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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Bunnings has the best website of any company in Australia.

Let you choose which location you want to head to, then tells you if it's stocked there, it they have any and which aisle and bay you can find it in.

Wish other sites were even half as good.


But, yes, they absolutely build stores just to kill off other hardware stores.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
And for added fun, they will list things in stock and they actually aren't! Whee!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The websites for most retailers have gone to poo poo with the introduction of their "3rd party marketplace" or whatever they call it

I dont care what some jackass is selling through your website, i want to know if you have x and is it in stock

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Yeah Bunnings has a Marketplace now, except whatever you buy from it can't be picked up from a Bunnings store - so you have to pay that 3rd parties shipping costs

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Non Compos Mentis posted:

The websites for most retailers have gone to poo poo with the introduction of their "3rd party marketplace" or whatever they call it

I dont care what some jackass is selling through your website, i want to know if you have x and is it in stock

yeah this poo poo is hosed

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Not being able to filter out marketplace stuff is loving criminal. Bunnings half arses it by letting you filter for in stock at your store, but I'll go to other stores! Don't make it weird!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gromit posted:

And for added fun, they will list things in stock and they actually aren't! Whee!

I don't expect the website to have up to the second stock levels, but it is annoying to get there and find they don't have what you want.

But at least you know where to look, unlike every single other store's site.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The QBD website is nice, it says if a store has low stock of a book so you know they might only have a couple copies

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The thing that shits me about Bunnings is they have bay locations but they don't actually label them at any of the stores I go to so while you can be pretty sure you're in the right aisle actually finding a small piece can be a huge pain in the rear end and yeah the stock isn't quite real time which can be annoying when you're searching for something and it turns out it just isn't there but tbh real time stock updates are a thing I'm starting to have to deal with in my job so I know how hard it is to keep it actually accurate

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't expect the website to have up to the second stock levels, but it is annoying to get there and find they don't have what you want.

But at least you know where to look, unlike every single other store's site.

Having website integration into your stock system is basic level of functionality.

Keeping those stock levels accurate is next to impossible.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

thing that shits me about bunnings, is they sell low quality garbage for jacked up prices, you may as well roll the dice with aliexpress and get the same thing with a different colour for half the price.

Im trying to think of 1 thing i have bought from there, that i either
a) didnt return on the same day
b) couldnt be hosed returning, but it was missing poo poo
c) used maybe 3 or 4 times before it shat the bed

Then on the other hand, i cant think of a single tool or other bought from aldi that didnt work

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
Remember Masters, lmaooooooo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

The thing that shits me about Bunnings is they have bay locations but they don't actually label them at any of the stores I go to so while you can be pretty sure you're in the right aisle actually finding a small piece can be a huge pain in the rear end and yeah the stock isn't quite real time which can be annoying when you're searching for something and it turns out it just isn't there but tbh real time stock updates are a thing I'm starting to have to deal with in my job so I know how hard it is to keep it actually accurate

The app shows you the rack its on so you have a ballpark of where it is

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Chewbecca posted:

Remember Masters, lmaooooooo

I liked the idea of the buttons to summon help with stuff, except the staff was primarily braindead &/or stoned teenagers so when they did rock up they were absolutely useless.

I either shop at Ag stores or Total Tools instead

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Chewbecca posted:

Remember Masters, lmaooooooo

I liked Masters, their garden section was usually great. :(

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Going to Masters and gettin some instore Maccas while you browse the aisles :hmmyes:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Chewbecca posted:

Remember Masters, lmaooooooo

Our Bunnings moved into the Masters. I prefer my Mitre10 but holy poo poo it's a timewarp of a place. I do enjoy seeing things from the 90s still on sale though.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


The localish masters had a really good range of fasteners and related hardware, cheaper than bunnings and you could buy the amount you needed instead of having to go with the packs of 5 or whatever bullshit they worked out to make you buy overs.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Masters had nice stores but they were completely hosed and died due to their own stupidity.

They had an ordering system that would just double the amounts over and over each time, then try and reject the deliveries from suppliers.

It drove everyone involved bonkers.

Bunnings had an Insider who was leaking proposed site info, and then buying them up to block them from expanding.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

NPR Journalizard posted:

Having website integration into your stock system is basic level of functionality.

Keeping those stock levels accurate is next to impossible.

Ain't this the truth. The only place I've seen live inventory management work somewhat accurately is IKEA.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Bunnings has the best website of any company in Australia.

Let you choose which location you want to head to, then tells you if it's stocked there, it they have any and which aisle and bay you can find it in.

Wish other sites were even half as good.
Too bad it runs and is absolute hosed poo poo on mobile.

Meskhenet posted:

thing that shits me about bunnings, is they sell low quality garbage for jacked up prices, you may as well roll the dice with aliexpress and get the same thing with a different colour for half the price.

