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canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Turning a big dial that says "dead passengers" and looking back at the audience

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:22

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:55

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Trump contracting COVID, requiring some of the best doctors in the world to administer an experimental treatment to save the life of the President of the United States, then posing for the loving cameras trying to play it off as just a mild case of the sniffles while struggling to breathe is an all time Top 5 moment that lives rent free in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQYEQOa_DIE

This is the moment when COVID officially became unbeatable. Him ripping off the mask and trying to pose like a big strong boy on the portico while sipping air because his lungs were full of fluid was the go ahead to every dipshit in the US and abroad to ditch their masks and let the virus rip freely. If he'd died that day, millions of people would still be alive right now.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:22

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Infinitum posted:

Trump contracting COVID, requiring some of the best doctors in the world to administer an experimental treatment to save the life of the President of the United States, then posing for the loving cameras trying to play it off as just a mild case of the sniffles while struggling to breathe is an all time Top 5 moment that lives rent free in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQYEQOa_DIE

He looked healthier there than he does now.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:29

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

Stink Billyums posted:

What a profoundly repulsive statement.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:30

Gros Tarla: Dec 30, 2008

redshirt posted:

One day, not that many years from now, we will be free of this orange menace.

Nah, his death will turn into a JFK/Epstein type conspiracy circus and will be a thing for decades to come.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:32

kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

If you even have to ask anything remotely phrased that way in a major publication you've hosed up and will have neither.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:32

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1769398547240079764?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

So do mine bitch you ain't special

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:33

LaserPrinter69: Sep 6, 2022; "I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1769398547240079764?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Biden should post a photo of him crushing a jar of Dijon mustard under his boot.

Get a load of president father time over here with his stable *checks notes* hiking boots

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:35

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Lol is Joe Biden wearing special versions of those old people wide pad spring shoes my grandma used to buy at the mall

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:38

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Infinitum posted:

Trump contracting COVID, requiring some of the best doctors in the world to administer an experimental treatment to save the life of the President of the United States, then posing for the loving cameras trying to play it off as just a mild case of the sniffles while struggling to breathe is an all time Top 5 moment that lives rent free in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQYEQOa_DIE

Whoever talked him out of the superman shirt stunt should be shoved in a locker.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:38

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

MrQwerty posted:

Lol is Joe Biden wearing special versions of those old people wide pad spring shoes my grandma used to buy at the mall

Biden has the mobile stability of a Dalek. Massively flares bases are very stable.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:39

Ringo Star Get: Sep 18, 2006; JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

Biden team should release a statement that his �mysterious� shoes for comfort and stability are just regular shoes because they don�t have lifts in them like Ron�s or Dons.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:44

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/business/status/1769304053983420631?s=20

quote:

President Joe Biden raised more than $53 million for his reelection campaign and the Democratic Party in February, a record amount for the month.

The president and his party ended the month with $155 million cash on hand, the most ever amassed for a Democrat at this point in the calendar, and had its biggest haul from small-dollar donors to date, breaking records set in the three prior months, according to a statement by Biden�s campaign.

Biden has raised more than $331 million since launching his reelection bid in April and enjoys a large financial advantage over his Republican rival, former President Donald Trump, who has yet to report February numbers.

Meanwhile GOP has 8 million and 1 million in debt

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:45

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:47

blackmet: Aug 5, 2006; I believe there is a universal Truth to the process of doing things right (Not that I have any idea what that actually means).

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1769398547240079764?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Biden should post a photo of him crushing a jar of Dijon mustard under his boot.

Old man buys shoes based on comfort and arch support rather than style.

News at 11.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:48

dervival: Apr 23, 2014

Stink Billyums posted:

Stand and deliver! Your money or your life!

loving corporate highwaymen should get the rope

note that I mean the corporation as a corporate person there, not any human person in particular

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:56

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

bird with big dick posted:

Pretzel bun is a pro move Obama still the greatest president in history.

Opening wide enough to not even have the bun touch the lips is impressive AF

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:57

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/business/status/1769304053983420631?s=20

Meanwhile GOP has 8 million and 1 million in debt

Roberts court is going to do an about-face on campaign finance if money is no longer a Republican advantage. :unsmigghh:

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:57

Jeremor: Jun 1, 2009; Drop Your Nuts

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

drat. you're good

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:57

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

steinrokkan posted:

We can build him shoes... We have the technology!

Man I love my goddamned hoka shoes and I am going to be mad if the MAGAverse turns them into some sort of political statement

Edit: JESUS WASHED FEET

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:59

dervival: Apr 23, 2014

they're going to turn them into a political statement, sorry

# ? Mar 17, 2024 18:59

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Been saying

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:00

Jean-Paul Shartre: Jan 16, 2015; this sentence no verb

Frank Frank posted:

Man I love my goddamned hoka shoes and I am going to be mad if the MAGAverse turns them into some sort of political statement

Edit: JESUS WASHED FEET

Look at this globalist libtard, wearing French shoes.

(Hokas rule, I think I�m gonna get a pair of Mach Sixes soon)

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:02

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Look at this globalist libtard, wearing French shoes.

(Hokas rule, I think I�m gonna get a pair of Mach Sixes soon)

I had to look up the ones I have but it turns out they are BONDI 8s.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:06

dervival: Apr 23, 2014

hoka, when the soles fell

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:07

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

You can take my New Balance off my dead bloated feet.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:08

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

redshirt posted:

You can take my New Balance off my dead bloated feet.

will do.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:09

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

NoiseAnnoys posted:

will do.

Edit

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:12

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Vampire Panties posted:

Think of the shareholders!

Put all the shareholders on a 737 MAX.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:12

Outpost22: Oct 11, 2012; RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

How does one "gently caress" feet?

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Outpost22 posted:

How does one "gently caress" feet?

Foot binding.

# ? Mar 17, 2024 19:22

olylifter: Sep 13, 2007; I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Vampire Panties posted:

Wrestled in high school, was extremely good at it.. but I'm 5'9" and I weighed 120-132lb* over the course of my career. Actually had a scholarship for wrestling to Penn State but #RejectedParents things made sure that never happened

tbh I wish MMA was bigger in 1997, I would've got into that without question. Instead I became a computer nerd and found these forums a few years later ....