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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Americans are English so...

You can throw a lot of insults at Americans that I will just shrug off, but you can gently caress right off with that bullshit. We fought two different wars to not be English.

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# ? May 27, 2024 23:29

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

And yet...

# ? Mar 12, 2024 10:18

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Air Skwirl posted:

You can throw a lot of insults at Americans that I will just shrug off, but you can gently caress right off with that bullshit. We fought two different wars to not be English.

Lmao if you think that. You're just Gun English instead of Knife English.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 10:22

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

When you think about it, America has been non-English for longer than most of the world has.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 10:25

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

When you think about it, America has been non-English for longer than most of the world has.

*had

# ? Mar 12, 2024 10:29

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Air Skwirl posted:

You can throw a lot of insults at Americans that I will just shrug off, but you can gently caress right off with that bullshit. We fought two different wars to not be English.

You fought a war to stop the South from doing its thing too and hows that going?

# ? Mar 12, 2024 10:55

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Inceltown posted:

You fought a war to stop the South from doing its thing too and hows that going?

Shots fired, officer down

# ? Mar 12, 2024 10:58

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao if you think that. You're just Gun English instead of Knife English.

TBF The English are just Boat Germans

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Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

TBF The English are just Boat Germans

Boat Danes, plz don't besmirch the spotless name of Germany

# ? Mar 12, 2024 11:15

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/muteclark/status/1767320847830679776

Accidentally just left this video running on repeat for five minutes while I zoned out watching it

# ? Mar 12, 2024 11:22

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

TinTower posted:

Oh, and also, she's supposedly pegging the Prince of Wales.

I've seen tweets suggesting that this is a "soft launch" for his new beau, for when it's finally revealed that Kate has run away/been reduced to a hearty broth/is chained in a tower somewhere.

Fukken royals, man.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 11:44

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/muteclark/status/1767320847830679776

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

that clip is borked is there another video

# ? Mar 12, 2024 12:55

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Air Skwirl posted:

The thing is, America has 400 million people, UK about 60 million. So even if 90% of Americans are dumbasses two thirds of the UK would have not be dumbasses to keep parity with us. Is anyone from the UK willing say say 2 out of every 3 people aren't a dumbass?

I want you to read this post aloud to yourself.

I agree with your intent, but your execution was miserable.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:22

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Lorry Bollocks

And it loops around to sounding like another British woman.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:22

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

FFT posted:

I agree with your intent, but your execution was miserable.

But enough about Louis Riel.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:26

SimonSays: Aug 4, 2006; Simon is the monkey's name

3D Megadoodoo posted:

But enough about Louis Riel.

Oof, too soon

# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:37

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Lorry Bollocks

Show me the Car Sacks

# ? Mar 12, 2024 13:38

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Alan Smithee posted:

that clip is borked

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/morritician/status/1767317614643036434

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/morritician/status/1767317614643036434

The age of consent is much older than 18 years old (in many countries). The age of consent is 18.

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Consent was invented by communist infiltrators in 2005, that's why we never talked about it before then

# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:22

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Show me the Car Sacks

Van Goolies.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:33

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Americans are English so...

hosed up if true

# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:53

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

ute knackers

# ? Mar 12, 2024 14:56

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Son of Rodney posted:

Boat Danes, plz don't besmirch the spotless name of Germany

Danes are Boat Germans, though.

# ? Mar 12, 2024 15:24

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

The video is just this

https://i.imgur.com/YH8OIfK.gifv

# ? Mar 12, 2024 15:28

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Air Skwirl posted:

You can throw a lot of insults at Americans that I will just shrug off, but you can gently caress right off with that bullshit. We fought two different wars to not be English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFc

# ? Mar 12, 2024 15:30

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://bsky.app/profile/yeets.biz/post/3kdcnvlbdl52p

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Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/JohnDonoghue64/status/1766780795321032930?s=20

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Not if this guy has anything to say about it
https://twitter.com/femalehysteric/status/1767256748765684115

# ? Mar 12, 2024 17:14

Deformed Church: May 12, 2012; 5'5", IQ 81

Not only should there be a best dog, there should also be a best supporting dog, best dogrector, best cinemadography, etc etc.

^{^{running out of puns here. best vizsla design? best costume dogsign? best pugture?}}

# ? Mar 12, 2024 17:56

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/EmmaTolkin/status/1765219956143370607

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:02

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Deformed Church posted:

Not only should there be a best dog, there should also be a best supporting dog, best dogrector, best cinemadography, etc etc.

^{^{running out of puns here. best vizsla design? best costume dogsign? best pugture?}}

there shouldn't be an Oscar for best dog because they're all the Best Dog

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The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 45 hours!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The age of consent is much older than 18 years old (in many countries). The age of consent is 18.

Literally what the gently caress are you talking about

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:25

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Literally what the gently caress are you talking about

the age of consent [I]law[I] is not 18 years old

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Literally what the gently caress are you talking about

An age is not the same as the age of an age. Learn to code!

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:58

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/14_kaiju/status/1767373219743555956?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

# ? Mar 12, 2024 18:59

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Peanut Butler posted:

oh, come on that's not fair

we've invented way worse stuff than truck nuts

Fair enough, there's plenty of American inventions that had a worse impact on humanity. But I'd be hard-pressed to find a stupider one

grittyreboot posted:

Let's see one of you nerds invent truck nuts

How can we improve on perfection?

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Juicero was American.

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