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yesterday I got invited to an early screening of Immaculate. it was very average but at least it was R rated.
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MarcusSA posted:It’s one of the few movies that actually made me angry that I wasted my time watching it. I mean, dude. That’s really kind of on you for watching it at this point. “That tall glass of piss tasted terrible!”
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poisonpill posted:I mean, dude. That’s really kind of on you for watching it at this point. “That tall glass of piss tasted terrible!” I really have no one to blame but myself but I thought it might be a little entertaining.
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that new crow has no aesthetic. it could be a car commercial
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That is an aesthetic. They got whole videos of toktok and vine compilations representing car commercial aesthetics and energy
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MarcusSA posted:It’s one of the few movies that actually made me angry that I wasted my time watching it. I'd say it has 1 redeeming quality; as a cure for impostor syndrome in aspiring writers. If Zach Snyder somehow manages to earn millions writing such utter garbage, there's no need to feel insecure about your own work.
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Origami Dali posted:that new crow has no aesthetic. it could be a car commercial Just because it isn't going full camp and clown face-paint doesn't mean there's no aesthetic. If anything it feels a bit more operatic with the big locations, literal shots of people dancing on stage at a theatre, etc.
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Ovenmaster posted:I'd say it has 1 redeeming quality; as a cure for impostor syndrome in aspiring writers. If Zach Snyder somehow manages to earn millions writing such utter garbage, there's no need to feel insecure about your own work. the virgin artiste who spends years perfecting their screenplay that never gets produced vs. the chad Zach Snyder that just does a bunch of drugs while watching Star Wars and draws a few pictures in crayon, then releases that movie three times as directors cuts
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MarcusSA posted:I really have no one to blame but myself but I thought it might be a little entertaining. I like to background-watch bad movies while I do other stuff on the computer. I found Rebel Moon to not even be watchable as background noise and gave up 1/3 of the way through.
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I don't know what's worse, Snyder's intentional plan to make a lovely movie promising the directors cut is the 'real version' of the movie, or the weirdo Snyder fans that go along with it.
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Jose Oquendo posted:I don't know what's worse, Snyder's intentional plan to make a lovely movie promising the directors cut is the 'real version' of the movie, or the weirdo Snyder fans that go along with it. Yeah, I really hope this garbage dies off, but I have my doubts. The first fight scene was completely bloodless and sanitized to hell and back, obviously holding back everything for the "real version". That was when the movie went from 'this isn't looking promising' to 'gently caress this irredeemable garbage'.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Snyder bragged more people watched it than Barbie. Yeah but it turns out Netflix counts all clicks as two views lol
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Was it this thread that mentioned Triangle of Sadness bc this movie rules. An arms dealer billionaore blown up by his own grenade is my favourite kind of poetry.
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Khanstant posted:Was it this thread that mentioned Triangle of Sadness bc this movie rules. An arms dealer billionaore blown up by his own grenade is my favourite kind of poetry. Was it the one that has the extended vomiting scene because I gotta watch that someday.
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I feel like the thread was generally negative on Triangle of Sadness. The whole poor people will be just as lovely and exploitive to rich people if the situation was reversed conclusion during the final act was especially dumb. The best part of the movie was the intro with the models, and you can get 90% of the same effect watching the video for the Ladytron track Seventeen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jaYJx7yeI
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Rebel Moon was good, actually
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By the measure of being a star wars no one talked about at least, it was arguably one of the best. Really only solo a star wars story can compete
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Vim Fuego posted:Rebel Moon was good, actually I'm waiting for the Tig Notaro cut.
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I'm with Star Wars Aficionado Rich Evans on Solo, it's so dumb that I can't help but like it. Granted I haven't seen any other new Star Wars movies/shows besides 7 and R1, both of which were fine, so I figure I'm watching Star Wars correctly.
