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maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022
unfortunately we we we.... don't... experience that.... anymore.

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Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

sawfish?

more like nawfish

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




*unironically getting fat in anticipation of food shortages*

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Chard posted:

*unironically getting fat in anticipation of food shortages*

Been prepping for this all my life

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
you're gonna regret not carb loading when you can't afford a loaf of bread

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Xaris posted:

what happened to your old one? i thought you had some cool 1800s burner thingy

burned to the ground wishing it was an oil derrick hit by lightning



Look, it's my own superfund site!

The person who built this, built a wood floor in a shack for a wood fired operation which is just not a thing you should do so I am only taking like 70% blame here, and almost certainly what happened is that a spark got somewhere, smoldered for god knows how long, and then the thing went up like a candle in the middle of the night. No one saw it burn, no one called the cops, walking outside the next morning was just rubble, which may be a thing that prepares me for Some Of What's Coming, who knows.

Insurance paid out 26k + 5k held back; I do think I am going to rebuild something but I think I want a tiny shack with a small evaporator, because I want to boil like 6-8 times a year as long as there's sap, but putting more than 10-15K into this horseshit feels Unwise Based On All Known Projections.

maxwellhill posted:

it's also clearly not still there, that's what the story is!

they only lost $300k of $600k in sand so they can just buy more sand

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Chard posted:

*unironically getting fat in anticipation of food shortages*

Do very cold showers also so you get thet really dense brown fat on your back

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
make sure to eat plenty of organic vegetables and wholegrains too, for a really nice marbled texture, and better mouthfeel

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
the people who told that community it would be washed into the sea foolishly didn’t realize how many millions of dollars per year they were willing to spend to prevent themselves from being washed into the sea.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

the scolding of “don’t trash our treasure” is the limit of what we’ll be doing

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

kater posted:

does an unsellable Florida condo still contribute property tax?

Yes.

If you are the reluctant owner of a piece of real estate that you can't sell, the key word is "owner". As such, the city will still assess the property and tax the owner based on that assessment. You can challenge the assessment and if property values have dropped they might lower the assessed value and thus your tax bill.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Talk about being underwater on your mortgage! :haw:

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Hubbert posted:

Talk about being underwater on your mortgage! :haw:

Nothing a good realtor couldn't gussy up. Imagine living in a Venice style condo 100 feet from the beach. They just won't say if you go out the front or back door to get to the beach. But it does come with deeded parking for your gondola. How romantic.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

bedpan posted:

lmao at the guy saying "in the 70s, people said the beach would be all gone by 2000 and it is still here"

very “Plymouth Rock has been at sea level since the pilgrims”

it doesn’t matter one bit that Plymouth Rock has been moved twice.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

uhhh what the gently caress are these. bdell please destroy.

Blobby creatures washed up on West Coast beaches during marine warming, sucking up energy

www.seattletimes.com - Mon, 18 Mar 2024 posted:


During recent marine heat waves, millions of gelatinous, pickle-like filter feeders washed up on West Coast beaches.

Little has been understood about how the population explosion of the seemingly alien creatures, called pyrosomes, affected life in the Pacific Ocean.

But a new study shows the proliferation of the animals might have sucked up precious energy from the food web, likely affecting fish and animals higher up in the food chain.

The study by Oregon State University researchers and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration analyzed how a model of the ocean food web changed before and after recent marine heat waves.

The study found that the heat wave had wide-ranging effects on the movement of nutrients and energy in the Pacific Ocean, with pyrosomes absorbing much of the energy. The results are significant since the models suggest that most of the redirected energy to pyrosomes did not go on to feed other species.

In the last decade, the Northern California Current marine ecosystem, which extends from Vancouver Island in Canada to Cape Mendocino in California, has experienced a period of abnormally warm temperatures.

In 2014, a particularly intense marine heat wave brought temperatures roughly 5 degrees Fahrenheit above normal and was dubbed “The Blob,” for its appearance on satellite temperature maps. According to NOAA, that heat wave continued until mid-2016, and abnormally warm temperatures have occurred in the North Pacific nearly every year since 2019.

Since then, regional research and studies have documented a decline in salmon runs, die-offs of sea birds and harmful algal blooms that closed Dungeness crab fisheries, all related to marine warming. The study from Oregon State University is one of the first to comprehensively analyze the heat wave’s effects across the entire food web from the smallest phytoplankton and detritus on the seafloor to whales, fish and seabirds, said co-author Dylan Gomes.

“What this showed us is that these heat waves impact every predator and prey in the ecosystem through direct and indirect pathways,” he said.

Researchers compared two “end to end” ecosystem models, one populated with data from 1999 to 2012 and one from after the onset of the marine heat wave in 2014 until 2022. Researchers estimated the biomass for 86 different organism groups with data from NOAA sampling and commercial and recreational fisheries, satellite information on phytoplankton and other studies.

Comparison of the two models showed which organisms received more and less energy, and found pyrosomes were by far the greatest benefactor while other species, like jellyfish, sardines, cod and certain types of sea snails and slugs, lost out.

Until the onset of the 2014 heat wave, pyrosomes had never been detected in 25 years of NOAA surveys, Gomes said. Each cylindrical pyrosome, which have been found to be up to 3 feet long, is a colony of tunicates a few millimeters long, he said. Pyrosomes are typically found farther south and are free-floating filter feeders consuming phytoplankton.

