PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Can't post for 14 hours!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Everybody thinks their humour is somehow different when it's all the same.

Yeh nah tell im eyhes dreamin

# ? Mar 15, 2024 14:52

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:52

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

ikanreed posted:

So Danes are the swedish version of Dutch?

If you've been at war with the Dutch for 400 of the last 500 years, sure.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 14:52

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

voiceless anal fricative posted:

Sound an absolute must:
https://i.imgur.com/RecbztE.mp4

https://youtu.be/Hl5PLKr-Zcc

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:07

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Mr. Sunshine posted:

If you've been at war with the Dutch for 400 of the last 500 years, sure.

I have.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:14

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Carbon dioxide posted:

There is a way to embed imgur mp4s with sound working immediately.

There's a greasemonkey script that'll make your browser show full video controls when you mouseover an embedded mp4/gifv. It's particularly handy in video-heavy threads like this.

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Forums video controls
// @namespace    https://forums.somethingawful.com
// @version      2.0
// @description  Script to add html5 controls on hover to gif and video posts.
// @author       Inceltown
// @match        https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @exclude      https://www.youtube.com/*
// @grant        GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';
     var timer;

    function addVideoControl(){
        var vids = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
        for( var i = 0; i < vids.length; i++ ){
            var elem = vids.item(i);
            if(!elem.hasAttribute("controls")){
                elem.setAttribute("controls", "");
                console.log('video controls added');
            }
        }
    }

    timer = setInterval(addVideoControl, 1000);
})();

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:35

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Buttchocks posted:

Remember to designate your sex arse beneficiaries.

Nice username-post combo

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:36

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

CainFortea posted:

Aint nothing but a G Thing

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:37

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:39

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Sweden hasn't been at war since 1814 when they made a French general their king and he had presumably gotten his fill serving under Napoleon.

Before that they had like 600 years straight of war. Usually against the Danes over Skåne (Eastern Denmark)

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:49

burgersmith: Jun 27, 2023; That's right boys, Mondo cool.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Sweden hasn't been at war since 1814 when they made a French general their king and he had presumably gotten his fill serving under Napoleon.

Before that they had like 600 years straight of war. Usually against the Danes over Skåne (Eastern Denmark)

Whether you intended to or not, referring to Skåne as Eastern Denmark is ice cold and I love it.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 15:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:04

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

burgersmith posted:

Whether you intended to or not, referring to Skåne as Eastern Denmark is ice cold and I love it.

Skåne, Halland and Blekinge are Eastern Denmark. The fact that the Swedes are currently doing an occupation does not change that. However, Skåne loving sucks, so Denmark is in no hurry to rectify the situation.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:54

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

You scandanavians sure are a contentious people

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:54

burgersmith: Jun 27, 2023; That's right boys, Mondo cool.

Malmö is Sweden's Randers and they can loving keep it.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:56

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Norway aka northeastern Denmark
Sweden aka northwestern Denmark

# ? Mar 15, 2024 16:59

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

Hihohe posted:

Norway aka northeastern Denmark
Sweden aka northwestern Denmark

Wrong way round :norway:

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:02

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Peanut Butter posted:

Wrong way round

I know, i was tryin to hit even harder in my Scandinavian Slander

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:17

Sax Battler: Jul 31, 2007; Another bloody customs post,
Another fucking foreign coast,
Another set of scars to boast,
We Are The Road Crew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBcJZ3-cJKc

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:26

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

my aunt did an ancestry.com thing and shared it with my mom, even though we have unusually thorough genealogical records? A great aunt was super into it in the 90s, so I�ve known we were a hint of some Scandinavian, but I feared the worst. Nonetheless

E:10/10 timing, giggled on the tbana

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:29

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Outlaw porn! Yee-haw!

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:40

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

teen witch posted:

my aunt did an ancestry.com thing and shared it with my mom, even though we have unusually thorough genealogical records? A great aunt was super into it in the 90s, so I’ve known we were a hint of some Scandinavian, but I feared the worst. Nonetheless

E:10/10 timing, giggled on the tbana

To be fair, our records show the legal father, while genetics show the genetic father. Go watch postman pat and pay attention to the hair colours to see why that matters.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 17:45

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Radio Paranoia posted:

Outlaw porn! Yee-haw!

