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DPM posted:Share the forbidden knowledge From googling around: quote:The Bay numbers were originally designed only for the Bunnings employees and contractors to use but I guess when they decided to expand it to everyone, they could have explained it better quote:As you turn left to enter each aisle, the first bay (each metal shelf/rack section) is Bay 1, then the next bay is 3, then 5, 7, etc. The even numbered bays are on the opposite side (like a little street). There’s a little label on the inside edge at about eye level on the left side with the bay number on it. Those bolded parts are the only bits I have any chance of ever remembering
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Things that make complete sense but you never knew until now: Bunnings house build order store organisation
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Mar 14, 2024 06:31
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No longer lost in bunnings warehouse I can now shop happily I came in here for the anal spreaders Aisle 50 bay twenty three (Apologies to The Clash)
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Mar 14, 2024 06:42
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bee posted:Things that make complete sense but you never knew until now: Bunnings house build order store organisation i feel like i've been played
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Mar 14, 2024 06:50
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Remember last week when that Pommy cop took a minority to court for calling them white? Just the thinnest of skins over there 
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Mar 14, 2024 07:15
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norp posted:I asked a staff member about this and they showed me how to decode the less than obvious sticker on the racking that tells you the isle/bay/shelf/whatever info you're that rear end in a top hat that would post on tech.net that you solved the problem and not provide the solution, arent you?
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Mar 14, 2024 07:17
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who would’ve thought the police force synonymous with helmets and batons would be cowardly idiots …
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Mar 14, 2024 07:26
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im 6ft 4 i have somehow never known this
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Mar 14, 2024 08:45
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well why not posted:who would’ve thought the police force synonymous with helmets and batons would be cowardly idiots … official vocab guidelines tell us we should use "police service"
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Mar 14, 2024 08:48
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Remember last week when that Pommy cop took a minority to court for calling them white? You unlocked a high school memory of the cops rocking up to some party we were all at with the Obligatory underage drinking and one idiot of the high school group went up to a microphone and said 'some CUNTstables are here to talk to us'.
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Mar 14, 2024 09:00
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My pissed mate yelled at a cop that she looked like Lisa Mccune's character Maggie Doyle from Blue Heelers when we were coming home from the pub. The cops got angry and stopped us and took our details and poo poo.
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Mar 14, 2024 09:18
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All cops are bastards but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the one bastard that got called on me for jogging while howling at the moon (mental breakdown BC my dick didn't work BC venlafexine) and when I was sobbing to her about how my dick didn't work she pointed out she was a lesbian and she didn't even need a dick to pleasure a woman so I'd be fine and that was incredibly comforting at the time. Meanwhile I have had a lot of other cops wind up at my mental health calls and they've all been absolute cunts so please don't take this anecdote as a support of police BC gently caress sending cops on mental health calls.
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Mar 14, 2024 09:38
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Non Compos Mentis posted:im 6ft 4 Never flown economy before or asked if you play basketball?
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Mar 14, 2024 09:38
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I would rather you gave Ambos sidearms and no firearms training rather than have a cop show up for their safety but I guess then you'd just wind up with Ambos that are basically smarter cops so I haven't thought this through
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Mar 14, 2024 09:40
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Bald Stalin posted:Never flown economy before or asked if you play basketball? i knew i was tall because im 195cm but for some reason i had decided that 200cm was 6ft
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Mar 14, 2024 09:46
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Bald Stalin posted:Never flown economy before or asked if you play basketball? 6'4" is kind of the cut off area where you can mostly buy clothes at normal shops and strangers don't usually comment on your height.
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At the Sydney Big Day Out in 2011, a drug sniffer dog "sat down" near me and an aggressive as gently caress police officer yelled at me that the dog sitting down was a clear indicator meant I had illicit substances on me, so I had to be searched for it and that he'd take physical action against me if I didn't keep my hands visible at all times. He was yelling and acting like I was Pablo Escobar trying to evade arrest. Didn't have anything on me whatsoever, so whoops, dog screwed up, surprise surprise. Luckily this was in 2011, so it wasn't a strip search. I was taken to a separate searching tent with a table, and the officers there were far more relaxed: they literally said "Eh, just empty your pockets and bag on on the table, you can take them out yourself as we don't want to touch anything, we'll just do a visual check." I only had my keys, wallet, phone & physical ticket in my shorts, and a little bag with sunnies, sunscreen, hat, jumper & water bottle, nothing else. Since they found nothing, I was let in, but that really soured my mood for the day. Here's a nice research paper on how dog handlers beliefs can often lead to wrong dog indications, since sniffer dogs like pleasing their handlers. quote:This study was double-blind. Neither handler/dog teams nor observers were aware of the conditions of each search area. Because the study was completed across 2 days and we did not want to jeopardize the double-blind nature of this study, all handlers were debriefed and told about the contents of each condition upon the completion of the second day of testing. The experimenter (L. Lit) was the only person present who was aware of the conditions of each search area...
