MLB N/V Spring Training: Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

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Well Played Mauer: Jun 1, 2003; We'll always have Cabo

Just panic sign Monty please.

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:01

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

Is there a clause for this in any codes of conduct? lmao

Getting reports that Aroldis Chapman has been released due to the �Goddamn that�s weird� clause.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:10

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

DeepDickPizza posted:

Getting reports that Aroldis Chapman has been released due to the �Goddamn that�s weird� clause.

"Though a clear violation of the existing CBA, everyone is fine with it."

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:11

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

MrMidnight posted:

Just the fact they upped their offer for Cease should tell you everything

did they offer to throw in Gleyber, as a treat?

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FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

What is this Chapman thing? I�m not clicking a link that has no real context

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:14

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Nodoze posted:

I kinda feel like it's bad if they are taking this long to announce anything, like they are getting 3rd and 4th opinions hoping someone will tell them no it's fine

They know by now that Cole is going in for TJ. They just don't want to publicly admit it before they've acquired a replacement because as soon as it becomes public knowledge both the White Sox and Boras' asking prices will go way up. They're trying to tell their negotiating adversaries "No no Gerrit is fine, we just want to bolster our rotation"

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:16

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Poque posted:

Is there a clause for this in any codes of conduct? lmao

A quick scan of the policies as made available here suggests that he is in the very least in violation of MLB's social media policy, specifically this statute:

quote:

Displaying or transmitting Content that contains obscene or sexually explicit language, images, or acts

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:18

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Poque posted:

did they offer to throw in Gleyber, as a treat?

Hey let's not go crazy here

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:19

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

FlamingLiberal posted:

What is this Chapman thing? I�m not clicking a link that has no real context

There's a video where he grabs his mom's breasts repeatedly while she tries to swat him away

e: I GUESS

code:

https://twitter.com/VisionaryDigMar/status/1767865557624258612

Intruder fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Mar 13, 2024

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:21

Lumpy: Apr 26, 2002; La! La! La! Laaaa!; College Slice

Well Played Mauer posted:

Just panic sign Monty please.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:24

Tony Phillips: Feb 9, 2006

zoux posted:

*longshoreman stacking boxes on the pier* Oh yeah, I remember dat elbow, came through here the other day. I sez to Lenny, that elbow don't look so good

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:39

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

lmao oof

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:41

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:45

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:45

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/jonmorosi/status/1767922488581742738

I think you just need to ask the MRI guy what's up

It seems like if his UCL was torn this would already be handled, which just leads me to believe it's something somehow much worse.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:47

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Inspector_666 posted:

It seems like if his UCL was torn this would already be handled, which just leads me to believe it's something somehow much worse.

Not armfelloffitis?

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:48

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:48

AlbertFlasher: Feb 14, 2006; Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

zoux posted:

*longshoreman stacking boxes on the pier* Oh yeah, I remember dat elbow, came through here the other day. I sez to Lenny, that elbow don't look so good

lol

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:49

AlbertFlasher: Feb 14, 2006; Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

Eric the Mauve posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:50

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

The thread tag is disturbingly more appropriate now than when the thread opened.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:50

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

Now this. This is good lol

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:50

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:54

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

lol

# ? Mar 13, 2024 16:55

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

lmao jesus

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:06

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

Lmao wow

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:10

DemihumanResources: Apr 16, 2019; Just let me frob some dang bits already

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

gently caress

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:12

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:17

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

It's times like this where I really wish mods actually read the thread enough to update the thread title because god drat

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:26

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Sydin posted:

https://twitter.com/onemillioncubs/status/1767630040945091060

Yes.gif

What's funny about McGwire in St. Louis: the Cubs also had a pretty good first baseman (not exactly as good as McGwire) first baseman from 1997-2000

tadashi fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 13, 2024

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:37

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

In other Yankees news, Luis Gil has GOD BLESS ME tattoo'd across the front of his neck now.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:39

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Inspector_666 posted:

In other Yankees news, Luis Gil has GOD BLESS ME tattoo'd across the front of his neck now.

Does he have a sneezing condition?

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:43

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Inspector_666 posted:

In other Yankees news, Luis Gil has GOD BLESS ME tattoo'd across the front of his neck now.

It's very weird looking. What is with all the guys who have those tattoos behind their ears and down their neck? Like 4 Yankees have that too.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:45

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

IcePhoenix posted:

It's times like this where I really wish mods actually read the thread enough to update the thread title because god drat

You can report a post and request it as the new thread title.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:48

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Shine posted:

You can report a post and request it as the new thread title.

consider it done

because I have now done it, so it's done

# ? Mar 13, 2024 17:52

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

If Cole pitches before the All Star break I'll be overjoyed.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 18:17

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

will_colorado posted:

Aroldis touching the upper 90s again.

Beautiful.

# ? Mar 13, 2024 18:17

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

So when they finally let McGwire in the hall, you think he goes in as a Card or a Cub

# ? Mar 13, 2024 18:19

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

mcmagic posted:

If Cole pitches before the All Star break I'll be overjoyed.

Which year?

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:01

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
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zoux posted:

So when they finally let McGwire in the hall, you think he goes in as a Card or a Cub

Sosa/McGwire as a Cubs duo

# ? Mar 13, 2024 18:51

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