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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Everything is forgiven. Everything

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havelock
Jan 20, 2004

IGNORE ME
Soiled Meat

temple posted:

Everything is forgiven. Everything

I'm willing to entertain the earth being flat now. Need a win in the finals for me to contemplate vax poo poo

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



anakha posted:

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1769473135202742353

Tie game, shot clock's off, ball in his hands, and Cade decides to launch a pullup 3 with 10 seconds left.

Have I ever said what an amazing job he's doing as Tank Commander?

drat bam with a 3 in back to back games, it's Over for the rest of the league now that Bam Ad3bayo is unlocked

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Can’t believe we had a Hatin Ayton derail and I missed it.

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Gravy Boat 2k

ridiculous finish

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Sam Hauser was 10/12 from 3 in 23 minutes before rolling an ankle. New record for shortest playtime to get 10 threes.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/UsherNBA/status/1769512531515617423?s=20

I have been trying to explain to people why this is insane but they don't seem to get it

My mom was like "yeah he dribbled in and made a bank shot"

mdemone fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Mar 18, 2024

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


mdemone posted:

https://twitter.com/UsherNBA/status/1769512531515617423?s=20

I have been trying to explain to people why this is insane but they don't seem to get it

My mom was like "yeah he dribbled in and made a bank shot"

I think if you're not a regular NBA watcher, you might not be fully aware of just how rare a big guy with handles is. "Dribbling is a thing I know is a basketball skill, I bet all NBA guys can dribble" kind of thinking

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/OrlandoMagic/status/1769522629835104715

:thunk:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Telluric Whistler posted:

I think if you're not a regular NBA watcher, you might not be fully aware of just how rare a big guy with handles is. "Dribbling is a thing I know is a basketball skill, I bet all NBA guys can dribble" kind of thinking

I even prepped her with "this man is unnaturally tall but he is a good shooter, so his defender has to play up on him"

I mean good lord that is just an obscene play, his defender did everything right and he makes a shot like he's playing on a Nerf goal

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




https://streamable.com/7vu8cj

the video of it is worth watching to see how pleased with himself Black is when he swaps spots to make this happen

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


Leaky Black might have the most suppressed shiteating grin of all time going on in that photo.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/MagicJohnson/status/1769531554332819782?s=20

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I knew they'd delete the post so I got the screenshot.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
those cowards deleted it smh

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Of course bam gets the game winning 3 in a game where Duncan Robinson scored 30

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

mdemone posted:

https://twitter.com/UsherNBA/status/1769512531515617423?s=20

I have been trying to explain to people why this is insane but they don't seem to get it

My mom was like "yeah he dribbled in and made a bank shot"

Yeah she told me the same thing.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

wandler20 posted:

I knew they'd delete the post so I got the screenshot.



I hope next time the Raptors play in Boston Gradey and Derrick trade jerseys as a follow-up

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Adam silver is going to end up fining gradey dick every time he does a jersey swap because every combination is funny

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Aye Doc posted:

https://streamable.com/7vu8cj

the video of it is worth watching to see how pleased with himself Black is when he swaps spots to make this happen

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Workshopping a joke where an innocent player sees these jersey exchanges and doesn't get the joke, and it has to be a funny combo too. If only AC Green still played.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


wandler20 posted:

I knew they'd delete the post so I got the screenshot.



Fuckers coulda gotten Jalen Suggs in that pic and made it absolutely legendary.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Rick posted:

Workshopping a joke where an innocent player sees these jersey exchanges and doesn't get the joke, and it has to be a funny combo too. If only AC Green still played.

Non-exhaustive

Achiuwa
Ayton
Bitim
Brown
Clowney
Diabete
Fudge
Funk
Harden
Hardy
Hart
Herro
Jaquez
Kuzma
Liddell
Little
Love
Mann
Payne
Primo
Queen
Quickley
Reddish
Sharpe
Suggs
Tucker
White
Wood

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Dick Tracy McGrady

JackBandit
Jun 6, 2011

morestuff posted:

Non-exhaustive

Achiuwa
Ayton
Bitim
Brown
Clowney
Diabete
Fudge
Funk
Harden
Hardy
Hart
Herro
Jaquez
Kuzma
Liddell
Little
Love
Mann
Payne
Primo
Queen
Quickley
Reddish
Sharpe
Suggs
Tucker
White
Wood

Primo would have been interesting

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Lively Dick
Dick Curry
uh
Is Rudy Gay still in the league?

edit: dick rondo

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

big boi posted:

Is Rudy Gay still in the league?

Adam silver watching as he approaches Grady for a jersey swap, "not that guy! Nooo!"

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
lol

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Can't believe nobody said Dick Ball yet

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Dick Garland

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

Prince

Chronicles fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Mar 18, 2024

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Rick posted:

Workshopping a joke where an innocent player sees these jersey exchanges and doesn't get the joke, and it has to be a funny combo too. If only AC Green still played.

Would you accept current Milwaukee Buck AJ Green?

edit: if it helps here’s a picture of him looking like Gradey Dick’s country cousin who don’t get no jokes

DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Mar 18, 2024

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Rick posted:

Workshopping a joke where an innocent player sees these jersey exchanges and doesn't get the joke, and it has to be a funny combo too. If only AC Green still played.

Willie Green is a coach but he is known for never cursing.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

who is Diabete

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

It’s a shame that Manute has passed, if he watched his son play a Raptors game and took a family picture with Gradey we could have gotten a picture with Dick and the two biggest Bols in the world

fancy stats
Sep 9, 2009

A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

need to get a butt in the league

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Toppin
Nembhard
Walker

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

The preparation is hilarious.
https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1769522093753065521

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


cool ya jets, earvin

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Which pair of siblings finishes the season with more total points scored, Wagners or Currys? (Based on bbr stats, Wagners lead by 47)

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