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weg, Toxic Mental)
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 17:58 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 12:54 |
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steinrokkan posted:It says all you need to know about Trump that over the past years, with the constantly inflating net worth of the billionaire class, with a basically infinite supply of money being shoveled into billionaire accounts by the government on a daily basis, Trump's estimated wealth hasn't increased by a wooden nickel. Look, I'm just gonna go ahead and come out and say it. Maybe Trump shouldn't have ever run for President *waits* GOD DAMMIT I WAS HOPING THOSE WERE THE MAGIC WORDS TO WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE Welp, guess it's back to the lols!
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 17:58 |
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Rhonne posted:He was supposed to be more of a villain, but the actor was just way too likable and charming to be an actual parody of Trump, so they made him more naive than evil. Because Trump was a sadistic mobbed up casino owner in the 80s and 90s. I wonder what happened to him later on...
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 17:58 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Biden could literally agree unconditionally to debate Trump at this very moment or whenever it is convenient for him and Trump will weasel himself out for any number of reasons: “I charge by the minute so a debate with me will cost you 500 000 000 USD!” PAY UP!” Unfortunately “pay me to debate you” would probably go over well with his base of morons and scammers.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:00 |
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This man posts just like his orange messiah.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:05 |
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Trump probably recognizes that he's rapidly losing support everywhere because only his fanatic supporters give enough of a poo poo to listen to what he says, but if he debates Biden he gets a bunch of free media attention when he says cryptic poo poo about doing nazi stuff and Trump REALLY needs a lot of attention by people so he can beg them for money (lol)
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:05 |
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Just remembered how disgusted Trump is by his own fanatic cultists.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:07 |
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lol Trump doesn't want to choose a VP because Mike Pence betrayed him and he thinks everyone is out to get him now
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:09 |
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lol if Trump just never runs a VP because “only he can be trusted to drain the swamp” or some poo poo
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:11 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:second time I've got to post this today
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:11 |
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he's selling the vp slot and is waiting for higher offers
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:11 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Unless mods say otherwise: I think you should post this daily from here on out.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:12 |
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The debat
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:12 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:The movie ends with a toupeed Robert Picardo getting brain from the lady gremlin, and that's good.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:12 |
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Waffle House posted:So wait, his Chubb fell through? well yeah but that's all the time what does this have to do with underwriting bonds
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:13 |
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Lamech posted:he's selling the vp slot and is waiting for higher offers His pick for VP: Art O'Thdeal
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:16 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:When Trump dies, what will you do first? Just let CharlestheHammer do it, he's very familiar with the site and knows which of his friends there will provide the bests lols
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:17 |
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Toxic Mental posted:His pick for VP: Art O'Thdeal More like M. Kampf.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:18 |
I wonder how quickly his grifter-class support will deflate and go FWWWEEEEEEEEEETHHPPHPPPHHTHTH around the room like an untied balloon, once it sinks in that they are not going to strike it rich by hovering in Donald Trump's peripheral vision
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:19 |
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Rhonne posted:He was supposed to be more of a villain, but the actor was just way too likable and charming to be an actual parody of Trump, so they made him more naive than evil. John Glover. He'a wonderful. And used to gently caress Freddie Mercury And yeah I always thought it was more of a Ted Turner goof. The "End Of The World" broadcast was only rumored to exist and was a joke but Turner REALLY HAD THAT and they were pretty close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzhPzHhnFl0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f7j1E61sM
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:19 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:When Trump dies, what will you do first? i will immediately go take a dump, and as it flushes away I will sing Amazing Grace for my last trump-era dump
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:20 |
What’s this about roughing up secret servicemen?
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:21 |
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counter opinion: debates are stupid as gently caress and Biden has less to gain and more to lose by doing a debate than Trump does
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:22 |
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trump will pick the evangelicalist person who the evangelical who gives him the most money will allow. the religios see their chance and the fascists love them some convenient allies
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:22 |
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Regalingualius posted:What’s this about roughing up secret servicemen?
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:23 |
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the Beast (Limo)
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:24 |
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Regalingualius posted:What’s this about roughing up secret servicemen? He beat off two at once!
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:24 |
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Lol, this is incredible. What a guy
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:24 |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:He beat off two at once!
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:26 |
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LOL that's my IOA rep.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:27 |
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kazil posted:counter opinion: debates are stupid as gently caress and Biden has less to gain and more to lose by doing a debate than Trump does It's hard to debate someone who just openly lies during the debate and even fights the fact checkers
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:28 |
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that's from the video of him trying to get the secret service limo to turn around by reaching into the front seat, right? "trump tried to physically make them turn around" "i didn't beat them up!!!" "trump said there would be a bloodbath" "i meant metaphorically!" everybody is always wrong about what trump said but only after they say it so he can correct them.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:28 |
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Odoyle posted:Y’all did recognize that the fonts are different on those Mad Magazine captions, right? The one on the right looks a bit more modern somehow. Incredible work, detective
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:28 |
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kazil posted:counter opinion: debates are stupid as gently caress and Biden has less to gain and more to lose by doing a debate than Trump does
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:30 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:second time I've got to post this today Reminds me of this, which I read every once in awhile because it brings me joy: quote:The Pitch Meeting for Wishbone
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:32 |
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Alan Smithee posted:the Beast (Limo) That's apparently the nickname for the presidential limo
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:32 |
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Odoyle posted:Y’all did recognize that the fonts are different on those Mad Magazine captions, right? The one on the right looks a bit more modern somehow. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/1992-mad-magazine-trump/
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:32 |
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Man, that's a waste of Dental floss.
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:33 |
lmao they bad-photoshopped the text in their own magazine back in 1992
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:34 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 12:54 |
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Trump making notes on VP qualifications: 1. 460 million application fee 2. What do you have to lose? 3. Is that the Diet Coke i asked for?
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# ? Mar 18, 2024 18:34 |