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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

DaysBefore posted:

Extending Obamacare to cover Discord Nitro

providing a tax credit to cover the cost of the $500 a month Tinder subscription, but only if you operate a small business in a disadvantaged community for 5 years

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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Means-tested OnlyFans subsidy for poor horndogs

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

DaysBefore posted:

Means-tested OnlyFans subsidy for poor horndogs

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

seeing someone have an epileptic seizure and trying to give them narcan

lol

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

cia guide to simple sabotage on a dead gay comedy forum

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

getting brain damaged from looking at bad tweets to post on the forums

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

lobster shirt posted:

getting brain damaged from looking at bad tweets to post on the forums

yea definitely a bit

selec
Sep 6, 2003

gay Mormon finds his chosen family in the CIA

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Have "Teslas are the new guillotines" been tried?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

LuxuryLarva posted:

"islamochristian values"

That's me

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Marketing snacks to CSPAM under the trademark Actionable Treats

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

docbeard posted:

Marketing snacks to CSPAM under the trademark Actionable Treats

Lol

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

hiring opus dei to do dei training

selec
Sep 6, 2003

bumper sticker: DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN TWENTY DOLLARS, IS ON MORE THAN TEN PRESCRIPTIONS

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

selec posted:

bumper sticker: DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN TWENTY DOLLARS, IS ON MORE THAN TEN PRESCRIPTIONS

well that last part is just asking for trouble

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

All Cops Are Bastards Except Bicycle Cops

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Trabisnikof posted:

All Cops Are Bastards Especially Bicycle Cops

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

calling politicians "BEB" at the thanksgiving table and refusing to explain what you mean

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

writing in aleksei navalny when i vote for president in november

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Just the most gruesome anti Chinese racism you can imagine, rice hats and slanty eyes and eat your dog jokes, but only about tiktok

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Party-line democratic abstentionist

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

nopus dei

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
rolling dice to vote, failing the check and assaulting the poll worker out of commitment

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

getting weirdly defensive about stonetoss after learning of his obsession with circumcision

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
the rollout of Circumcision 2

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

teacher whose only response to questions is "it's not my job to educate you."

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
Shortening contrapoints to CP. "Yeah I'm just watching CP."

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

LuxuryLarva posted:

Shortening contrapoints to CP. "Yeah I'm just watching CP."
bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be watching ContraPpoints" where the lowercase letters are much smaller

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Megamissen posted:

getting weirdly defensive about stonetoss after learning of his obsession with circumcision

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.

mawarannahr posted:

bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be watching ContraPpoints" where the lowercase letters are much smaller

you could make the other letters a color that runs or washes out in the sun and you could give them out for free to liberals

selec
Sep 6, 2003

guy who wants to get every college degree so he can finally evaluate which are useful and which are not

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
College Communist narcing on the party next door because recreational drugs are individualist

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

ikanreed posted:

Just the most gruesome anti Chinese racism you can imagine, rice hats and slanty eyes and eat your dog jokes, but only about tiktok

Putting on an accent whenever I say TikTok and waiting to see if anyone notices

Guy who thinks Epstein was the victim of a serial killer

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Instead of voting just standing in front of the voting machine for hours hoping that people went home from the line you helped create

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Woke Mind Virus posted:

Instead of voting just standing in front of the voting machine for hours hoping that people went home from the line you helped create

I tried this at the local park. People just go in the bushes

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
painting an American flag in watercolor and yelling SEE?! THESE COLORS DO RUN!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
john hajjman

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Hitlery Clinton

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Kazzah posted:

Guy who thinks Epstein was the victim of a serial killer

Well we know about him and vilerat for sure. Does 2 count?

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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Megamissen posted:

getting weirdly defensive about stonetoss after learning of his obsession with circumcision

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