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7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Kay Kessler posted:

"Seeing it in graph form just hits so much harder" - Pat

https://twitter.com/PatStaresAt/status/1765868793228837258

Pat attempted to make himself in the Dragon's Dogma II character editor, but the minimum height is 160 cm. Pat is too short to be allowed to exist.

Also I'd like to add that despite making my pawn Gilius Thunderhead from Golden Axe, this didn't cause me any problems because he's canonically 160 cms tall. Pat is an inch shorter than a fantasy dwarf.

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Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

"We're going to be seeing Dune for the next 30 years."
"Woolie I've been seeing Dune out of the corner of my eyes since I was born."

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Doom Eternal? More like Dune Eternal.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz/status/1768087877479530539?t=kIurEy6-6RKzzZfbtXsXLA&s=19

Now that's a blast from the past.

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009
Nintendo Man: "No one likes suing fans"

Well that's just a pack of lies.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

ConanThe3rd posted:

Nintendo Man: "No one likes suing fans"

Well that's just a pack of lies.

Hate to do a well actually on you but, he's wasn't a Nintendo lawyer, The Pokemon Company is a seperate entity.

There actually are hundreds of Pokemon fan games out there that haven't had anything happen to them.

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

Judge Tesla posted:

Hate to do a well actually on you but, he's wasn't a Nintendo lawyer, The Pokemon Company is a seperate entity.

There actually are hundreds of Pokemon fan games out there that haven't had anything happen to them.

Do you happen to have the names and addresses of the people making these fan games and/or those of their lawyers?

Asking for a friend.

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CbpUE2lCo

Certified Source moment.

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.
He really was good at his job, like he just moved that box there for no reason and then that happens. I wonder how many insane edge cases he caught in QA.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Listening to the Versus Wolves where they recount the story about the young anime fan and feeling mortally wounded

Perfect Potato
Mar 4, 2009
Woolie has an official pawn in Dragon's Dogma 2 for some reason https://www.dragonsdogma.com/2/en-us/officialpawn/

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
lol gently caress yeah

DanielCross
Aug 16, 2013
That one's gotta gall Pat.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
have you tried hallwugging, arisen?

Overlord K
Jun 14, 2009
Oh man I really hope Woolie talks about that on the podcast, I wanna know how he got approached since Dogma isn't a thing I can ever see him actually playing.

Bet you he'll do a Character Creator stream next week though.

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

Perfect Potato posted:

Woolie has an official pawn in Dragon's Dogma 2 for some reason https://www.dragonsdogma.com/2/en-us/officialpawn/



the reason is advertising and they needed a black guy

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

mistermojo posted:

the reason is advertising and they needed a black guy

In the collectors edition he'll be listed in it twice

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008
I'd probably attribute it to him being a fighting game guy and thus having positive connections with Capcom. Like in his official portrait there he's wearing a Capcom shirt and holding a painting of a Capcom character.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Get into Fighting Games let him Get Into Capcom Games, meanwhile Pat has to purchase his dogma 2 like a pleb.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

DanielCross posted:

That one's gotta gall Pat.

Oh, Pat received the news with sadistic glee, because now Woolie has to listen to him ramble on about DD2 for the next month of podcasts.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
While it's funny that Woolie got into DD2 instead of Pat, it's hardly the first time a content creator was put into a game they have little to no association with. Did Max ever play Naraka Bladepoint before getting in as a skin?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
https://twitter.com/jackelzxa/status/1769500456169222402

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

One does wonder what he is standing on in that.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
lol

speaking of, weirdly unrelated and yet entirely related, I was looking for something and found this clip of pat and paige where paige appears to be losing her mind for some reason and pat is consoling her
https://clips.twitch.tv/TacitBoldDragonOpieOP

I have no idea the context but it's absolutely hilarious and they are so cute together

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Do anyone got the baba is you clip

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

beep by grandpa posted:

Do anyone got the baba is you clip

Got you covered

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Passing thought:

Pat is a mirror universe Conan O'Brien. Coco has freakishly long legs, a weird baby torso, and a full head of luxurious hair.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
"ARE YOU SURE"
"YES"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW"

ConanThe3rd
Mar 27, 2009

Froghammer posted:

"ARE YOU SURE"
"YES"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW"

"ARE YOU SURE?!"
"YES!"
"YOU'RE NOT SURE!"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
baba is
baba
baba
baba is you
but baba

Coquito Ergo Sum
Feb 9, 2021

Always good to get a Woolie laugh burst during an episode.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

What could the secret pat stream be

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
I think the best Pat & Paige moment was one time when Pat was playing one of those dumb crafting survival games, and Paige called him to cry about how he took the last water bottle in the house and was drinking it on stream. I can't find when that happened though.

wait gently caress, just found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyzxFuImo-8&t=6290s

STOP DRINKING MY WATER!


AND I DID NOT INVENT SERFDOM!

Nuns with Guns fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Mar 20, 2024

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
Is Woolie going to just power through the Cabaret storyline before doing any more main plot? He's not even going to get any more hostesses through substories?

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Captain Invictus posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/MiniatureBlushingWaspTheTarFu-QlHlkK18YMBUCzpv

goon MonsterEnvy was backseating Pat in his Rebirth stream despite never owning a PS5 or having played FF7R2 and got called the gently caress out lol

It was funny. I can laugh at myself.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

It is very important that you all watch the first minute or so of Pat’s DD2 review:

https://youtu.be/skrXaby5ZVs?si=wFEekzEZ_3VkCClk

Also maybe watch the rest because hearing this fucker do “the review voice” not as a bit is surreal.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
pat paige, woolie and velyndra are playing helldivers 2 together right now, and it's incredible

woolie tried to drop pod into a robot dropship and just clipped right through, and was like "awwwww I wanted to do the cool thing"

then he drop pods in near one a little while later and somehow it registers as hitting it and destroys it, but nobody noticed the cool thing he did lol

then paige got stuck under the wreckage of it and everyone crawled underneath to get her

e: this stream is incredible. pat just casually takes out a turret and then walks backwards right into a pit and dies instantly

Captain Invictus fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Mar 20, 2024

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


https://clips.twitch.tv/SpookySuspiciousLorisRickroll-InmndXB2UiXGbcvO

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
That's like the opposite of Crazy Talk. He said something bad could happen and was immediately proven right.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'm catching up on that VOD and oh man it's almost feature length troubleshooting :allears:

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