Im trying to think of 1 thing i have bought from there, that i either
a) didnt return on the same day
b) couldnt be hosed returning, but it was missing poo poo
c) used maybe 3 or 4 times before it shat the bed

Then on the other hand, i cant think of a single tool or other bought from aldi that didnt work
Yeah but you have to wait 3+ weeks for it to rock up and usually if I'm buy a drill bit I need it now, not next month.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

They're building a bunnings at loving Tempe for absolutely no reason.

There is one 15min away in alexandria that is loving huge.

they would be far better off putting it in campsie or one of the other inner west poo poo holes like croydon.

just going to gently caress up traffic around there even worse than it is (because theres already a decathlon and an ikea there)

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
pairs well with ikea

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
The only reason the bunnings in Katoomba exists is because there was a pre existing mitre10. The current location of the woolies was the coles until the building was bought by woolies and started the whole war with them buying the shopping centers their competitors are in.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

The only reason the bunnings in Katoomba exists is because there was a pre existing mitre10. The current location of the woolies was the coles until the building was bought by woolies and started the whole war with them buying the shopping centers their competitors are in.

Springwood Bunnos is there too (and its tiny)

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Laserface posted:

They're building a bunnings at loving Tempe for absolutely no reason.

There is one 15min away in alexandria that is loving huge.

they would be far better off putting it in campsie or one of the other inner west poo poo holes like croydon.

just going to gently caress up traffic around there even worse than it is (because theres already a decathlon and an ikea there)

There's been a Bunnings at Ashfield since I used to live in Croydon in the late 00s

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

DPM posted:

There's been a Bunnings at Ashfield since I used to live in Croydon in the late 00s

Yeah, its still there, but if you look at the map of Bunnings locations, there is a massive hole in the outer-inner west areas like campsie.

tempe has alexandria and another down the road.

ADMITTEDLY I am channelling Bucky here and just looking at the map with zero other context.


doesnt loving matter. WE DO NOT NEED A BUNNINGS WITHIN 15 MINUTES OF EVERY OTHER BUNNINGS. WE NEED loving HOUSING.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
why are we doing planned burns? summers over

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Kharnifex posted:

Bunnings had an Insider who was leaking proposed site info, and then buying them up to block them from expanding.

lol this is some corporate espionage poo poo that is hilarious to picture, I wanna see a dramatisation

Also a Yakuza fight in a Bunnings would be unimaginable carnage

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
kiryu running into the racks until they explode

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Ghost Leviathan posted:

lol this is some corporate espionage poo poo that is hilarious to picture, I wanna see a dramatisation

Also a Yakuza fight in a Bunnings would be unimaginable carnage

What's that crazy rear end movie from Hong Kong where it's just multiple floors of total bloodbath mayhem, the Raid? Swap it out for a Bunnings. The tool isle would be just so gory they'd have to black and white it like kill Bill.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Non Compos Mentis posted:

kiryu running into the racks until they explode

Hurling a wet and dry vacuum into the box area after the registers

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
iinet said they were fixing some ongoing line issues in my area.

I think they succeeded:



Never seen a torrent move so fast in my life. Got over 36Mbps for a while.

Nice.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

The thing that shits me about Bunnings is they have bay locations but they don't actually label them at any of the stores I go to so while you can be pretty sure you're in the right aisle actually finding a small piece can be a huge pain in the rear end and yeah the stock isn't quite real time which can be annoying when you're searching for something and it turns out it just isn't there but tbh real time stock updates are a thing I'm starting to have to deal with in my job so I know how hard it is to keep it actually accurate

I asked a staff member about this and they showed me how to decode the less than obvious sticker on the racking that tells you the isle/bay/shelf/whatever info

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

norp posted:

I asked a staff member about this and they showed me how to decode the less than obvious sticker on the racking that tells you the isle/bay/shelf/whatever info

Share the forbidden knowledge

DPM fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Mar 13, 2024

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I liked Masters, their garden section was usually great. :(

Same.

The mobile reception in my local Bunnings is terrible, so you need to screenshot your list if you want it to be useful instore.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Going to Maccas
Going to the car wash

Going to the combination Maccas Car Wash

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

norp posted:

I asked a staff member about this and they showed me how to decode the less than obvious sticker on the racking that tells you the isle/bay/shelf/whatever info

Now tell me how to workout which bay you're in at IKEA.

I see the workers looking up to the ceiling but I can't see any signs! They must be getting it directly from God.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

norp posted:

I asked a staff member about this and they showed me how to decode the less than obvious sticker on the racking that tells you the isle/bay/shelf/whatever info

The bays are easy. Bay 1, is the first one on your left, bay 2 is the first one on your right. Bay 3 is the next one along on your left, etc.

I've never found the bays so full of stuff that I can't find what I want pretty quick, but add me to the people who'd like to learn the forbidden knowledge.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The bays are easy. Bay 1, is the first one on your left, bay 2 is the first one on your right. Bay 3 is the next one along on your left, etc.

I've never found the bays so full of stuff that I can't find what I want pretty quick, but add me to the people who'd like to learn the forbidden knowledge.

I feel like if they tell you, your shirt will start turning blue and at the end of the explanation you just are an Ikea staff member burdened with Ikean Knowledge.

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