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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Did nobody tell Kirk to keep his mouth shut, or is he negging his new team straight out the gate to establish dominance

Kirk spent the offseason learning from the TopG

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005


Agreed to trade his salary for Trump commemorative coins and gold shoes.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1768334383860023320?t=BZpdql9MqUOt1LJzLBMHSA&s=19

It's cool the Ravens have two affiliate franchises in the Chargers and Jets

And we're the Titans retirement home

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/1768351009963745391?s=46

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

LiquidFriend posted:

Agreed to trade his salary for Trump commemorative coins and gold shoes.

Wrong Bosa.

This one just plays halo and watches anime

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

a neat cape posted:

Wrong Bosa.

This one just plays halo and watches anime

poo poo. Thought they were both the same.

Well that joke fell flat.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Great signing. Yay.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1768335955734212963?s=46

someone tell me about this guy

Like I get they're just trying to bet on talent/reclamation with a contract like that but why

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

LiquidFriend posted:

poo poo. Thought they were both the same.

Well that joke fell flat.

I assume they both have the same politics. One just doesn't broadcast it lol

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

IcePhoenix posted:

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1768335955734212963?s=46

someone tell me about this guy

Like I get they're just trying to bet on talent/reclamation with a contract like that but why

He will make some plays occasionally but he'll also have some incredibly dumb penalties and you'll want to strangle him.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Black Sunshine posted:

He will make some plays occasionally but he'll also have some incredibly dumb penalties and you'll want to strangle him.

Hey, we agree!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1768366447967760755?s=20

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Come to butthead. No go to the Texans!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Come to butthead. No go to the Texans!

:hmmyes:

I think the Texans are more likely to add a WR or multiple lower cost players like a backup tackle

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1768362466503709067?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768368337606651972

LOL @ the idea of Howell beating out Geno Smith.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

drat, would've loved to have had him back. Miss ya DJ

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

There is nothing Zach Wilson has ever done that makes me think he is better than Ridder. He is a disaster.

Do we know how many MILFs Ridder has snagged?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Hilarious that Sam Howell is going to get a bigger return than Justin Fields.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Hilarious that Sam Howell is going to get a bigger return than Justin Fields.

The Eagles are going to get Fields for nothing and he's basically the perfect backup for them.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Geno should have the starting job on lock, but Howell's probably worth lowering a couple picks as a backup.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768368337606651972

LOL @ the idea of Howell beating out Geno Smith.

What an awful loving trade for Seattle.

They now don’t have a second or third pick.

If they are going to trade, maybe trade for Justin Fields??

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Sam Howell definitely seems like QB2. He's not better than Geno, but considering Geno missed a couple of games last season, you could do a lot worse than Sam Howell as your backup.

Seattle should still be looking at a QB of the future, but the way they've been signing players this season signals a rebuild / reload.

edit: Howell is only 23 lmao, jesus

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1768375059175874892?t=w3w8SBzdFBTIj-udqjWrxA&s=19

Uh sure? I don't think he'd be starting, so it's just depth.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

goodbye sweet prince. You are awesome

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
drat Miami was hot on him. Guess we’re really bargain hunting bc he’s pretty drat good for that $

ihatepants
Nov 5, 2011

Let the burning of pants commence. These things drive me nuts.



Ornery and Hornery posted:

What an awful loving trade for Seattle.

They now don’t have a second or third pick.

If they are going to trade, maybe trade for Justin Fields??

quote:

In 2024, Howell will earn a base salary of $985,000, while carrying a cap hit of $1,075,400 and a dead cap value of $180,800.

They swapped a 3rd for a 4th and a 5th for a 6th. Seems like an okay trade for cap management alone for a backup QB. Lock signed for $5M/year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/ApolloTexans/status/1768392201506042217

Ok liking this less now

e:

https://twitter.com/NickSchwagerNFL/status/1768387892932468835

Bills fans, should I care?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Arik Armstead and Bryce Huff got pretty much the same deal. Interesting stuff.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Why would they do this

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I guess to make sure they get at least 2025 out of him then release him if he's bad? I don't know

drat I wish the Texans had matched the Jags offer for Armstead, they could have called it an offseason there and waited for the draft

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Settle didn’t really distinguish himself. Ever. JAG.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What an awful loving trade for Seattle.

They now don’t have a second or third pick.

If they are going to trade, maybe trade for Justin Fields??

They very much still have a 3rd round pick

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

reader was so good. poo poo rear end

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mixon is just a workhorse. Big, solid, durable, will get you three yards but doesn't really flash any special characteristics. Surprised he got paid like this but good for him.

e: or maybe not good for him, just remembering that he broke a womans face

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Mixon has noticeably lost some juice. He's not the same guy.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I would have rather brought Singletary back I think even if Mixon ends up slightly outperforming him just because of the whole, you know, beating up a woman thing

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Cavauro posted:

reader was so good. poo poo rear end

I love big dts and he is one of the biggest and strongest

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

drat I wish the Texans had matched the Jags offer for Armstead
I didnt see that Armstead to Jax was official?

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Chiefs re-signed Wharton and Nnadi

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