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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Milo and POTUS posted:

I would expect this kind of behavior from jean michel jarre, but never brian eno

Brian eno had business cards that listed his occupation as 'masturbator'.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
'e like big butts and Eno lie.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I still like the theory somebody advanced that he's one of hundreds of people who tried to be an FYAD superstar in the mid-Oughts but flamed out in days.
Days? I'd be amazed if Elon lasted several hours.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Brian Eno likes girls with fat asses and big cocks

hell, same

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"Creating she-males by collage" is a hell of a phrase

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

sebmojo posted:

Brian eno had business cards that listed his occupation as 'masturbator'.

Once when the company was ordering business cards a coworker put his job title as 'orphan torturer' or something as a dumb joke. Nobody caught it so he had a stack of cards hidden in his desk and never asked for a replacement in case someone saw the original entry.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

was he a torturer of orphans, or an orphan who tortured?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

It was orphan torcher

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I didn't ask, not my department

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Outrail posted:

I didn't ask, not my department

human resources [resources extracted from humans]

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
New Ultrakill update sounding weird.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Empty Sandwich posted:

human resources [resources extracted from humans]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp7qJinS_tc&t=550s

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Outrail posted:

I didn't ask, not my department
*returns to torturing the child with the "I love my worried but very much alive parents" t-shirt*

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Outrail posted:

I didn't ask, not my department

said wernher von outrail

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
lol [variously]

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:italy: Buy Me A Pizza Thread :italy:

PhillGiroux posted:

So, short story here.

I am broke. Not a dollar to my name. Not on my credit card, not on my debit card, and I am not beautiful enough to sell my body.

The question remains? Who wants to buy an unfortunate soul a pizza?

P.S. I am out of Top Ramen (or whatever you call it in your area).

PM me and I will give you my address so you can buy me a pizza.

Maybe this can become the "Buy Pizza For Someone Else Thread"!?

Oh yeah, Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's, and Pipeline are in my area.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

This is the buy me a pizza post. Someone buy me a pizza, pronto.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That person actually came back and I guess got embroiled in the Lowtax drama somehow. He could have spent that $10 on a pizza, but he didn't, that's how much of a loyal goon he is.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
7-Eleven has real cheap pizzas today. I don't work there anymore, but last year I did and it was the busiest day of the entire year. Nonstop pizza making. It's a really good deal for, you know, pizza that is about as good as you can imagine one coming from a convenience store.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

credburn posted:

7-Eleven has real cheap pizzas today. I don't work there anymore, but last year I did and it was the busiest day of the entire year. Nonstop pizza making. It's a really good deal for, you know, pizza that is about as good as you can imagine one coming from a convenience store.

If it was 7-Eleven in Japan, I'd try it.

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

I wonder if Reddit's r/randomactsofpizza is still going or if it's mostly bots trying to scam other bots by now.

I wonder, yet don't care enough to check.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

NihilCredo posted:

bots trying to scam other bots by now.

I get the feeling this is the future of the internet. The human to bot ratio is getting worse all the time.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Son of Rodney posted:

This is the buy me a pizza post. Someone buy me a pizza, pronto.
I bought you a pizza but I don't know where you live so I just ate it. It was really good, just so you know.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Tree Bucket posted:

I get the feeling this is the future of the internet. The human to bot ratio is getting worse all the time.

There's at least one or two star trek plots about automated systems continuing to run and function long after the inhabitants of a planet went extinct. That'll basically be future astronauts visiting earth and finding the internet still running, but its just a bunch of seemingly intelligent AI bots interacting with each other in a preprogrammed way. And definitely not doing anything interesting like spontaneously evolving sentience.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tree Bucket posted:

I get the feeling this is the future of the internet. The human to bot ratio is getting worse all the time.

The future of the internet is a tf2 casual server

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

The future of the internet is a tf2 casual server

more like a tf2 achievement farming server, but a lovely one.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Dameius posted:

more like a tf2 achievement farming server, but a lovely one.
So, a normal achievement-farming server?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Malachite_Dragon posted:

So, a normal achievement-farming server?

yes, but like, a lovely one.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Jabberlock posted:

There's at least one or two star trek plots about automated systems continuing to run and function long after the inhabitants of a planet went extinct.

And a Babylon 5 plot too!

S01E04

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

SubponticatePoster posted:

I bought you a pizza but I don't know where you live so I just ate it. It was really good, just so you know.

Hell yes my ruse worked. Hope you enjoyed it, you rube, you absolute fool.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

mllaneza posted:

And a Babylon 5 plot too!

S01E04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxP3TyuQx0

Contains English closed captioning. Is super depressing.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Rappaport posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxP3TyuQx0

Contains English closed captioning. Is super depressing.
I always preferred the original short story. The grim metal hell house of the animation doesn't work as well for me as the other.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Milo and POTUS posted:

The future of the internet is a tf2 casual server

So what's the Internet equivalent of Uncletopia?

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Splicer posted:

I always preferred the original short story. The grim metal hell house of the animation doesn't work as well for me as the other.

Sure, I too hate how every two-paragraph how-to is now a 15 minute youtube "instruction" video (like & subscribe!), but we gotta get with the times I guess :corsair:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The internet mostly being bots is part of the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory , although as you'd expect from an internet theory the smartest people at flat earth dot org think it's a conspiracy rather than just a beshittening caused by greed and chancers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I've heard of enshittening, but beshittening is probably more accurate.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Marc, you're late.

Yes, apologies, I was beshat. Absolutely beshittened.

wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

Karate Bastard posted:

I was beshat.

The Kinsh James was a terrible translation

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"making it more poo poo" has been enshittened into "enshittened"

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