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SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

davecrazy posted:

Meh.

I'm sure the Maserati guys would have an opinion about Alfa being the global premium brand of Stellantis...but what do I know.

Maserati falls into the luxury segment for FCA/Stellantis. Premium is BMW/Mercedes/Audi competition, not Bentley.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Speaking of "luxury", here's a close look at the Celestiq from less than an hour ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnkIVRSshJA

I've seen photos of these things but no idea if it's an actual first time it's shown up close. I like the idea of a giant outrageous Cadillac like the V16 or something but not really loving that rear end so far. Also doesn't seem to have as much space insied as an S class or something.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
I've seen one in person, going down the opposite side of I-75, in all black. It wasn't quite as ugly as the pictures imply but it was much more boring. It really does look like a modern day version of the 6000 SUX from RoboCop.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


^ people keep making that comparison but the styling on the 6000SUX is actually cool. The above is a mess.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
It might well be because the one I saw was all black, but in-person the resemblance is stronger.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


"We're actually putting something unique into low volume production, what should we build"

Cadillac: The homermobile
Tesla: Rusty refrigerator
Ford: A supercar that looks like it's based on a rental car
GMC: what about something that's 10000lbs and crazy fast

Franco Caution
Jul 18, 2003

Wicked. Tricksy. False.

of all the cool concept cars Cadillac has come up with, its a shame the Celestiq is the one that is actually going to exist and be able to be purchased :(

no lube so what
Apr 11, 2021
C8 xlr when?!?!?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


no lube so what posted:

C8 xlr when?!?!?
2002



Franco Caution posted:

of all the cool concept cars Cadillac has come up with, its a shame the Celestiq is the one that is actually going to exist and be able to be purchased :(

It is a shame that we don't have ratty beat up Cadillac Sixteens everywhere right now instead of DTSes

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Powershift posted:

I like it, very Niva. shame it's going to be so expensive.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Franco Caution posted:

of all the cool concept cars Cadillac has come up with, its a shame the Celestiq is the one that is actually going to exist and be able to be purchased :(

Yeah, this kills me. I want an Elmiraj.

Human.Frank
Jun 2, 2022

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I want an Elmiraj.
I do too bud. You aren't alone.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Yeah, this kills me. I want an Elmiraj.



It's ridiculous how much better this looks than that orange robot bathtub posted above it. I know the Elmiraj is a concept car but come on...

I guess either way people will walk past it on their way to the Escalades

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Bugatti has developed a new V16 for the Chiron's successor. It supposedly has a 9,500 RPM redline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO4Q4xt8g9o

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.
Ford got busted for the fake interiors they installed in Transit Connects a decade ago to dodge taxes: https://www.autoblog.com/2024/03/12/ford-will-pay-365-million-in-transit-connect-import-tariff-evasion-case/


quote:

The Justice Department said Ford imported the vehicles "with sham rear seats and other temporary features to make the vans appear to be passenger vehicles. These temporary rear seats were never intended to be, and never were, used to carry passengers."

Ford included these seats and features to avoid paying the 25% duty rate, the government said.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
E53 AMG wagon, I6 hybrid, 612hp. Hopefully you can order it in brown too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6qjir7S7s

ID.3 GTX:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6y7VdcOkxA

Sab669
Sep 24, 2009

Man the new Merc headlight design is so ugly. Just a weird runny bulbous mess.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000


The ID.7 GTX wagon embargo also just lifted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URFoitaJOKw

Sab669 posted:

Man the new Merc headlight design is so ugly. Just a weird runny bulbous mess.
With 612 HP for the AMG-lite model, it'll be hard to justify the full AMG model.

Mr. Apollo fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Mar 13, 2024

Russian Bear
Dec 26, 2007


MB styling continues to be a melting mess.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Twerk from Home posted:

Ford got busted for the fake interiors they installed in Transit Connects a decade ago to dodge taxes: https://www.autoblog.com/2024/03/12/ford-will-pay-365-million-in-transit-connect-import-tariff-evasion-case/

"devised a scheme" lol, they never tried to hide it! They announced that's how they were doing it!

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Wild that both Ford and GM, the two companies that benefited most from the tax still tried to evade it.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Sab669 posted:

Man the new Merc headlight design is so ugly. Just a weird runny bulbous mess.

It looks very Nissan and I can't put my finger on why

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
The mini Aceman. Bigger than the cooper, smaller than the Countryman.

https://www.carscoops.com/2024/03/this-is-the-new-mini-aceman-electric-crossover/

The greenhouse looks so narrow. EV only, China only?

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


dissss posted:

Wild that both Ford and GM, the two companies that benefited most from the tax still tried to evade it.

