mar 8, 2024 19:34
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He was a little snail In a smellful world Smell ya later snail. |
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People calling out your moniker: Nice your meet you, parnders. *spits chaw* They call me 'Lightnin' on account of how fast I am... *brandishes pistols* ...with these. [from seated saloon patron] No we don't. We all call him 'Pissdrinker' on account how much piss he drinks. |
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A barroom brawler-turned-author's memoirs titled Them's Writin' Words |
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The Book of Yob, a modern day rebuttal of the Book of Job. Or? What would be in it? |
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Dlc content? To make it relatable to a younger audience? The tale of strife faced by a modern day dude trying to get through life on nothing but reefer, pizza, and pina coladas? |
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Developers try to price gouge by making a video game with an 8-bit version of the soundtrack and make the professionally produced orchestral soundtrack DLC content only. This backfires after players find the unmodified game hilarious and it becomes popular to stream yourself reacting to the vanilla release. The DLC doesn't sell a single copy. |
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Mar 10, 2024 20:45
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Kid: You can talk! Cat: I can do better than that. I can rock and roll! Newsreporter: Extra! Extra! Rock and roll cat takes the world by storm. |
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Mar 11, 2024 11:12
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You have the superpower of reading anyone's thoughts with 100% accuracy. But it's not what they're currently thinking; just a thought that they've had at one point in time. So your handlers send you to spy on political & military figures but ninety-nine percent of the time you're getting something like 'They say that store brand cereal is just name brand cereal repackaged. That it comes from the same factory. But I can taste the difference. I wonder if it's my mind playing tricks on me. Like if you put cheap wine in the bottle for expensive wine it tastes better.' |
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Mar 11, 2024 12:51
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Bright Bart posted:You have the superpower of reading anyone's thoughts with 100% accuracy. But it's not what they're currently thinking; just a thought that they've had at one point in time. managing to focus in on passwords but only getting old netflix passwords that have since been changed or a neopets password or the code to their locker in middle school or...
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Mar 11, 2024 13:23
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Bright Bart posted:You have the superpower of reading anyone's thoughts with 100% accuracy. But it's not what they're currently thinking; just a thought that they've had at one point in time. "what did you manage to pick up from the general?" "I... I don't want to say" "don't want to say? What the hell are you talking about?! Out with it!" "it's just... It's the N word. Over and over and over. Sometimes he makes a little song out of it. Like Mary has a little lamb, but every word is the N word." "do you think he's on to us? Knows about your talent? Did you get anything else?" "I didn't get any sense of that. I think... I think that's just all that goes on upstairs with him. Sometimes he intersperses the F word too." |
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Mar 11, 2024 14:15
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That would actually explain a few things |
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tovarichstomper68 making a career for themselves |
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Absolutely prodromal servicemen and decision makers |
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International A Worm Day. The day that honours one particular earthworm. |
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Mar 12, 2024 10:31
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What's the police code that denotes a slime crime? |
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Mar 12, 2024 14:08
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Prurient Squid posted:What's the police code that denotes a slime crime? |
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Mar 12, 2024 17:00
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Prurient Squid posted:Kid: You can talk! Kid: You've changed, Rock and Roll Cat. I don't even know who you are anymore! Cat, strung out, staring into a mirror, bags under his eyes: Kid, even I don't know who I am anymore. Newsreporter: Extra! Extra! Rock and Roll Cat reportedly shits into a box filled with sand, smells other cats' butts |
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Mar 13, 2024 05:00
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I heard Rock and Roll cat got a rib removed so he could lick his own butthole No wait, he didn't even need to get a rib removed, he can already lick his own butthole, and does |
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Mar 13, 2024 17:57
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Drink-Mix Man posted:A guy that gets increasingly pissed off whenever a song has repetitive directions like "everybody dance now" or "shake your booty." He starts off having a good time but eventually he's like I'M DOING IT, GET OFF MY BACK don't doxx me
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Mar 13, 2024 19:03
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that hard rockin' cat could make a rockin hard roll, but these days he's all about makin biscuits
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Mar 13, 2024 20:06
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The power of knife compels you! |
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It is technically possible to be too stupid to be evil. Anyway long story short after ramming my cybertruck into an orphanage I'm now finding myself in heaven but the angels are sniggering behind my back saying "lol that guy got eloned" for eternity, so am I actually in hell I can't tell |
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Kid: "This is Rock and Roll Cat's first big show, I sure hope nothing goes wrong." Kid 2: "As long as nothing breaks his concentration, he'll be fine! He's been practicing constantly." Cat: "Uh, Hello Indianapolis! Are you guys ready to rock?!" Crowd: "WOOOOOO" *lasers begin to strafe over the stadium* Kid: "ah poo poo" |
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Mar 14, 2024 01:05
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Rock and Roll Cat found dead in hotel from apparent overdose, reassures fans tour will continue. "I can do this eight more times." |
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A year in cinema where all the endings involve the invitation to have a nice cold glass of beer. 'I was never going to board that plane. Without our love, I am nothing. Come, let's have a cold Heineken at the airport lounge.' 'You did it Mumu! By winning the art contest you've shown that great apes really do have human feelings and deserve human rights. Now what do you say we grab a Heineken?' 'Great job Billy, You've placed first in the 11-14 junior tennis tournament. Your mom is looking down on you so proud. I think we both deserve a Heineken.' 'Mr. President, the aliens aren't retreating. They're regrouping. We'll need to prepare our defences. After a cheeky Heineken of course.' 'Well, that was excellent wine. You showed those snobs from France what California can do. Shall we go for a Heineken?' |
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A character generator thing where you make chimeras of different animals like 60% cat, 40% dog and then someone draws the outcome. |
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"Post" Malone Something awful reference??? |
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Mar 15, 2024 20:31
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Post "Melons", amirire? |
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crab with a sombrero named Pinchy Wey
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Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with another crab. Welp. Charge! *both run sideways and bump repeatedly into each other*
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Concerned new crab parents being reassured by their pediatrician that it isn't abnormal for their baby to crawl forwards |
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ferris bueller represents neoliberalism, boundless desire and ambition with no thought towards consequences. true to the myth of the end of history, neoliberalism, as represented by ferris, is a force of nature and an unavoidable fate. to fight against fate, the triumph of neoliberalism, will only result in self destruction and shame, as exemplified by ed rooney. acceptance of fate, assisting and embracing neoliberalism leads to happiness and fulfillment, as exemplified by genie. the joke is that black monday happened about a year after ferris bueller came out |
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That post about the general who has nothing but singsong racial slurs going through his head all the time except it's translated birdsong. edit: Dogs barking translates to "fight me god". Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Mar 17, 2024 |
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Welcome to the duck pond motherducker. |
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Prurient Squid posted:Welcome to the duck pond motherducker. In the duck pond, welcome to the duck pond! Watch out for the Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na geese, geese! Oh, I wanna eat your bread! |
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google THIS posted:In the duck pond, welcome to the duck pond! |
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google THIS posted:In the duck pond, welcome to the duck pond! |
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