“They went from being zero — completely absent as far as anybody knows — to being one of the most abundant things in the entire ecosystem,” Gomes said.

According to the study, pyrosomes have been considered “trophic dead ends” since they have low energy content and most of them end up as detritus. It’s not clear how nutritious they are to the species who have consumed them in recent years, Gomes said, which means species further up the food chain, from the fish caught commercially to marine mammals, have likely been affected.

“That has an impact on the entire ecosystem … the pyrosome is consuming energy that normally would have gone through multiple prey to eventually end up in a salmon,” he said.

With global climate change, marine heat waves are expected to increase in frequency and intensity, but what exactly the next few years will look like for the Northern California Current is unclear, Gomes said. The study takes a “first stab” at the impacts of the heat wave by looking before and after 2014 but does not predict what the food web could look like if temperatures were to return to normal or how the food web has changed in between periods of heat since 2014, he said.

“The take-home here for people and food security is that we want to know how fishery resources are shifting so we can better manage our oceans. We don’t want to deplete our resources. We don’t want to make any ecosystems collapse,” Gomes said.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Hubbert posted:

Taima is strong and my friend, which is why I wanted to hear their perspective.

You really get me bud :) :cheers: super appreciate you.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017






That's sea cum

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

bad energy

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002


I for one welcome our new pyrosome overlords

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

https://x.com/CNBC/status/1769756825233010966?s=20

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


sorry a what transition

https://x.com/NicholasABrown_/status/1769421064868712596?s=20

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

mawarannahr posted:

“The take-home here for people and food security is that we want to know how fishery resources are shifting so we can better manage our oceans. We don’t want to deplete our resources. We don’t want to make any ecosystems collapse,” Gomes said.

Calling the ocean's manager because I don't like the pickles I got

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

dangit blobby

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZvkJXUJmh4

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE

What kind of loving imbecile does a great big study on the jiz pickles and doesn't determine whether or not they are delicious honestly scientists get a brain

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
gonna get some startup funding for my "process the sea pickles into protein powder" business

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

How the World Really Works, Vaclav Smil posted:


And how will we deal with unfolding climate change? There is now a widespread consensus that we need to do something to prevent many highly undesirable consequences, but what kind of action, what sort of behavioral transformation would work best? For those who ignore the energetic and material imperatives of our world, those who prefer mantras of green solutions to understanding how we have come to this point, the prescription is easy: just decarbonize—switch from burning fossil carbon to converting inexhaustible flows of renewable energies.

The real wrench in the works: we are a fossil-fueled civilization whose technical and scientific advances, quality of life, and prosperity rest on the combustion of huge quantities of fossil carbon, and we cannot simply walk away from this critical determinant of our fortunes in a few decades, never mind years.

Complete decarbonization of the global economy by 2050 is now conceivable only at the cost of unthinkable global economic retreat, or as a result of extraordinarily rapid transformations relying on near-miraculous technical advances. But who is going, willingly, to engineer the former while we are still lacking any convincing, practical, affordable global strategy and technical means to pursue the latter? What will actually happen? The gap between wishful thinking and reality is vast, but in a democratic society no contest of ideas and proposals can proceed in rational ways without all sides sharing at least a modicum of relevant information about the real world, rather than trotting out their biases and advancing claims disconnected from physical possibilities.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

“A new masterpiece from one of my favorite authors… [How The World Really Works] is a compelling and highly readable book that leaves readers with the fundamental grounding needed to help solve the world’s toughest challenges.”—Bill Gates

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU
The condominium I live in has an rather insane older resident arguing that all the trees should be cut down because a bird pooped on her and another resident's car.

:dumb:

ma i married a tuna
Apr 24, 2005

Numbers add up to nothing
Pillbug

Cold on a Cob posted:

dangit blobby

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Jizzny Princess posted:

The condominium I live in has an rather insane older resident arguing that all the trees should be cut down because a bird pooped on her and another resident's car.

:dumb:

Maybe dont park your car under the birds toilet, dumbass.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

silicone thrills posted:

Maybe dont park your car under the birds toilet, dumbass.

the whole surface of the earth is the bird's toilet

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

mags posted:

the whole surface of the earth is the bird's toilet

YEAH SO DONT PARK A CAR THERE

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
when a little pollen gets on my car i like to rant about how we should exterminate the entire tree of life

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Jizzny Princess posted:

The condominium I live in has an rather insane older resident arguing that all the trees should be cut down because a bird pooped on her and another resident's car.

:dumb:

You will wake up one day to find all the trees gone. Start researching tree law now.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Jizzny Princess posted:

The condominium I live in has an rather insane older resident arguing that all the trees should be cut down because a bird pooped on her and another resident's car.

:dumb:

It must be nice to have so few worries that finding bird poo poo on your car rises to a major problem. And to have that much free time that you can make a big fuss about it.

Also learn tree law and maybe a security camera pointing at the trees

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

silicone thrills posted:

Maybe dont park your car under the birds toilet, dumbass.
/

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Zeta Taskforce posted:

It must be nice to have so few worries that finding bird poo poo on your car rises to a major problem. And to have that much free time that you can make a big fuss about it.

this is how old people live

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Sea pickles becoming detritus either means they become methane or future oil,, right

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
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Freak Out



I'm Pyrosome Rick!

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