I wouldn’t put it as “tried to evade it.” Let an ex trade lawyer tell you a story. Customs law is very clear that the state of a good at importation is normally* determinative of the tariff classification of the good. And as a result of some shenanigans over frozen chicken in the sixties, there’s two customs headings right next to each other in the tariff schedules: “motor vehicles for the transport of goods” are subject to a 25% tariff rate, while those “principally designed for the transport of persons” are only tariffed at 2.5%. These type of customs classifications are called eo nomine headings, because lawyers think we’re fancy and like to use Latin instead of just saying “what the thing is when imported governs.”

And for decades, the vans were imported with seats and seatbelts and floor mats installed. Which was good enough for customs classification purposes, since the vans, in the condition they were imported in, were therefore suitable for the transport of persons and not suitable for the transport of goods. It was wholly immaterial from the point of view of these two eo nomine headings that the seats were cheap and the floor mats barely stuck down and the window was part of one obvious square panel and all would be removed inside the United States, because, again, what happens after importation does not matter for classification.

Returning to that pesky “normally,” there’s a small number of tariff classifications that are called either “principal use” or “actual use” provisions. The difference between the two is bureaucratic and not important here, but the point is that whether or not one of of these types of headings applies does depend on evidence of use after importation, which is evaluated under one of the worst multi-factor tests a court has ever saw fit to create, an eight-factor monstrosity from a case United States v. Carborundum Co. And the types of headings are mutually exclusive: a heading is either an eo nomine heading or a use heading.

So how do you tell if you’re dealing with a use heading ? Simple: it has the word “use” in it. For example, HTSUS 9817.00.50 gives a tariff discount to “machinery used for agricultural or horticultural purposes”, because if you’re a large agricultural conglomerate, boy does the government have free money for you. Now go back to our two headings: motor vehicles “for the transport of goods” or “principally designed for the transport of persons.” Note that neither of these have the word “use” in them. (Since you’ll ask, the phrase “principally designed” appears often in tariff headings, often when you have a sort of binary choice of two classifications like you do here and serves as a tiebreaker - a good that’s about 50/50 usually goes under the one heading of the pair without the phrase - and, important for our purposes, has never been interpreted as equivalent to the word “use”).

So ever since the sixties the laws were clear and what you had to do to import a van and get the 2.5% rate was clear: it had to have seats and rear windows and stuff, and it didn’t matter that they were cheap and would be ripped out at a plant a few miles from the port so long as they met the federal safety standards for what makes a passenger seat, seatbelt, etc. (the Ford vans at issue even had the child car seat latches). And global supply lines, manufacturing plant locations, shipping schedules, etc. were all set over decades knowing that that was the rule. Is it tax evasion? No, no more than a hedge fund manager getting carry taxed at cap gains rate rather than as income rate. It’s a corporation taking advantage of the rules as written, and the issue is the rules suck.

And then, in 2011, Customs threw a fit and insisted that the 25% rate for goods-carrying vehicles applied to a shipment of Ford vans. It gets murky as to exactly what happened: Ford’s telling has some Customs agents taking a look at a batch of post-processing vans and noted they no longer had seats or windows or such, the government’s story is that Ford had a separate line of VIN’s for these vans, different seats, floors, etc than the Transit passenger vans and so they noticed that way. Anyways, Ford appealed to the Court of International Trade, which is a Borg Cube in New York City where a handful of trade lawyers get to be federal judges specialising in this not at all dry and persnickety field of law. The CIT ruled for Ford, in an opinion full of phrases like “well-settled tenet of law” and that what happens after importation is “immaterial” and that Customs’ position is “paradoxical”, which are all lawyerly ways of telling the US Government to stop trying to pull this transparent bullshit which goes against fifty years of how things were done.

However, decisions of the CIT are appealed to the US Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit, which is problematic in two ways: 1) it’s not in a Borg Cube in NYC, but an ugly red brick carbuncle in Washington DC, so post-hearing drink options are worse, and 2) it’s full of judges that are patent lawyers who wish all the non-patent cases they have to deal with would up and go away so they can go back to their fun arguments about whatever the hell “a person of ordinary skill in the art” would or wouldn’t have known. So when they get their hands on a trade issue (or a veteran’s healthcare rights issue or contract with the U.S. government as buyer issue) poo poo can get weird.

