Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback
Americans have some hectic pronunciations too

E.g. kansas = "kinsaw"

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

GrandMaster posted:

Americans have some hectic pronunciations too

E.g. kansas = "kinsaw"

Upstate New York has got some banger town names, as far as wacky pronunciation goes. Can can you guess how the town of Skaneateles is pronounced?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





GrandMaster posted:

Americans have some hectic pronunciations too

E.g. kansas = "kinsaw"

Kansas is cans-rear end

Arkansas is are-kinsaw

No I will not explain why.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Leon Sumbitches posted:

Kansas is cans-rear end

Arkansas is are-kinsaw

No I will not explain why.

I assume the French are to blame

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The French are to blame for butchering the Algonquin language.

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback
Kinsaw City

Kei Technical
Sep 20, 2011

GrandMaster posted:

Americans have some hectic pronunciations too

E.g. kansas = "kinsaw"

Which Americans say this?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

FFT posted:

How the hell are you pronouncing "syllable"

[sɪlɘbl]? Try saying it and actually listening for the final e. It's not actually there, you just feel it is because you know the spelling.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Americans will pronounce "snack plate" like "charcouterie" smdh

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

BonHair posted:

[sɪlɘbl]? Try saying it and actually listening for the final e. It's not actually there, you just feel it is because you know the spelling.

I dont know how to parse this without a second schwa between b and l

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Arkansas is the trigonometric opposite of Ansas.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
















Phlegmish posted:

No, because I have never heard of the Dance Hall Crashers. But they sound very similar to Save Ferris, so I might check them out :tipshat:

e: I was thinking this sounds very familiar, turns out I've had some mislabeled songs of theirs in my ancient music directory all this time. Freakin' Limewire man

Have fun, they're pretty legit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6n-faMq5K0

GrandMaster posted:

Americans have some hectic pronunciations too

E.g. kansas = "kinsaw"

Hyperlynx posted:

Arkansas is the trigonometric opposite of Ansas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ2DfYB3JQU

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Mr. Lobe posted:

I assume the French are to blame

Dunno if you're joking or not but yes they are as with anything you can't blame the English or Spanish for

E: and don't get me started on the perfidious dutch

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

BonHair posted:

[sɪlɘbl]? Try saying it and actually listening for the final e. It's not actually there, you just feel it is because you know the spelling.

The last l is its own syllable. [ˈsɪləbl̩].

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

The Hello Machine posted:

The last l is its own syllable. [ˈsɪləbl̩].

Yeah, that's actually probably right, but there's still no e in there

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.

BonHair posted:

Yeah, that's actually probably right, but there's still no e in there

Actually there's two

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊
They just put it in the wrong place. Syllabel.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

BonHair posted:

Yeah, that's actually probably right, but there's still no e in there

the "e" produces the second schwa sound. it's not silent.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Wait'll you hear about the Arkansas River and its pronunciation......s

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Whose Kansas is it anyway? Is it their Kansas? I think not. Oh poo poo I guess it must be, or it wouldn't be.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

What have I ever done to you?

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

________________________________________\


Thabk you for this I needed a good laugh lol

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Tenkaris posted:

Frank Herbert, Children of Dune


I’m sorry to bring up a post from 3 pages ago but I still can’t get over this. I don’t understand how it can be real; please tell me I fell for a ridiculous troll so I can stop thinking about how people didn’t just throw the book in the trash right there.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I’m sorry to bring up a post from 3 pages ago but I still can’t get over this. I don’t understand how it can be real; please tell me I fell for a ridiculous troll so I can stop thinking about how people didn’t just throw the book in the trash right there.

Of course it's real.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Gordon Ramsay holding his throbbing beef swellington at you and exclaims "It's loving raw!"

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

the whole phrase is so much worse than any individual word can convey.

an adult beefswelling in his loins Jesus loving Christ

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

why do you need to point out that he has, specifically, an adult boner

I don't like the implications here

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I like this explanation of British place names

https://youtu.be/uYNzqgU7na4?si=MYPqdROB19Y_GGco

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

venus de lmao posted:

why do you need to point out that he has, specifically, an adult boner

I don't like the implications here

Ok I guess there is something way worse

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

venus de lmao posted:

why do you need to point out that he has, specifically, an adult boner

I don't like the implications here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHaWsVVCUQY

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Like I guess I get the idea that the prose is supposed to convey that in the heat of the moment your mind reverts to a more primal state that's all incoherent imagery and inchoate vocabulary

But drat, like, you shoot a little wide of the mark and it turns into some poo poo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Data Graham posted:

But drat, like, you shoot a little wide of the mark and it turns into some poo poo

Not unless you intended for butt stuff, then some poo poo is the risk you take.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
While there are few phrases bizzarely funnier than "adult beefswelling," the later DUNE books definitely have more depraved content.

There's a part in the last two books where the Bene Gesserit are trying to unlock the Ancestral Memory of a clone of Duncan, and they do it by loving it out of him. And he's supposed to be like 14 at the time.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Dune is good in spite of Frank Herbert, not because of him. I'm pretty sure that quote is also from what's generally considered the worst of the acceptable Dune books.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
yeah all the letters just came together on their own like that

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Hyperlynx posted:

Arkansas is the trigonometric opposite of Ansas.

As the first Kansas into the union is was meant to be Ur Kansas, but the southern drawl made it Ar.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Baron von Eevl posted:

Dune is good in spite of Frank Herbert, not because of him. I'm pretty sure that quote is also from what's generally considered the worst of the acceptable Dune books.

dune had good parts and bad parts, just like its author and just like any work or author. that's the boring answer

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply