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sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

HolHorsejob posted:

I cannot fathom the depth of contempt for your fellow man required to half-watch that video without realizing it was an ambulance. Astounding who they just let walk around these days

I dunno maybe capitalism gave doordash drivers ambulance powers

# ? Mar 18, 2024 07:31

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:58

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Now that I know it's an ambulance, the video makes a lot more sense. Without that knowledge, it looks like a sped up video of an aggressive truck driver wearing gloves and jumping into every gap in traffic.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 07:35

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Also remember to unmute video clips for extra context. For this one specifically the sound of the sirens gives a lot away and even if you're not familiar with the sound of those sirens specifically, you can probably figure out what the driver's profession is by process of elimination.

UwUnabomber posted:

Goons and not understanding ambulances is becoming a thing.

A new tradition

# ? Mar 18, 2024 07:38

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Why don't the ambulances just drive 350mph and go OVER the cars?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 07:59

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Scholtz posted:

Why don't the ambulances just drive 350mph and go OVER the cars?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 08:18

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

Atticus_1354 posted:

This is Florida, right?

# ? Mar 18, 2024 10:33

2Fast2Nutricious: Oct 4, 2020

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4hiG3sn.mp4

They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 10:40

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Ambulance driver: *hammering emergency light/siren buttons repeatedly*
Goons: This rear end in a top hat is changing the radio while running red lights!

# ? Mar 18, 2024 11:00

ComradePyro: Oct 6, 2009

my enlightened perspective affords me the ability to continue looking down on the driver even after learning he is driving an ambulance. I am better than him.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 11:35

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Zero VGS posted:

Love to drive my non-emergency vehicle with my surgical gloves on

You know guys who think they are cool drivers always wearing gloves

# ? Mar 18, 2024 11:48

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/s1ZXlpZ.mp4

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:05

ComradePyro: Oct 6, 2009

I'm not saying I'd be the FIRST person in line to find out if that thing can gently caress me,

# ? Mar 18, 2024 12:28

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I genuinely can't tell what it's picking, now I'm deeply curious.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 13:24

Fumble: Sep 4, 2006; Can't post for 10 days!

ComradePyro posted:

I'm not saying I'd be the FIRST person in line to find out if that thing can gently caress me,

You can keep that thing the gently caress away from my ball sack.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 13:25

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

2Fast2Nutricious posted:

They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.

Thank you for this lol

PurpleXVI posted:

I genuinely can't tell what it's picking, now I'm deeply curious.

Lemons, before the whores can steal them!

# ? Mar 18, 2024 13:42

ComradePyro: Oct 6, 2009

Fumble posted:

You can keep that thing the gently caress away from my ball sack.

well, I was going to before you told me to, but now I don't want to. the peach-plucker 9000 is en-route, enjoy them while you still can

# ? Mar 18, 2024 13:47

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

PurpleXVI posted:

I genuinely can't tell what it's picking, now I'm deeply curious.

I believe those are peach trees

# ? Mar 18, 2024 13:57

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Potato Salad posted:

I believe those are deez nuts

# ? Mar 18, 2024 14:26

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

# ? Mar 18, 2024 14:57

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

2Fast2Nutricious posted:

They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.

hell yeah
\

e,c:
https://packaged-media.redd.it/t5fx...4c9d4a01ba5#t=0

https://packaged-media.redd.it/dqpi...5e886ce3544#t=0

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Mar 18, 2024

# ? Mar 18, 2024 15:06

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

LifeSunDeath posted:

hell yeah
\

e,c:
https://packaged-media.redd.it/t5fx...4c9d4a01ba5#t=0

https://packaged-media.redd.it/dqpi...5e886ce3544#t=0

Those urls don't work for poo poo friendo

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:20

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/s1ZXlpZ.mp4

There was a goon once who serious-posted that if you take your family apple picking, you're committing wage theft on migrant workers who could have been picking the apples for you.

Wonder what they would have thought about Wage Theft-o-Matic

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:26

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

DPM posted:

Those urls don't work for poo poo friendo

Works for me

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:32

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

DPM posted:

Those urls don't work for poo poo friendo

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:40

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

DPM posted:

Those urls don't work for poo poo friendo

skill issue.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:44

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

mobby_6kl posted:

Omg I�m stealing this for the next time the testers give me poo poo.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 20:54

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

DPM posted:

Those urls don't work for poo poo friendo

fix your poo poo friendo

# ? Mar 18, 2024 21:25

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Goatse James Bond posted:

people get weird and or mad when I mention this but there is in fact a reasonable actuarial value of how much to spend saving a human life

and I tend to lean toward the end of 3 to 12 million dollars, not the... other end

There is also the crass reality of human life valuation that if you being alive is inconvenient, then it may even be worthwhile to spend effort to ensure people like you live less, so for some people that figure might well go into the negative.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 21:34

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

LifeSunDeath posted:

Where do you get those https://packaged-media.redd.it URLs, anyway?

I always have to download and rehost on Imgur.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 21:45

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-dies-after-hitting-bridge-while-doing-tiktok-dance-on-top-of-18-wheeler-1991632/

I'm not sad.

# ? Mar 18, 2024 23:34

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon posted:

Where do you get those https://packaged-media.redd.it URLs, anyway?

I always have to download and rehost on Imgur.

you can right click "copy video address" on some videos on reddit. or you can do the thing where you turn the url to a json and get the video link directly but it doesn't have audio. there are sites that let you download the video with audio but it's like whack a mole finding the ones that work.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:31