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The Crow: Autotune
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Speaking of good theme music for a movie that was never made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXPfA_gappc
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I watched the Crow recently, it's still pretty fun for a movie that doesnt really have any tension or stakes to it. It's kinda like death wish in that way. But it's too bad Brandon Lee didnt get to be a bigger star, he's got this perfect 90s earnest actiness. Great production design, out-burtons tim burton, gross, weird, not appropriate for kids and way too dumb for adults, and the soundtrack is one of the best of all time.
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I’m currently watching Mutant War, a movie that features Cameron Mitchell as the cranky leader of a band of irradiated mutant rapists. I do not understand how this hasn’t been on RLM yet.
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That sounds like a suspicious amount of movement and speech for Cameron Mitchell.
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LanceHunter posted:I feel like the thread was generally negative on Triangle of Sadness. The whole poor people will be just as lovely and exploitive to rich people if the situation was reversed conclusion during the final act was especially dumb. I didn't take that message, so much as that poor or not these people were raised and conditioned by that system, all of their values and everything they know, every chip on their shoulder, and so on is completely parsed through capitalism. Treating your masters as they treated you is a pretty common fantasy. I also don't think it's fair to say she's just as nasty as capitalism in their temporary society without capital. For one thing, if she had done as shift manager wanted and shared "equally" she would essentially be in the same role as before, sacrificing her wealth and labor for a smaller return than the value she generates for others. Turning the other cheek is a lovely expectation of the oppressed.
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I AM GRANDO posted:That sounds like a suspicious amount of movement and speech for Cameron Mitchell. He stands up unsupported almost the whole time!
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DebonaireD posted:I watched the Crow recently, it's still pretty fun for a movie that doesnt really have any tension or stakes to it. It's kinda like death wish in that way. But it's too bad Brandon Lee didnt get to be a bigger star, he's got this perfect 90s earnest actiness. Great production design, out-burtons tim burton, gross, weird, not appropriate for kids and way too dumb for adults, and the soundtrack is one of the best of all time. Fire it up! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!!
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the original crow holds up. alex proyas rocks
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Groovelord Neato posted:Congress needs to forget about TikTok and make CGI squibs illegal. Did you expect the Crow to be an exact remake?
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If you dont kill your lead actor, its not a real Crow film.
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Gripweed posted:He stands up unsupported almost the whole time! did he say anything about a “tums festival”?
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aledesma posted:did he say anything about a “tums festival”? no but at one point the hero kicks a mutant in the balls and Mitchell yells "Don't kick him there, I want to breed him!"
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bvor star wars and the thing is an n nn y
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That DICK! posted:bvor star wars and the thing is an n nn y you said it!
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Have you seen Brandon Lee in "Legacy of Rage" or "Showdown in Little Tokyo"? They are not the best movies but he does a good job and if he had lived I bet he'd been a pretty decent action star. Edit: 
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I saw Dunc 2 and it was real real good! It had a visual and aural identity of its own! I cannot handle Zendaya as passion inspiring romantic lead though. Every time the music swelled and they did a kiss or whatever my brain just played a clip show of all the bits in arrested development when someone looks at a photo of Michael Cera's girlfriend and says "what, her? Is she funny or something". To be fair Villeneuve and Zimmer are both loving TERRIBLE at romance so those scenes never stood a chance anyway. PS shout out to the generic jank rear end Drone operator that works on every single show I've ever done. I don't know why Villeneuve hired one of you to get the sweeping shots of those romance scenes but the crappy camera repo at the end of each one was like a warm blanket.
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Have you seen Brandon Lee in "Legacy of Rage" or "Showdown in Little Tokyo"? They are not the best movies but he does a good job and if he had lived I bet he'd been a pretty decent action star. showdown in little tokyo actually rocks
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Vinegar Syndrome just announced that their third Home Grown Horrors bluray box set will include Hauntedween, with a whole new 4k transfer
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Kingo Ligma posted:I saw Dunc 2 and it was real real good! Zendaya's mayonegg skills are unparalleled!
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