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I love that you can see that Colm kinda wants to get up and kick the guy square in the chest, he's that insulted by the premise of the question 
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It's the prime directive to not interrupt someone gooning on the holodeck
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I left a bad Google review of Quark's holosuit program I called it holoDRECK
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Toxic Mental posted:It's the prime directive to not interrupt someone gooning on the holodeck You’d have to give away replicator credits and trade duty shifts for YEARS to accrue enough holodeck time for a proper goon sesh
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Toxic Mental posted:It's the prime directive to not interrupt someone gooning on the holodeck "Come." "I'M TRYING!  "
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Powered Descent posted:This is canon. in my experience “cat lady” has a connotation beyond just “once had a cat”
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nine-gear crow posted:I love that you can see that Colm kinda wants to get up and kick the guy square in the chest, he's that insulted by the premise of the question He's definitely got them vibes from Layer Cake. "You try that poo poo with me, and I'll put you in a fuckin' wheelchair"
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If Data is sexually “fully functional” then that means Dr Soong had to build and design Data’s dick and balls and program his jizz threshold and O face and poo poo, lol
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Toxic Mental posted:If Data is sexually “fully functional” then that means Dr Soong had to build and design Data’s dick and balls and program his jizz threshold and O face and poo poo, lol It's just an idealized version of himself in his prime. The computer could whip that up in no time. Add three centimetres. Delete the digleberries.
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Mar 16, 2024 09:20
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nah, just the jizz. data’s o face is an emergent property
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The foremost expert on cybernutticism
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Wouldn't leaving out the jizz be the superior move? I know porn loves jizz, but I've never once been in a situation I thought would be improved by more goo.
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Outpost22 posted:Unless the Romulans are loving with the Klingons, then we need to get involved. Yeah because that is definitionally external interference, not the Klingons' own domestic affairs. Even the TNG Prime Directive isn't total political isolationism.
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Facebook Aunt posted:but I've never once been in a situation I thought would be improved by more goo. Don’t say this around Odo
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Endless Trash posted:Don’t say this around Odo What's he going to do, Urumph at you.
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dr_rat posted:What's he going to do, Urumph at you. Keep at it and you’ll be cooling your heels in a holding cell
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Endless Trash posted:Keep at it and you’ll be cooling your heels in a holding cell lol, if he can't even find enough on Quark to lock him up, the bucket of gooey idiot sure as hell can't find poo poo on me.
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Toxic Mental posted:It's the prime directive to not interrupt someone gooning on the holodeck According to DS9 if someone locks the doors it's straight up illegal to enter a holodeck and let's be honest we all know why that law got passed
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they shoulda had an episode of DS9 where the main guy from the PD Blue shows up as a cardassian cop and odo has to out cop him and the camera goes all shakey
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Non Compos Mentis posted:they walked in on barkley And they all should of been court marshaled for it. 
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:in my experience “cat lady” has a connotation beyond just “once had a cat” You know what? I am more than okay rechristening those tunnels the cat lady tunnels because that is so much better than what I was calling them before.
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The egirl tunnels?
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Computer, give me the last 3 days content of Quark's holosuites, standard compression.
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Data’s dick is just a dildo, albeit a positronic one. He doesn’t need or even want to come. Therefore there is no android jizz. He and yar stopped loving only after yar passed out from exhaustion It’s like you people have never read my fanfic!
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Toxic Mental posted:If Data is sexually “fully functional” then that means Dr Soong had to build and design Data’s dick and balls and program his jizz threshold and O face and poo poo, lol Most of that was scrolling through tons of procedurally-generated options and bookmarking preferred attributes Let's not speak of what he was doing with his other hand during this process
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MikeJF posted:According to DS9 if someone locks the doors it's straight up illegal to enter a holodeck and let's be honest we all know why that law got passed is that a federation law or a bajoran law though
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Brawnfire posted:Most of that was scrolling through tons of procedurally-generated options and bookmarking preferred attributes Data entry?
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Brawnfire posted:Most of that was scrolling through tons of procedurally-generated options and bookmarking preferred attributes "My boy..."
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McSpanky posted:Data entry? Data injection.
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How does Data make his bed? with Data sheets
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Remembering the episode of DS9 where imaginary people show up and people's imagination starts coming to life and Odo's imagination brings Quark to his holding cell.
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sweet geek swag posted:You know what? I am more than okay rechristening those tunnels the cat lady tunnels because that is so much better than what I was calling them before. It was hell, days spent running from the Cat Gangs. They'd steal your cat and change its name to Mr. Jones or whatever sick thing entered their brains. Trading kittens for food. A feather tied to a fishing rod made you a king.
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Data's gender fluid cat.
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Stop making me want to touch the fabric walls!!! 
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In the future, humanity will evolve past the need to grope wall fabrics. Because that’s what holodecks are for in the privacy of your own home.
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