So these three patent lawyers, faced with precedent making it clear that “use” headings have the word “use” in them and non-use headings are determined at time of import, up and invent a fourth type of heading: “an eo nomine heading that ‘inherently suggests a type of use’”. And it just so happens that inventing this new type of heading means that these evil foreigners of Ford Corporation now owe Customs a few hundred million dollars. Never mind that this fourth type of heading conflates the two types of headings that are mutually exclusive - “never the twain shall meet” has gone and had a kid. Or that the test for it is incoherent and unclear - nobody knows when it applies, or whether evidence of post-importation use is more or less important than state at time of importation.

This upsets, well, everyone. Not that we’re weeping for Ford, they’ll be fine with their infinite money. It’s more that nobody knows how to handle this combination of things that should not be combined, when it applies, or how it applies when it does. Which is important for things like global supply chains, which parts of processing to put in what factories where, etc. Honestly, the substance of the law is less important than its certainty and consistency in terms of supply chain investment, and the Federal Circuit has just gone and made the law less certain and less consistent. And in fact that probably hurts US manufacturing, because since the US does very little raw materials processing anymore, you’re going to have a factory elsewhere making a predecessor good which is then further processed, and if it’s unclear if post-importation processing in the U.S. will or won’t get you a cheaper tariff rate, you’re going to put the factory where it’s cheaper and price the tariff in.

So yeah, that’s what happened with chicken tax vans.

Jean-Paul Shartre fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Mar 14, 2024

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
drat that is a good post

edit: It's also not like Ford is the only OEM to do this, Subaru famously had those cool little rear facing seats in the bed of the Brat to try to get around the rule. I suppose they stayed installed to the customer, though.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Did the Supreme Court not review it ?

Sorry if you said and I missed it

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


euphronius posted:

Did the Supreme Court not review it ?

Sorry if you said and I missed it

I didn’t mention it. Ford petitioned for cert (https://www.supremecourt.gov/Docket...0Certiorari.pdf if you want to read, it’s where they’re alleging Customs trainees looked at post-processing vans) but it was denied.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

Failson posted:

The mini Aceman. Bigger than the cooper, smaller than the Countryman.

https://www.carscoops.com/2024/03/this-is-the-new-mini-aceman-electric-crossover/

The greenhouse looks so narrow. EV only, China only?

It's specifically an EV platform, so yes EV only.

Its production will start in China for most of the worlds markets but it should be expanded to the Oxford plant in the UK in 2026 along with the 2dr Cooper SE which will allow it to be imported to the US.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I'd get another of those yellow 's' on the back and swap out the CE so I could have a Mini Assman.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
wow that is not an attractive car

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


^ I was just about to edit my comment to say it looks very frumpy.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
i'm sure it doesn't help that its on some base spec ugly wheels

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


kill me now posted:

i'm sure it doesn't help that its on some base spec ugly wheels

This is another conversation entirely: OEM wheels look like poo poo. There's maybe a handful of genuinely good looking OEM rims on cars these days. The diamond cut poo poo is so tired and comes on base spec stuff as well as high end cars, the only difference is in the sizing.

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses
I’m honestly pretty happy with the current gloss black Mazda split 5-spoke design that they’re using on the MZ3, CX-30, et cetera but they’re only 7 inches wide when they should really be 7.5 to allow more variety in tire options.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

I wouldn’t put it as “tried to evade it.” Let an ex trade lawyer tell you a story.

(snip)

So yeah, that’s what happened with chicken tax vans.

Goddamn, that was a good post.

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Olympic Mathlete posted:

This is another conversation entirely: OEM wheels look like poo poo. There's maybe a handful of genuinely good looking OEM rims on cars these days. The diamond cut poo poo is so tired and comes on base spec stuff as well as high end cars, the only difference is in the sizing.

Do Alpina wheels count? Because they get my vote but lol.

Also the Miata RF Club BBS wheels are good but that is sort of cheating. Miata once again always the answer

TheBacon fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Mar 14, 2024

crackhaed
Jan 18, 2005

From out of the basement,
a man doth emerge,
sweat on his brow,
for Efron the urge.
The modern Alfa Romeo 5-hole was an amazing update on a classic design but they had to go gently caress it up with the cut bare metal on the newer ones.

Glad mine has the older ones.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Failson posted:

The mini Aceman. Bigger than the cooper, smaller than the Countryman.

https://www.carscoops.com/2024/03/this-is-the-new-mini-aceman-electric-crossover/

The greenhouse looks so narrow. EV only, China only?



I can't unsee the Toyota Probox

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The Probox is good though??

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

BuckyDoneGun posted:



I can't unsee the Toyota Probox


Yeah my brain went immediately to “current genetic Toyota.”

TheBacon posted:

Do Alpina wheels count? Because they get my vote but lol.

Alpina’s classic design remains classic, but nah, not for this discussion.

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