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Mar 14, 2024 09:51
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Not even surprised at that result. Basically cognitive bias influencing trained behaviour. And yeah the doggo isn't looking for drugs, it's looking for a reward for finding something. Also Jezza my fellow effexor survivor. gently caress some of those pills are nasty poo poo. Psychopharmacology feels like just the 21st version of leeches, see if it works, gently caress the patient. Hope your doing better.
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Mar 14, 2024 10:44
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bee posted:Things that make complete sense but you never knew until now: Bunnings house build order store organisation Thanks to this I now know occy straps are used halfway through building a house
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Mar 14, 2024 10:53
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Circa 2005ish, I had a girlfriend who had been mauled by a dog when she was a toddler and was pretty scared of dogs ever since. One big day out she was standing in the queue to get in and a sniffer dog came up to her and stuck its head in between her legs. She froze and started hyperventilating, the cops took this as a positive detection and physically hauled her off into their mobile copshop tent thing. She didn't have any drugs on her, but she did have her period at the time so when the cops didn't find anything in her clothes they strip searched her and made her remove her tampon and squat just to make sure she wasn't concealing anything. Afterwards they let her go minus any charges or even an apology. But she was so traumatised she ended up just going home. gently caress the police
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Mar 14, 2024 11:02
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Ive exited through the nursery into post bunnings senescence 2 spline rollers spooning in the drawer
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Mar 14, 2024 11:22
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Cops are fuckin morons. As livos said, back in the day there wasn't strip searching. But it's so dumb that They saw the oceans of false positive dog searches and rather than coming to the conclusion that it's ineffective and to stop doing it, they infer the opposite and assume that the dogs are effective, the people are just hiding the drugs in their clothes/body, so we need to make strip searching legal to actually catch people.
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Mar 14, 2024 13:02
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The history of policing is full of poo poo like that. Blood splatter analysis, that dodgy shot spotter tech, most of forensic psychology is useless etc
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Mar 14, 2024 21:19
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Bogan mime with a mullet pulling doughies and telling you to gently caress off while they are hoeing into a pie on smoko
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Mar 14, 2024 22:35
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Happy Free NVJ Friday to all who partake.
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Mar 14, 2024 22:43
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Jestery posted:Bogan mime with a mullet pulling doughies and telling you to gently caress off while they are hoeing into a pie on smoko I'm almost certain either Melb or Syd will have one those mimes down wherever the statue people perform. Can see Micko the Bogan mime down at darling harbour with the performers in my mind already.
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Mar 14, 2024 22:52
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Jestery posted:Bogan mime with a mullet pulling doughies and telling you to gently caress off while they are hoeing into a pie on smoko for some reason I pictured a tradie mime doing the hand gesture for a burnout out while eating a pie and I think i just found my calling in life.
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ili posted:Happy Free NVJ Friday to all who partake. The ides of nvj
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Laserface posted:for some reason I pictured a tradie mime doing the vb longneck brekky
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https://twitter.com/BOM_Qld/status/1768431458429944227
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Time to get the trackies out
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ili died because of this
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Mar 15, 2024 09:09
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Rip to ili, had a night of not completely hosed temperatures and died
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Mar 15, 2024 09:10
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he froze
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Mar 15, 2024 09:18
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Yeah it's hosed hey.
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Mar 15, 2024 09:24
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Boomers: It's always been this hot in Summer! The rest of us dying of climate change: The hottest summer of our lives thus far!
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Mar 15, 2024 09:25
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NVJ works in a Just Cuts backroom, eating all the hair that hets swept up
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Mar 15, 2024 09:39
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gently caress gently caress gently caress!
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oh so thats why there were people in high vis blocking off the drive thru
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How TF do you have an EFTPOS outage confined to one company, the machines they have are stock models as far as I can tell, do they have a special EFTPOS server?
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