(Thread IKs:
16-bit Butt-Head)
|
scientists are on the case
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 15:49
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 23:58 |
|
|
moist turtleneck posted:scientists are on the case yeah usually when people say "barrel chested" they mean that the top of the chest is as wide as a barrel, not that the general shape of the torso resembles a barrel by bulging in the middle
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 15:50
|
|
|
elon was impregnated by a face hugger and is letting the baby xeno live inside him because he is both pro life and a nurturing father
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 15:52
|
|
|
the billionaire class has access to forms of gut lifting shapewear that we can't even begin to fathom
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 15:52
|
|
|
Does wanting to screen billionaires for possible homicidal tendencies and cannibalism make me "left wing"
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 15:52
|
|
|
Elias_Maluco posted:I think he very thin skinned, just about other things He's very lazy. He dropped a significant amount of weight after the hose pic taking ozempic because everyone called him fat and then got right back to eating poo poo late into the night while spamming cry laughing emojis under the worst tweets ever written.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 15:53
|
|
|
quote:The plan was for the booster to perform a soft landing in the Gulf of Mexico with its 13 center Raptor engines firing, but only a few of them appeared to relight. SpaceX’s onboard video feed cut away from the booster at that critical juncture, as it smashed hard into the ocean. Verge score: 10/10
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:02
|
|
|
moist turtleneck posted:scientists are on the case he should test these theories by climbling Everest
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:05
|
|
|
if it's SpaceX i'm not going
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:06
|
|
|
it fuckin owns that spacex is allowed to pepper the atmosphere with harsh accelerants over and over again with free government money
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:07
|
|
|
hi im johnny knoxville and this is the spacex rocket test
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:12
|
|
|
 space is full of woke which infected the starship
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:14
|
|
|
phasing a doors state from closed to open is a loving incredible engineering feat and if you can’t see this then you are simply not ftw
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:24
|
|
|
science fiction never depicted the ftw future in space flight where the ships barely make it out of the atmosphere and explode when attempting to land
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 16:55
|
|
|
Tesla stock is down because the corrupt deleware courts wouldn't let elon be compensated for his hard work
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:07
|
|
|
Elias_Maluco posted:I think he very thin skinned, just about other things He did. His entire body looks like weird dumpy poo poo because his plastic surgery is falling apart. His entire current face shape is all plastic surgery. This is how he actually looks 
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:10
|
|
|
Groovelord Neato posted:He's very lazy. He dropped a significant amount of weight after the hose pic taking ozempic because everyone called him fat and then got right back to eating poo poo late into the night while spamming cry laughing emojis under the worst tweets ever written. the ketamine-fueled frenzies and his complete lack of sleep likely do not help. also on "barrel chest" there are two definitions: the actual deformity and the other one to refer to massive beefcake bodybuilders/strongmen. but i don't really think he's either of them. he's just morbidly obese in the strangest way possible The Saddest Rhino has issued a correction as of 17:15 on Mar 14, 2024 |
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:11
|
|
|
It really is amazing how badly his jaw work is crumbling.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:14
|
|
|
ahahahahahaha oh my good what the gently caress is that thing
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:17
|
|
|
looks uncomfortable to move around in
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:21
|
|
|
I assume the ultimate goal of the neuralink thing is so he can take over the body of one of his sons so he won't be bullied on Twitter anymore
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:21
|
|
|
He looks very healthy and strong
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:26
|
|
|
JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:another successful test flight, with shifting objectives mid-flight, loss of telemetry, explosion, and no recovery extremely normal body 
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:28
|
|
|
his body is turning into the shape of a mech and thats ftw
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:28
|
|
|
its p obvious he wears a corset-like girdle too low so instead of making him look slightly skinnier it just makes his rib cage jut out over it which is clearly both epic and ftw
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:37
|
|
|
The detached cheek implants falling into his gizzard help him grind and digest food. It is the brain genius method to avoid woke chewing.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:54
|
|
|
his bodyguard looks cool
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:55
|
|
|
Louisgod posted:extremely normal body lmao
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:56
|
|
|
oh god dammit i just realized he's wearing the cybertruck shoes again
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:57
|
|
|
Louisgod posted:extremely normal body
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 17:58
|
|
|
HAIL eSATA-n posted:Verge score: 10/10 "An upsetting amount of debris" is a very ftw phrase that you want associated with your endeavors
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:02
|
|
|
Bar Crow posted:The detached cheek implants falling into his gizzard help him grind and digest food. It is the brain genius method to avoid woke chewing. very few understand this
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:11
|
|
|
Blame Pyrrhus posted:I'll never understand how people make it all the way through a demuro review.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:15
|
|
|
moist turtleneck posted:his bodyguard looks cool you mean grimes' boyfriend?
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:26
|
|
|
moist turtleneck posted:his bodyguard looks cool You'd think he'd pick someone less attractive to have as a basis of comparison around him
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:45
|
|
|
Is he mad about the ketamine rumor because he could lose custody of the two kids that are too young yet to understand he’s a piece of poo poo?
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:50
|
|
|
Glumwheels posted:Is he mad about the ketamine rumor because he could lose custody of the two kids that are too young yet to understand he’s a piece of poo poo? 300% chance he's got a prescription for it from some doctor sex cake type dude
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:51
|
|
|
He got mad because the Lemon embarrassed him confronting him about his belief on great replacement theory Like all contemporary fascists, he can shout nazi poo poo all day long in the form of "just asking questions" or "just stating the facts" but he will lose his marbles when confronted directly about it. Because after all, he is just a reasonable, fair and moral man fighting for freedom against the woke madness and lies, he is not a bad guy Elias_Maluco has issued a correction as of 18:58 on Mar 14, 2024 |
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:53
|
|
|
do you think elon's body guard has those hidden knife shoes that poke knives out when you are ready to brawl? that would be cool.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 18:56
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 23:58 |
|
|
Jonny 290 posted:300% chance he's got a prescription for it from some doctor sex cake type dude Ketamine is strictly controlled and home use (assuming it's S-Ketamine) is intranasal, can only be used twice a week, and can't be refilled before the end of the month. Elon is on the record saying he's taking it inappropriately.
|
|
#
?
Mar 14, 2024 19:06
|
|