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Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Retromancer posted:

Nah, he's talking about the lady in Atlanta who set herself on fire but she didn't livestream it so it was quietly ignored and no one remembers her.

I wish we could find out her name.

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Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
"Sa'ar is dismantling the State Camp and demanding to join the war cabinet, New Hope will split from Blue and White"

https://twitter.com/N12News/status/1767612999592722554?t=o-mWU8nF1v5S5wwIqasmew&s=19

lmfaoooooo

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
The purpose of Gantz's entire political and military career is to get clowned on, loving hell lol

Sancho Banana has issued a correction as of 19:22 on Mar 12, 2024

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

lol that loser was trying to push himself as a replacement for netanyahu

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/us-troops-depart-for-mission-to-build-gaza-aid-port/
Four US Army vessels departed a base in Virginia today carrying about 100 soldiers and equipment they will need to build a temporary port on Gaza’s coast for urgently needed aid deliveries.

The first — a hulking gray-painted watercraft known as a Logistics Support Vessel — slowly churned away from the pier at Joint Base Langley-Eustis as “The Imperial March” from “Star Wars” played over its loudspeaker system.

It was followed by three smaller vessels that will also make the roughly 30-day trip to the eastern Mediterranean for the port mission — part of US efforts to boost assistance for Gaza as Israel delays deliveries of aid by ground.

The new facility — which will consist of an offshore platform for transshipment of aid from larger to smaller vessels and a pier to bring it ashore — is expected to be up and running “at the 60-day mark,” US Army Brigadier General Brad Hinson tells journalists.

“Once we get fully mission-capable, we will be able to push up to two million meals, or two million bottles of water, ashore each day,” he says.

oh cool so just 2 more months of famine and genocide before they get there and are able to cover, what, 1/3rd of the need?

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

TeenageArchipelago posted:

oh cool so just 2 more months of famine and genocide before they get there and are able to cover, what, 1/3rd of the need?

i dont expect them to do anything

double nine
Aug 8, 2013


"are we the baddies" is very quickly transforming into "hell yeah we're the baddies!"

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
"Gantz in a short farewell after Saar's departure: 'thanks and good luck'"

https://twitter.com/GLZRadio/status/1767617643593240992?t=qxQbPUH87LdhKRTFun8a6w&s=19

mfw my ally shamelessly and opportunistically weakens our popular voting block at a very sensitive time to try and get a position in the genocide cabinet - :)

I'm like 70% sure he got some sort of offer from Netanyahu to do this in an attempt to gently caress Gantz over in a potential snap election

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

oh cool so just 2 more months of famine and genocide before they get there and are able to cover, what, 1/3rd of the need?
no, no, they'll be able to distribute two million meals
they aren't saying they'll actually have that many to distribute

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
awww pooor sullivan crying that hamas is too good at resisting boo hoo

====

Urgent | Sullivan: Hamas has created an unparalleled burden on Israeli military operations

https://x.com/ajabreaking/status/1767618857768817149?s=46

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

TeenageArchipelago posted:

oh cool so just 2 more months of famine and genocide before they get there and are able to cover, what, 1/3rd of the need?

Makes a lot more sense as a point for forced migration of those starving Gazans that conveniently doesn't require the consent of Egypt.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Yeah it’s called ‘trying to win’ you loving dipshit (Sullivan).

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

TeenageArchipelago posted:

oh cool so just 2 more months of famine and genocide before they get there and are able to cover, what, 1/3rd of the need?

well if they wait long enough, it will be 100% of the need.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


The most coddled nation sure does cry a lot

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Sancho Banana posted:

"Gantz in a short farewell after Saar's departure: 'thanks and good luck'"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Malloc Voidstar posted:

The first — a hulking gray-painted watercraft known as a Logistics Support Vessel — slowly churned away from the pier at Joint Base Langley-Eustis as “The Imperial March” from “Star Wars” played over its loudspeaker system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiKxFJAt7Yg

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/us-troops-depart-for-mission-to-build-gaza-aid-port/
The first — a hulking gray-painted watercraft known as a Logistics Support Vessel — slowly churned away from the pier at Joint Base Langley-Eustis as “The Imperial March” from “Star Wars” played over its loudspeaker system.

"...have you noticed that our caps actually have pictures of skulls on them?"

Grilled Beef
Oct 27, 2023

Al-Saqr posted:

awww pooor sullivan crying that hamas is too good at resisting boo hoo

====

Urgent | Sullivan: Hamas has created an unparalleled burden on Israeli military operations

https://x.com/ajabreaking/status/1767618857768817149?s=46

“it’s not FAIR that they get to fight back!”

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveb...be-in-jeopardy/

quote:

A senior Israeli official hits back at a US intelligence report overnight that warned Israel will be challenged by Hamas for years to come, and that the viability of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s government “may be in jeopardy” amid criticism over the management of the war.

