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Shumagorath posted:buttcoin: Note: these are all random probably bad ideas that aren't vetted; CONFIDENTIAL
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Shame Boy posted:oh man please find a way to still try to go head to head with matt levine 
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Boxturret posted:does he know that you can do things not online holding them in his head could work except every time he takes his shirt completely off to re-apply the doctor prescribed meth patches he loses 1 or 2
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AnoHito posted:i like how 
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is he not already "extremely pro crypto"? what would that look like
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Make that 4000 to 5000 years simply for mentioning Fucker.
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Wonder how the ultra-lib parents are feeling about lil sammy putting "support the GOP, go on Carlson" down as the 3rd or 4th idea. The top idea if we toss out "ah but, if not for those darned lawyers, shucks" variations.
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There’s so much you could say about all these individual points but the one thing I come away from this whole document thinking is: Wow, he will never ever stop thinking the problem is that he wasn’t given another opportunity to talk his way out of this.
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Ariong posted:There’s so much you could say about all these individual points but the one thing I come away from this whole document thinking is: Wow, he will never ever stop thinking the problem is that he wasn’t given another opportunity to talk his way out of this. if he can explain himself, he'll get out of jail. he's still going to jail therefore, he's not being allowed to explain himself properly. dude's the main character of a story nobody wants to read.
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you are not thinking properly like Sam if he can explain himself properly, not only will he avoid jail, he will be put back as CEO in a newly restarted FTX and will give 1000% returns to everyone who used FTX
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Neito posted:if he can explain himself, he'll get out of jail. yeah this one specifically lol 
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kalensc posted:Wonder how the ultra-lib parents are feeling about lil sammy putting "support the GOP, go on Carlson" down as the 3rd or 4th idea. The top idea if we toss out "ah but, if not for those darned lawyers, shucks" variations. i think your problem here is assuming that they would not throw all of their beliefs out of the window in order to remain super rich (like their son)
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Shumagorath posted:lol if you think sbf has any short-term memory left after doing Lemmy amounts of speed with his entirely bitchmade constitution 
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Mar 16, 2024 15:47
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we learned his memory is shot during his cross-examination when he said "I don't recall" 140 times.
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Mar 16, 2024 15:49
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Mercury_Storm posted:yeah this one specifically lol objection, why is sammy wearing a suit jacket and not just his iconic ill fitting tshirt
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Trillhouse posted:we learned his memory is shot during his cross-examination when he said "I don't recall" 140 times. the number one cause of memory loss in the united states today is being asked questions by opposing counsel.
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buttcoin:Mr. Nice! posted:the number one cause of memory loss ... is being asked questions by opposing counsel.
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Mr. Nice! posted:the number one cause of memory loss in the united states today is being asked questions by opposing counsel. my favorite ones were when he didn't recall things he testified about a few hours earlier during direct.
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they'll find a google doc that says "take a brain melting quantity of drugs so if i ever go to court i can say i don't remember anything"
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Boxturret posted:they'll find a google doc that says "take a brain melting quantity of drugs so if i ever go to court i can say i don't remember anything"
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Shumagorath posted:Fact 1: Changpeng Z killed my exchange lol Boxturret posted:they'll find a google doc that says "take a brain melting quantity of drugs so if i ever go to court i can say i don't remember anything" I don't know anything about law, but i still think "i was an addict being fed drugs by a quack doctor and my addiction made me make a lot of bad decisions" would have been a way better, more believable defense. but that would require sam to admit to doing something wrong.
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knox_harrington posted:is he not already "extremely pro crypto"? what would that look like he had previously publically been like crypto-moderate. "it's an interesting space with lots of potential but it can be the Wild West out there, which is why we need regulation and why we built FTX, the safe way to get invested in crypto" so i assume this would be "gently caress the sec degen diamond hodl doge to a dollar"
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:i think your problem here is assuming that they would not throw all of their beliefs out of the window in order to remain super rich (like their son) This. His father's sole principle these days are "have all the money," and his mother's has always been that personal responsibility for anything is impossible. Plus money.
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'pretend to be super remorseful' isn't on this list, so can we really say whether his remorse is sincere? yes we can its not
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Mar 16, 2024 18:37
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REMORSE LESS BANKMAN
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Mar 16, 2024 18:39
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VERY CONFIDENTIAL IDEAS (may or maynot be good. probably good) - become a grifter - go on Tucker Carlson program and whine about lé wokeismé or whatever - lie about actual beliefs re: chapter 11 team
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Mar 16, 2024 19:26
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big fan of the "those lawyers are making too much money!!" argument in general, unlike our reasonably priced counsel who helped us commit the crimes in the first place
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- Steal money - Lie - Get caught - Lie some more - Play victim - ???? - profit!
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im really enjoying the combination of "this is all the fault of the woke agenda" and "when you think about it the sec are colonizers"
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are either of those things false though 
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shackleford posted:big fan of the "those lawyers are making too much money!!" argument in general, unlike our reasonably priced counsel who helped us commit the crimes in the first place they're the same people
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Mar 17, 2024 00:16
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extremely funny that a matt levine interview as suggested here was used in court as evidence
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sbfcoin
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Mar 17, 2024 01:51
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...! posted:sbfcoin legal tender for all shrimp public and private
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Pink Mist posted:extremely funny that a matt levine interview as suggested here was used in court as evidence the last interview collapsed the entire crypto ecosystem so another one would have to have the opposite effect. that's how statistics works.
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Mar 17, 2024 02:04
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Very tender. Not very legal.
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FAUXTON posted:legal tender for all shrimp public and private
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Paladinus posted:Very tender. Not very legal. ??? "tender legal coin" wouldn't lie to me
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Grace Baiting posted:??? i'm tender legal coin
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