This washing machine ain't big enough for the two of us, step-bro

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:00

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

fullerene posted:

There's some poo poo down there that defies the laws of god and man and I am here* for it

*thousands of km away, on the surface, safely tucked into bed

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:01

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

PurpleXVI posted:

Pretty much the reaction I get whenever I convince my foreign friends to watch a Danish movie. Something about our sense of humour just seems out of kilter with the rest of the continent.

I thought Kapringen was good, but maybe I didn't understand it was supposed to be funny

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:04

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jII9lSym-bs

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:15

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

The Demilich posted:

I wish some books got the Bible treatment by having different voiced versions for sale, if only so I could have something like:

^{Chuck Tingle presents:}
DUNE
_{Volume 1: Pounding Sand in Arrakis}

Me: [grabs you, covers your mouth and pulls you around the corner]
Me: Shhhh! Be quiet! AI users might here you.
You: [slowly nod in acknowledgement]
As I uncover your mouth, a roving AI prompt writer, a sweaty nerd with no creativity, passes on his patrol of the corridors, barely missing us.

I recognize the irony of including this image in this post

# ? Mar 15, 2024 18:46

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Some Pinko Commie posted:

That wasn't Duncan, it was a whole other clone, and they were 8 years old, not 12.

The latter Dune books highlight ol' Frank's pedophile fantasies he had while his wife was dying.

If you thought "adult beefswelling" was odd wait until you see "wet slap of ejaculate" and "sexual collision".

after the 4th book there are no more books. ignore the fact that i have read every single book atleast twice. fourth book is where he starts to get problematic with the whole fish speaker bs and like 16 yr old girl cumming when seeing duncans clone climb the storm wall.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 19:50

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

It's amusing when Swedes think they aren't Swedes just because their land has another name.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 20:27

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Carbon dioxide posted:

This works at least on web, didn't test it on apps.

https://i.imgur.com/sr1nrIl.mp4

# ? Mar 15, 2024 20:57

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

There is only Scandinavia, various degree of Swede, and the former colony, Finland.

Although I guess Iceland can be given special dispensation too.

# ? Mar 15, 2024 20:58

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

I'm shocked no one has posted this incredibly sad and real documentary on the state of the danish language and their decaying society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGGX5gmwVbA
(english CC)

Baronjutter has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Mar 15, 2024

# ? Mar 15, 2024 22:06

Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

I don�t understand the whole Scandinavian infighting.

Now let me tell you about drivers from the nearest neighboring state,

# ? Mar 15, 2024 22:27

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Anime Store Adventure posted:

I don’t understand the whole Scandinavian infighting.

Now let me tell you about drivers from the nearest neighboring state,

As a Floridian, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE GOD DAMNED QUEBECOISE DRIVERS

# ? Mar 15, 2024 22:32

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

If you ever get close to a human
And human behaviour

# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:00

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Karate Bastard posted:

If you ever get close to a human
And human behaviour

gently caress Iceland.

e: to be clear, the food store chain.

ee: but also the country.

Elissimpark has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Mar 15, 2024

# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:31

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Elissimpark posted:

gently caress Iceland.

e: to be clear, the food store chain.

ee: but also the country.

Like, everyone at once, or can I do a few at a time?

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:04

Government Handjob: Nov 1, 2004; Gudbrandsglasnost; College Slice

Anime Store Adventure posted:

I don’t understand the whole Scandinavian infighting.

Think of Scandinavia as three siblings who love each other and show it by making GBS threads on each other. We share a looot of history and culture and our languages are mutually intelligible.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:10

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Government Handjob posted:

Think of Scandinavia as three siblings who love each other and show it by making GBS threads on each other. We share a looot of history and culture and our languages are mutually intelligible.

Pretending that any scandanvian language is intelligible is a stretch.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:11

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Government Handjob posted:

Think of Scandinavia as three siblings who love each other and show it by making GBS threads on each other. We share a looot of history and culture and our languages are mutually intelligible.

Wow, your English is pretty good, but your grammar is a bit off and �loot� only has two o�s

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:19

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:52

Government Handjob: Nov 1, 2004; Gudbrandsglasnost; College Slice

You just ordered a thousand liters of milk.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 00:27

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