“Those who elect the prime minister of Israel are the citizens of Israel and no one else,” says the official in a statement issued to the media, interpreting the intelligence report as an effort to unseat Netanyahu.

“Israel is not a protectorate of the US but rather an independent and democratic country whose citizens are the ones who elect the government. We expect our friends to work to bring down the terror regime of Hamas and not the elected government in Israel,” the official says.

Opening its main nightly news broadcast, Israel’s Channel 12 says the statement came from “the most senior Israeli political source you can imagine.”

It says the new US intel report suggesting Netanyahu may lose power has the prime minister “fuming” and he has “decided to embark upon on strong, public and dramatic confrontation with the president of the United States.”

The US assessment last night read: “Distrust of Netanyahu’s ability to rule has deepened and broadened across the public from its already high levels before the war, and we expect large protests demanding his resignation and new elections. A different, more moderate government is a possibility.”
netanyahu?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



quote:

Israel is not a protectorate of the US but rather an independent and democratic country

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


i know giving in to full cynicism and misanthropy is letting the bastards win but some days it is really really hard not to

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


No no
Its uhhhh
Bobby Notenyahu

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Bobby Notenyahu

that boy ain't right

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
Seems right

the us is the protectorate of israel, judging by the deference america shows them

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Lol i think its extremely funny that he calls in to pose as a "senior official", he does this a lot i believe

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 minutes!

Egg Moron posted:

it's paywalled but the discourse around haredim seems like it is getting more hosed, or it is always this hosed, i dunno, just a burger boy out here trying to post

https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/202...ae-3eed14060000

now THAT is antisemitic lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 minutes!

OctaMurk posted:

Seems right

the us is the protectorate of israel, judging by the deference america shows them

the US is compromised by Israel but is most definitely not a protectorate of Israel lol. nothing Israel does protects the US from anything

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news...0000#1833818177
National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir commented on the incident in Shuafat refugee camp, where a 13-year-old boy who lit a firework was shot to death by Border Police. Ben-Gvir said that he "salutes" the officers for their handling of the event.

"I stand behind the Border Police officers who are operating right now, risking their lives in front of dozens of Arab rioters in Shuafat," Ben-Gvir said. "I salute the fighter who killed the terrorist who attempted to shoot fireworks at him and the forces. This is exactly how you must act against terrorists – with determination and precision."

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Spergin Morlock posted:

the US is compromised by Israel but is most definitely not a protectorate of Israel lol. nothing Israel does protects the US from anything

But surely there must be some reason US politicians are all cheering for a settler colonial ethnostate doing genocide? That's not the America I know!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

OctaMurk posted:

the us is the protectorate of israel, judging by the deference america shows them

No it loving isn't. Poor widdle ol' America doesn't need to be forced to be complicit in committing genocide by the Israelis, you burger-brained gently caress.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Sancho Banana posted:

The purpose of Gantz's entire political and military career is to get clowned on, loving hell lol

A lot of the soy nazi's leading politicians appear to be huge cucks?

OH MY BAD
Feb 5, 2024

by Pragmatica

Retromancer posted:

Nah, he's talking about the lady in Atlanta who set herself on fire but she didn't livestream it so it was quietly ignored and no one remembers her.

ya gotta post if you want people to make t shirts of u

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

HallelujahLee posted:

i dont expect them to do anything

gonna open up another front op

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

No it loving isn't. Poor widdle ol' America doesn't need to be forced to be complicit in committing genocide by the Israelis, you burger-brained gently caress.

lol, i dont actually think america is being forced to do anything by israel dude, its just a joke on how america is sacrificing its national interests for its client state when its usually the other way around

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

BULBASAUR posted:

gonna open up another front op

Harden your anti ship missiles hamas

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Edit Wrong thread

joepinetree has issued a correction as of 21:50 on Mar 12, 2024

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

HallelujahLee posted:

lol that loser was trying to push himself as a replacement for netanyahu

While a trained duck could do a better job than Netanyahu, let us never forget that the first two dozen or so people who want to replace him are just as incompetent, they just haven't all had the chance to prove it yet.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Gantz getting politically neutralized could have an interesting effect on Liberal Zionists who've been trying to claim this is all Netanyahu's fault. The idea that a different prime minister would at least be easier to negotiate with and get to play along has been an important straw for them to grasp. Never mind that Gantz had no path to becoming prime minister, they could at least pin the hope of a conventional political solution on him.

Now it's more likely the next prime minister will be one of the even more hardcore right-wingers ready to spit on Biden face-to-face. Foreclosing even the delusion of solving this by Just Voting *should* have an impact on their perspective, but of course it won't.

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Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

evilmiera posted:

While a trained duck could do a better job than Netanyahu, let us never forget that the first two dozen or so people who want to replace him are just as incompetent, they just haven't all had the chance to prove it yet.

Yup. The only area in which Netanyahu is actually that much worse than many of his peers is in corruption and deviousness. Being a genocidal moron is nothing special though.

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