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My outlet for not having children is travelling the world, sleeping in every morning, and buying myself whatever I want whenever I want it. It's been really difficult, as a mammal.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:My outlet for not having children is travelling the world, sleeping in every morning, and buying myself whatever I want whenever I want it. Cats are a good one too.
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Mar 13, 2024 09:08
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Here's the secret nobody tells you: you can casually accuse your pets of being the cause of all your failings and not only will they not protest, it's also completely legal! Now I should go and explain to my goldfish how he is to blame for Boeing's mechanical failures and why he should feel guilty.
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Mar 13, 2024 09:20
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You can do that with kids too, just ask my mom! Lol Lmao
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flavor.flv posted:You can do that with kids too, just ask my mom! Your mom works at Boeing?
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Mar 13, 2024 16:20
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Ladies and gentlemen! Courtesy of the "Idiots on Social Media" thread, I give you... The Amon Göth of Oral Sex! 
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Ladies and gentlemen! Does he think Schindler was the villain of Schindler’s List?
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CommunityEdition posted:Does he think Schindler was the villain of Schindler’s List? I... think he's saying that Schlinder's List was an account of fictional events and that the character of Oskar Schindler was a hero within that fictional story who is revered by those who buy into it, but I honestly cannot tell if the implied holocaust denialism is intentional or not.
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Well, there's a man who never satisfied a woman. Kinda odd to make that particular bit of knowledge public, but maybe he's got a humiliation kink?
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Mar 13, 2024 17:48
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Ladies and gentlemen!
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CommunityEdition posted:Does he think Schindler was the villain of Schindler’s List? That’s like an always sunny in Philadelphia bit
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Wait I gotta unpack this analogy. The clitoris is the holocaust. Guys who go down are Oscar Schindler. Eating pussy is like saving jews from the holocaust. Eating pussy is also saving women from not having their pussy eaten so eating pussy is...saving women from their clitorises? Not having your pussy eaten is the holocaust? well call me Folke Bernadotte cause I'm gonna be driving my White Bus all the way to Theresienstadt
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the holy poopacy posted:I honestly cannot tell if the implied holocaust denialism is intentional or not. A pretty good rule of thumb is that there's no such thing as unintentional holocaust denial.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Wait I gotta unpack this analogy. I think it's like this: The existence of the clitoris is another Big Lie like the Holocaust and the myth of the clitoral orgasm is part of the propagandized "proof" that gets people to swallow the lie. The Jews use stories like Schindler's List to convince the world that they were persecuted and the sheeple buy it because it has a bleeding heart liberal as a hero to identify with. Similarly, weak men will believe the clitoris exists because they'd rather see themselves as the selfless "hero" of sex while women exploit that naivety for.. control, I guess? Please nobody quote this post out of context, thank you.
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Mar 13, 2024 20:54
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Hardcordion posted:I think it's like this: *Clicking save on my quotes_to_be_used_without_context.docx* sure
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Mar 13, 2024 20:57
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To be fair, it can be hard to believe in something you've never seen.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:05
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Ladies and gentlemen! Who would be a worse lay, him or Ben Shapiro
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Hardcordion posted:I think it's like this: The idea that 6.000.000 women orgasmed through clitoral stimulation is post-war propaganda pushed by the zionists to... wait I forgot where I was going with this
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Woolie Wool posted:Who would be a worse lay, him or Ben Shapiro In a gently caress marry kill situation? Kill myself
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I am <this> close to posting a screed about the Myth of the Masculine Clit and mocking people who claim to have experienced a ‘penile orgasm’ when my unsupported assumptions clearly show that direct prostate stimulation is the only way a man can ejaculate.
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I thought his username was glyptofile, which turned into glyptophile, and he was horny for glyptodons. I choose to believe he's horny for glyptodons.
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Splicer posted:I understand that the Chinese culture emphasises male children, however, castigating your mom for birthing only female children isn't something under her control. The male has two testicles, one of which produces sperm with the X chromosome; the other of which produces sperm that carries the Y chromosome. It would appear that one testis produces more sperm than the other, and the statistical likelihood of conception would be for female children to be conceived. 
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I've actually heard the "female sexual pleasure is a myth created by feminists to encourage promiscuity" one before, but a) it was from a teenager who went to Catholic school and b) she did not directly deny the existence of a visually obvious anatomical structure. (Although, as mentioned, not like that dude has seen one.)
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Mar 14, 2024 01:38
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Ladies and gentlemen! WOW
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I will never understand how people can just decide a piece of anatomy doesn't exist. I mean, it's there. If you find a woman (which, agreed, that's gonna be a problem for him) and just ask her if she has one, she will probably tell you. Hell, go to google images and just search. Go to your doctor and just loving ask if it exists. It's just willful blindness and stupidity at this point. It's weird thinking my gf has a holocaust in her pants though...
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Mar 14, 2024 04:53
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Is that a holocaust in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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Dude's definitely killed 6 million sperm single handedly
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Go to your doctor and just loving ask if it exists. It's just willful blindness and stupidity at this point. Unless they’re a 19th century doctor in which case whoo boy brace yourself for some opinions
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The Lone Badger posted:Unless they’re a 19th century doctor in which case whoo boy brace yourself for some opinions What if it's one of those doctors who specialized in "curing hysteria" by hand?
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I will never understand how people can just decide a piece of anatomy doesn't exist. Wow, and I bet you think elbows exist too, don't you?
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I wish I could make some pieces of my anatomy not exist. Such is the pain of living in the real world.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I will never understand how people can just decide a piece of anatomy doesn't exist. In all likelihood he knows it exists, and this is just the misogynist version of that Sartre quote about antisemitism: quote:Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. I choose to assume Clitoris is the name of a feminist space laser designed to make men sterile.
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Imma firing mah clitoris.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I choose to assume Clitoris is the name of a feminist space laser designed to make men sterile.
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Marcade posted:Imma firing mah clitoris. Your loss, it'll just get hired by someone else. You might say all the good clitorises are getting... snatched up. 
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I suppose that makes you a... (Also a good game, just with a really hard to find controller) Marcade has a new favorite as of 17:01 on Mar 14, 2024 |
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After The War posted:Your loss, it'll just get hired by someone else. You might say all the good clitorises are getting... snatched up. Goddamit, I laughed 
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I think I've said this same thing way earlier in the thread, but I was always astounded having grown up in the 90s hearing somewhat frequent "what/where the gently caress is a clitoris?" jokes only to find out that uh, it's right there, guys.
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John Murdoch posted:I think I've said this same thing way earlier in the thread, but I was always astounded having grown up in the 90s hearing somewhat frequent "what/where the gently caress is a clitoris?" jokes only to find out that uh, it's right there, guys. If you got a couple where the dude thinks foreplay makes you gay and the girl thinks masturbation is dirty they might go through their whole, sad relationship never finding out what a clitoris is!
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