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pixaal posted:It'd probably boost itself out of the solar system to escape us. Space ship AI gone woke????
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Lmao. "Space Ship does the same thing that literal hunks of rock and iron do when falling to earth. Uses heat shield tech that's been around since the 80's". Musk truly is a real life Tony Stark. Crain fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 14, 2024 |
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my understanding is that all the actual EV components of Teslas (e.g the motors, batteries, charging systems, etc) are the best out there, but they're terrible at making the rest of the car
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Tai posted:Technically, he's a co-founder after a law suit was filed by the actual founder because he kept calling himself a founder like the narcissistic prick that he is. Thank you for confirming I used the term correctly
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Space is just pure and total blackness. Space is woke. Has anyone told him space is woke and not worth it?
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euphronius posted:Thank you for confirming I used the term correctly Musk will surely notice you now.
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 Pfft, who needs to be a founder anyway, co-founding things is where it's at
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https://twitter.com/MaxNordau/status/1761895419280318591 Same face
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euphronius posted:Thank you for confirming I used the term correctly weird thing to give a poo poo about imo
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Mar 14, 2024 17:07
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byd means Build Your Dreams which is the most Chinese name possible
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usually racists accuse immigrants of like rape and stealing.. elon is such a hamfisted buffoon hes like no they might be cannibals
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Krispy Wafer posted:I know we all like rooting for Tesla to die and I'd be fine with them imploding Enron style, but their cars aren't any worse than other EV's. The bottom 10 cars for reliability are mostly EV's, Chrysler products, and Land Rovers. I think both the F-150 Lightning and Rivian R1 trade places for least reliable based on whatever metric they're using that day. Hyundai is probably making the most advanced EVs right now and even those have battery and software issues. Teslas are worse because nobody else was dumb enough to put a yoke in their car and then put indicators on that yoke and the gear selector on the screen
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thathonkey posted:usually racists accuse immigrants of like rape and stealing.. elon is such a hamfisted buffoon hes like no they might be cannibals  Real cannibalism happens on X, the everything app
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bobjr posted:
That photo looks like a bloated Alex Horne.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:19
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 There are a lot of people replying in earnest. The most popular answer I've seen is 6 million shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 14, 2024 |
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thathonkey posted:usually racists accuse immigrants of like rape and stealing.. elon is such a hamfisted buffoon hes like no they might be cannibals Elon is such a useless bell-end that Mark "The Genocidal Dwarf" Zuckerberg would kick his rear end effortlessly.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:26
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You just gotta hit him 3 times on his gut protrusion and he'll explode
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Mar 14, 2024 17:29
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In space no one can hear you shitpost.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:29
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In space no one can hear you stream (in 4k, on X The Everything App).
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shyduck posted:
X, the Endlösung App
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R.L. Stine posted:weird thing to give a poo poo about imo I agree I don’t know why those people kept doing the internet thing of “you are wrong !(explains why you are actually right )” It’s like man-splaining
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a dead human on Mars is still a human on Mars
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shyduck posted:a dead human on Mars is still a human on Mars Actually it's a corpse on mars unless their heart was still beating when they entered the gravity well.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:49
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Space X: First corpse on Mars by 2028!
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His rockets have FSD? Truly Elon is incredible
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haddedam posted:Space X: First corpse on Mars by 2028! Everyone will remember brave Xstronaut DogeDesigner
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Terminally Bored posted:Tesla makes like 80% of its money by selling their Fossil Fuel Subsidies to other car companies. They only make their lovely electric cars to get the subsidies. Hope that helps. With cap and trade being such a republican Boogeyman I wonder if Musk is going to accidentally fall on his face with that.
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I hope Elon and all his Twitter buddies enjoy life on Mars. The sooner the better.
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marshalljim posted:I hope Elon and all his Twitter buddies enjoy life on Mars. The sooner the better. Shapiro's too scared of the wetlands that SpaceX launches from.
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gschmidl posted:Shapiro's too scared of the wetlands that SpaceX launches from. Stupid wet rear end property.
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LifeSunDeath posted:I like that time elon tried to claim he solved some rocket problems by personally engineering a solution and I'm just laughing cause I know that was a total lie, or at least all of his work had to be completely corrected by an actual aerospace engineer. Yeah that was a really funny article. “To deal with this problem, Elon Musk came up with an idea and made his team work late into the night to make it happen, despite everyone telling him it wouldn’t work. And indeed it didn’t work, but another engineer came up with a solution that did work later, so hurray Musk!”
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we are giga(giga thicc)
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He seriously looks like he has ascites belly and is wearing a girdle to keep it down.
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Kit Walker posted:Yeah that was a really funny article. “To deal with this problem, Elon Musk came up with an idea and made his team work late into the night to make it happen, despite everyone telling him it wouldn’t work. And indeed it didn’t work, but another engineer came up with a solution that did work later, so hurray Musk!” He tried to repair a broken rocket engine with epoxy. No, really, he made a bunch of people work overnight to J-B Weld a rocket engine back together.
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bobjr posted:
when was his profile picture taken? because he looks about 100lb heavier and 20 years older there
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