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Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Can't post for 2 hours!

Robobot posted:

And the ones we missed will all simply starve to death with the millions and millions of our other citizens!

True, capitalism caused climate change is going to result in hundreds of millions starving to death

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# ? May 24, 2024 02:03

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

limp_cheese posted:

Not at all how I expected it to end. I thought for sure he was going to be bust out the window behind him on the backswing.

The edit through off his rhythm

# ? Mar 14, 2024 02:22

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Two things about this housing cost derail:

--it has resulted in exactly zero reports so good job everyone at having a relatively mature conversation

--it is now over

:thanks:

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a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

My House -Borat

# ? Mar 14, 2024 02:40

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Bald Stalin posted:

True, capitalism caused climate change is going to result in hundreds of millions starving to death

I�m sure we can capitalism our way out of it.

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Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/Fr90HIi.mp4

# ? Mar 14, 2024 04:03

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Shaddak posted:

https://imgur.com/Fr90HIi.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-SSa-D1i-M

# ? Mar 14, 2024 04:08

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Shageletic posted:

Repostin a classic

https://twitter.com/AngryVeren/stat...genumber%3D4181

This thread is pretty funny too

uh, no

# ? Mar 14, 2024 05:33

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Friends of mine self-published a kids book which had a funny ~~strikethrough~~ gag but when they inserted the text file into the graphics program the formatting got messed up and they had to take a sharpie and spend hours and hours fixing every single issue manually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbARPso0DDQ

# ? Mar 14, 2024 10:25

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Two things about this housing cost derail:

--it has resulted in exactly zero reports so good job everyone at having a relatively mature conversation

--it is now over

feedback: can you get a proper blue star please, I thought you were some random shitposter

# ? Mar 14, 2024 11:01

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Friends of mine self-published a kids book which had a funny ~~strikethrough~~ gag but when they inserted the text file into the graphics program the formatting got messed up and they had to take a sharpie and spend hours and hours fixing every single issue manually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbARPso0DDQ

I work in a commercial print shop and you wouldn't believe how much this happens. We are pretty good at noticing mistakes (although I don't know if any printer would have noticed this particular example) and we'll actually reach out to the salesperson or customer directly to check on making changes. It's my understanding that most print shops will just run whatever you give them. I don't have a problem with that because, like, what do you expect? But our shop provides a little extra fail safe for customers that ~~are total fuckup MBA smoothbrains~~ are busy adults with lots of important things to do.

*In Rutger Hauer Blade Runner voice*

I have seen colleges misspell the word "education" in huge text on recruitment postcards. I have seen the word "asses" used in place of "assess." I have seen files take thirty minutes to spool up because every line in the art is built as a separate layer in Adobe. I have seen three different executives demand four different PMS numbers for the same field in their brand logo. I have seen every doctor in a huge hospital system get mad at some executive ghoul for months because they kept insisting on high gloss for all the appointment cards that are supposed to be written on with pen because the gloss "looks more *~professional~* than uncoated paper."
Time to go to work.

vvvv Edit: :hmmyes:

Unironically, this. I mean, we're not running it as a scam, but business dipshits don't proofread anything apparently, so you get what you get. We don't charge extra for covering for these morons, but we should.

Railing Kill has a new favorite as of 11:59 on Mar 14, 2024

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUiWXNt7lqc

# ? Mar 14, 2024 11:50

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007; Can't post for 33 minutes!

Crazypoops posted:

uh, no

E: the thread does have diminishing returns when you get in there lol

Shageletic has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Mar 14, 2024

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Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Air Skwirl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUiWXNt7lqc

Great googly moogly.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 13:29

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

E: whoops didn�t see a mod shut that convo down

# ? Mar 14, 2024 14:13

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

https://i.imgur.com/442BZXG.mp4

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/442BZXG.mp4

nice one chowderhead

# ? Mar 14, 2024 19:14

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/442BZXG.mp4

There has to be a better way!

# ? Mar 14, 2024 19:25

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

Is that a Domino's employee? I wonder what pizza sauce in your eyes feels like.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 19:47

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/442BZXG.mp4

# ? Mar 14, 2024 19:51

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

🎶 When the sauce hits your face
At a chain pizza place
You need more pay 🎶

# ? Mar 14, 2024 20:01

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

There was a big sign outside an apartment building I used to live in that used quotations and commas in bizarre ways. It was a furniture store. Something like TONY'S, "FURNITURE," "LIGHTING," AND, "MORE"

Every time I saw that I wanted to shoot out the extra parts with a bb gun.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:08

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

They are only suggesting that they possibly sell :airquote:

furniture

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:11

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/442BZXG.mp4

If there�s a Hall of Fame for gifs in this thread then this one definitely deserves a spot.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

You think it would go well with fart moan?

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:13

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

mustard man has found a challenger

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:18

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

They each turn a corner at either end of a long hallway, each carrying a king's ransom on one hand in mustard, on the other in ketchup. Chef needs it, stat. Ponderously they build momentum under their heavy loads, closing the distance, closing the distance...

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

They�re going for speed

She�s all alone

In a time of need

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:46

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

mustard man has found a challenger

...Mayo!
...HP!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Condiment!

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:47

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

GotLag posted:

https://twitter.com/lawlorlara/status/1767539319562985725

# ? Mar 14, 2024 23:11

Tagra: Apr 7, 2006; If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Captain Hygiene posted:

🎶 When the sauce hits your face
At a chain pizza place
You need more pay 🎶

# ? Mar 15, 2024 00:06

Canuckistan: Jan 14, 2004; I'm the greatest thing since World War III.; Soiled Meat

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

mustard man has found a challenger

I dropped a big jar of green relish, and that poo poo went EVERYWHERE. It was like a claymore went off in the kitchen. Walls, ceiling, underside of the table, and everywhere else. Years later we still find little pieces of relish stuck in some out of the way place.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 00:29

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

They each turn a corner at either end of a long hallway, each carrying a king's ransom on one hand in mustard, on the other in ketchup. Chef needs it, stat. Ponderously they build momentum under their heavy loads, closing the distance, closing the distance...

If Mustard Guy leaves San Francisco traveling East at 50mph and

dialhforhero posted:

They�re going for speed

She�s all alone

In a time of need

Get out of my head :argh:

# ? Mar 15, 2024 01:40

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

Nenonen posted:

...Mayo!
...HP!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Condiment!

Close, Condiment King

# ? Mar 15, 2024 02:06

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2024 04:59

Food Boner: Jul 2, 2005

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

lmao

# ? Mar 15, 2024 05:38

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

I want to add "YOU DIED" to this but alas am away from the good ol editing machine lol

# ? Mar 15, 2024 05:51

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

How that ended without a scream I dunno.

That dude is never gonna watch Nick cage in the wicker man again though. PTSD for sure.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 06:22

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

PathAsc posted:

I want to add "YOU DIED" to this but alas am away from the good ol editing machine lol

I got u fam

https://i.imgur.com/DMMiEw1.mp4

oshit I hosed it up

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# ? May 24, 2024 02:03

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

How that ended without a scream I dunno.

That dude is never gonna watch Nick cage in the wicker man again though. PTSD for sure.

From the look of the gear this is not this guys first time collecting a swarm. Everyone has dropped a swarm on their head at one point or another, or dropped a frame and angered the bees. You just have to kinda stand there and let them calm down. Generally a swarm is pretty chill but I sure panicked a bit the first time I opened an angry hive. You learn to keep it chill otherwise you just make it worse.

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