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My theory is that they aren’t actually evil just misunderstood
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 What if we kissed in the terror tunnel? 
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Mar 15, 2024 03:00
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Stunt-Puffin posted:I honestly just want to learn more about The Unknown's lore. see i was thinking The Unknown did the phasing into/out of the walls thing for sure
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Mar 15, 2024 03:32
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Stunt-Puffin posted:We know The Unknown is played by a girl, but does The Unknown actually consider itself to be a girl? It gives off more of a masculine or possibly even sexless energy. I feel like 'it' would be The Unknown's preferred pronoun because 'it' sounds mysterious. The Unknown radiates powerful sexual energy. Well actually no Outrail fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Mar 15, 2024 |
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Mar 15, 2024 03:58
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Outrail posted:
Dude she's 16
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Mar 15, 2024 04:06
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The Unknown, with the mirror, is clearly the great unknown each of us finds inside their selves. Is this life? Who am I? And so on.
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Mar 15, 2024 04:29
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redshirt posted:The Unknown, with the mirror, is clearly the great unknown each of us finds inside their selves. Is this life? Who am I? And so on. That ain't scary
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Mar 15, 2024 04:30
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Literally A Person posted:That ain't scary Look deeper
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Mar 15, 2024 04:35
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I am at peace, bro.
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Mar 15, 2024 04:36
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Get with it, homie
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Mar 15, 2024 04:36
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Literally A Person posted:That ain't scary there's an unknown behind every mirror watching with empty sockets empty for now
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Mar 15, 2024 05:21
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I looked into The Uknown looking back at me from a cuppa tea
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Mar 15, 2024 05:43
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Mordja posted:Dude she's 16 Blame House of Illuminati for this gratuitously inappropriate casting.
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Mar 15, 2024 06:04
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I interpreted "evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls" like Bart's evil twin from that one Treehouse of Horror episode.
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Mar 15, 2024 06:12
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The darkening wonder that advances and spreads with age
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Mar 15, 2024 06:21
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Literally A Person posted:That ain't scary Their whole mission is to stop the gobstopper that makes children have clean bedrooms
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Mar 15, 2024 06:43
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I created this art piece out of the blue, once, possessed by the spirit of a Jeweler. Reflective everything, the idea being you'd see yourself while looking at the art. *takes hit
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Mar 15, 2024 06:46
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Moon Slayer posted:I interpreted "evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls" like Bart's evil twin from that one Treehouse of Horror episode. so it turns out The Unknown is the good one?
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Mar 15, 2024 08:36
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:so it turns out The Unknown is the good one? Which is about equally unsurprising.
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Mar 15, 2024 08:52
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Moon Slayer posted:I interpreted "evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls" like Bart's evil twin from that one Treehouse of Horror episode. I like how BingTM made it so the guy in the forefront is the normal chocolatier and the in-the-wall guy is just more evil.  Sorry if AI images are bannable (they should be). YOLO.
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Mar 15, 2024 09:04
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the saga has reached a brilliant and worthy conclusion https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/14/props-from-botched-willy-wonka-event-raise-over-2000-for-palestinian-aid-charity the guardian posted:Props from a botched Willy Wonka event in Glasgow that went viral after frustrated attenders called the police have raised more than £2,000 at auction for a Palestinian aid charity.
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Mar 15, 2024 10:04
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Stunt-Puffin posted:
This picture has already aged weirdly now knowing that the Unknown actress is 16 and the Wonka actor is allegedly a groomer.
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Mar 15, 2024 10:14
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The facts are loving things up the way you can't ever watch a Kevin Spacey movie at face value anymore. Why must stupid dark traumatic reality keep intruding upon people's whimsical harmless online yaoi fantasies
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Mar 15, 2024 11:59
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Can you help me with the Unknown's redemption ark story? The prequel to the current story. Why make evil chocolate in the walls? What trauma darkened the Unknown from a normal wall chocolatier to an evil one? Why is dime store Wonka the target of her/he/it's fury? Does it involve IP from other movie franchises? Is Willy her/he/it's father? Does the Unknown just want to build a snowman? Does it not need to be a snowman?
