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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My Spirit Otter posted:

wow, way to disrespect the dog that helped cover your tracks!!

A pidgeon landed by us and he snapped at it and swallowed it whole.
Then he lunged again at a rock that was roughly pigeon sized and that how I learned the joys of pet ownership bills when I saw how much it cost to have it removed from his stomach.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Tarkus posted:

So I was looking at the Reddit group for my city and came across a crazy time off handbook from a fairly well known local company. I'm just posting the flow chart for time off but the multisheet policy documents were loving crazy, so crazy I couldn't make heads or tails of them so I had to put them into AI where it stated that the rules were "This flowchart and the overall time reporting policies seem overly complex, bureaucratic, and frankly draconian for simply tracking employee attendance and time off."



I've had friends who've worked there, I had no idea.

E: here's the full post on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/comments/1bbi32a/gregg_distributors/

https://youtu.be/yKg7IinlUfI?si=G6pBgKjxsiieS45W

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


oh poo poo he looks............. Mad and angry.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

redshirt posted:

I do have little tiny wild strawberries here though.

Those are lady bugs, please stop eating them

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

By popular demand posted:

oh poo poo he looks............. Mad and angry.

He's full of piss and vine-. oh. just piss

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TotalLossBrain posted:

Those are lady bugs, please stop eating them

I drat well know the difference!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Crab Dad posted:

A pidgeon landed by us and he snapped at it and swallowed it whole.
Then he lunged again at a rock that was roughly pigeon sized and that how I learned the joys of pet ownership bills when I saw how much it cost to have it removed from his stomach.

Pet insurance is so worth it. Our oldest has two new knees that would've been 3 times as much.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Nenonen posted:

It's a flow chart with two options at each decision, it shouldn't be hard to follow as long as it's clearly explained. Then you just fill the form and hand in to red box.

as someone who works with stuff like this all the time, it's mostly a problem in presentation. It's a simple thing and the flow is clear and easy to follow if you approach it methodically, but people just see the whole chart at first and think "wow this is confusing"

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

more falafel please posted:

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Shining Time to be born?

Can't let this one go by without comment. A++ lol

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Railing Kill posted:

Can't let this one go by without comment. A++ lol

I was afraid to say anything because I only recognize the quote from Electric Six lyrics :shobon:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Takes No Damage posted:

I was afraid to say anything because I only recognize the quote from Electric Six lyrics :shobon:

that’s yeats, you fool

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I wanna take Yeats to a gay bar.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Danger! High voltage!

When we touch, when the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

TrashMammal posted:

that’s yeats, you fool

But I, being poor, have only my dreams :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RXID8yMkTo

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Turning and turning in the widening gay bar...

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Takes No Damage posted:

I was afraid to say anything because I only recognize the quote from Electric Six lyrics :shobon:

Backstreet's back, alright.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

By popular demand posted:

oh poo poo he looks............. Mad and angry.

Well, yeah.

He's pissed (in).

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MrUnderbridge posted:

Well, yeah.

He's pissed (in).

He gets dick all the time I have no idea why he’s so angry.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Hey humans ain't that bad eh, sometimes something like this comes along and puts in perspective how soulless every other living thing is

Dumbass animals we should eat em all I say

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Konar posted:

Hey humans ain't that bad eh, sometimes something like this comes along and puts in perspective how soulless every other living thing is

Dumbass animals we should eat em all I say

Yeah imagine displaying the heads of other animals you have killed for sport or collecting trophies of the dead, good job humans have never consciously done those things, dumbass deer for fighting for its territory, survival, and having the freakish bad luck to end up carrying around the head of its rival still impaled into his own fuckin skull

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Mar 13, 2024

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Konar posted:

Hey humans ain't that bad eh, sometimes something like this comes along and puts in perspective how soulless every other living thing is

Dumbass animals we should eat em all I say

Your soul/consciousness is an illusion and you are just as pointless as every other living thing, hth

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Butterfly Valley posted:

Yeah imagine displaying the heads of other animals you have killed for sport or collecting trophies of the dead, good job humans have never consciously done those things, dumbass deer for fighting for its territory, survival, and having the freakish bad luck to end up carrying around the head of its rival still impaled into his own fuckin skull

hell yeah

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Flakey posted:

Your soul/consciousness is an illusion and you are just as pointless as every other living thing, hth

well that's a relief

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sure, maybe this topic is better suited for the ImpZone but the vidya games industry is hella cursed

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Flakey posted:

Your soul/consciousness is an illusion and you are just as pointless as every other living thing, hth

Eat Arby's.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Would have been super exhausting twisting off a head like that. I’m gonna guess he came across an already dead, partially consumed dead buck and decided to fight it because deer are dumb.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sucks to not have hands

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I may not have a soul, but I got thumbs

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

Sucks to not have hands

Deer could have dragged it along the ground and got it off easily

He wants it on there cause he's an rear end in a top hat

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Konar posted:

Deer could have dragged it along the ground and got it off easily

That requires a degree of problem-solving ability that not many animals have.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
if were hunting for prey (using my techniques) and i saw that i would probably not gently caress with it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I had this skanky rear end juvenile moose in front of me a few years ago. One antler, with skin hanging off it. Looked liked 100% Meth Moose.

It loped off.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

redshirt posted:

I had this skanky rear end juvenile moose in front of me a few years ago. One antler, with skin hanging off it. Looked liked 100% Meth Moose.

It loped off.

What did you see when you turned your monitor on, though?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kit Walker posted:

What did you see when you turned your monitor on, though?

OOO, I am owned!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

By popular demand posted:

Sure, maybe this topic is better suited for the ImpZone but the vidya games industry is hella cursed


This is not cursed. It is the opposite in a way.

This is cursed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerJSJ6s-v8

In many many ways.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wait a second, that's James Acaster, what the hell?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


me wishing for a second video game crash is not cursed somehow?
And if you intend to bring up every weird Japanese thing ITT then we'll be here all night.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



atarashii gakko! getting that marketing bread is blessed as hell and they've worked hard for it

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