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Mar 15, 2024 14:10
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Harry_Potato posted:Can you help me with the Unknown's redemption ark story? The prequel to the current story. Why make evil chocolate in the walls? What trauma darkened the Unknown from a normal wall chocolatier to an evil one? Why is dime store Wonka the target of her/he/it's fury? Does it involve IP from other movie franchises? Is Willy her/he/it's father? Does the Unknown just want to build a snowman? Does it not need to be a snowman? The unknown grew up eating grotty sweets like Hersheys and wants to fix this injustice by replacing all confectionery with cheaply made tasteless rubbish. If everyone can't have nice chocolate, no-one can  Also something about exploitation, forced labour and the unsustainability of cocoa agriculture. There is exploitation all through the supply chain from the growers to the Oompa Loompas. The 'Unknown' is a reference to all the faceless people killed, maimed and displaced by the global chocolate trade. The Unknown is good, actually Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Mar 15, 2024 |
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Mar 15, 2024 14:22
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willy mcduff is an eccentric rich man who hates children and wants to kill them in his death trap I think it's easy to see where he might be an unreliable narrator
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Mar 15, 2024 14:26
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Bozza posted:the saga has reached a brilliant and worthy conclusion loving hell, MONORAIL auctioned it off for aid for Palestine?! Another reason that they're kick-rear end.
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Mar 15, 2024 14:52
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Amazing that AI can already come up with such compelling characters as the unknown
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Mar 15, 2024 14:54
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So-called AI yanked some words out of the overgrown text prediction machine because they seemed likely to be the kinds of words that would appear in proximity to each other based on huge amounts of human-generated text. Everything interesting about The Unknown is what humans have come up with based on what the machine shat out. There's plenty in the script generated by the grifter that doesn't strike anyone as compelling or good, but people just ignore those bits and elaborate on what they can make something of.
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Mar 15, 2024 15:01
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Harry_Potato posted:Why make evil chocolate in the walls? So you're saying they're not an evil chocolateer, they're an evil chocolateer?
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Mar 15, 2024 15:05
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Bozza posted:the saga has reached a brilliant and worthy conclusion lmao awesome. I was worried this would just be the gross tumblr fan art people have been posting from here on. Excellent ending.
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Mar 15, 2024 15:09
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Peanut Butter posted:The unknown grew up eating grotty sweets like Hersheys and wants to fix this injustice by replacing all confectionery with cheaply made tasteless rubbish. If everyone can't have nice chocolate, no-one can The Unknown's mother was dropped into a boiling vat of soy lecithin by the meth ompa loompa mafia and he/she/it takes it's revenge by hiding the real chocolate and making bunnies using the ingredient that caused the pain.
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Mar 15, 2024 15:31
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Amazing how Willy's Chocolate Experience ended up spreading joy all over the world. 
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Mar 15, 2024 18:59
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I just realized how much midwestern sounds Scottish https://i.imgur.com/CO3HuLm.mp4
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Mar 15, 2024 23:53
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Croccers posted:What took the wind out of my sails for that one was it more than likely a hire company that gave them out as COOL LIGHT rather them asking for the eye-burning UV lights. If you can think of a better way to keep the vampires away I'd like to hear it. Some people may have been temporarily blind, but everyone went home with all their blood.
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Facebook Aunt posted:If you can think of a better way to keep the vampires away I'd like to hear it. Some people may have been temporarily blind, but everyone went home with all their blood. That you know of! Don't tell me you've gone over all the toxicology reports. Cuz I KNOW you aint.
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Mar 16, 2024 00:34
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naem posted:I just realized how much midwestern sounds Scottish We also say 'ope' when squeezing past folk, you may be on to something
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Mar 16, 2024 00:40
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naem posted:I just realized how much midwestern sounds Scottish ...could you please explain in what ways you find them similar?
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Mar 16, 2024 06:17
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Southern American accidents do actually sound a lot more like Old English did, since they actually changed the language less than the people who remained in England did. Apparently Shakespeare makes a fair bit more sense if you speak it like Gomer Pyle.
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