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Minotaurus Rex posted:FYI it’s all on YouTube Oh sweet, thanks
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"oh no, did it break? do you need to go grab another one?"
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Mar 18, 2024 14:54
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Thank goodness I have my soldering gun with me! Give me 10 minutes and your bra will be good as new.
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Mar 18, 2024 15:57
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it's also just plain safer. one time the little metal hook on the back slipped under my thumbnail and made me bleed when my wife and i were gettin' busy. (it was like 8 years ago and she still teases me about "the bra that bit [me]"
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Mar 18, 2024 17:26
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Beware vampire panties.
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Mar 18, 2024 17:29
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I think there was an episode of House where someone almost died from an infection they got after a bra hook pierced their skin. I haven't touched one since. Or hadn't before, honestly.
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Mar 18, 2024 17:44
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SpacePig posted:I think there was an episode of House where someone almost died from an infection they got after a bra hook pierced their skin. I haven't touched one since. No almost about it. Edit: Specifically they couldn't figure out what the infection was, misdiagnosed it, gave her radiation therapy to destroy her immune system and then she died. In the autopsy they found the very small wound the bra hook had given her that started the infection that they missed.
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Mar 18, 2024 17:47
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I thought the House guy was supposed to be a sort of medical idiot savant to make up for being an rear end in a top hat, but he couldn't even diagnose an infection?
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Phlegmish posted:I thought the House guy was supposed to be a sort of medical idiot savant to make up for being an rear end in a top hat, but he couldn't even diagnose an infection? It was one of his residents that was lead on it. I don't remember the details, but house was on some kind of administrative leave at the time and one of House's underlings was in charge at the time
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Mar 18, 2024 18:23
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One time a lady friend was wearing a frontsie bra and I struggled with the clasp. It started to take longer than if it had just been a “normal” back clasp and then I remembered the Scrubs episode where JD has the same problem with Elliott. Then she started laughing and said “this is like that Scrubs episode” and then we both started laughing so much we had to temporarily stop all bra related activities. Now I carry a Hanzo steel katana for such an occasion to simply cut the bras off and impress the woman at the same time. But the fedora stays on.
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Mar 18, 2024 18:30
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space uncle posted:One time a lady friend was wearing a frontsie bra and I struggled with the clasp. It started to take longer than if it had just been a “normal” back clasp and then I remembered the Scrubs episode where JD has the same problem with Elliott. opening up the sexy time playlist and starting Rules of Nature before I blade mode the bra into 76 pieces
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Mar 18, 2024 18:54
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You unclasp a bra by holding the hooks between your middle finger and thumb, then make a finger-snapping motion. If you actually snap your fingers when you do it, the panties will drop on their own.
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Mar 18, 2024 19:01
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TremorX posted:You unclasp a bra by holding the hooks between your middle finger and thumb, then make a finger-snapping motion. If you actually snap your fingers when you do it, the panties will drop on their own. This is what they based the Infinity Gauntlet on.
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Mar 18, 2024 19:04
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TremorX posted:You unclasp a bra by holding the hooks between your middle finger and thumb, then make a finger-snapping motion. If you actually snap your fingers when you do it, the panties will drop on their own. Does this work on sports bras too. Please reply soon, she's starting to get suspicious
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Mar 18, 2024 19:07
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boofhead posted:Does this work on sports bras too. Please reply soon, she's starting to get suspicious sports bras you stretch down to her lower body until she can step through the elongated arm holes, have her tuck her head down and yank it off around her body in one smooth motion sick of guys not knowing this, it makes tinder useless. PLEASE tell your friends
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Mar 18, 2024 19:17
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Rockman Reserve posted:sports bras you stretch down to her lower body until she can step through the elongated arm holes, have her tuck her head down and yank it off around her body in one smooth motion Was the Mankini invented when this action went wrong?
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Mar 18, 2024 19:32
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 Good for him. Ooof. I was backpacking around Costa Rica and went to one of the parks with a girl I met along the way. We were getting along well and at some point she was like "I'd like to go for a swim, going to change to my swimsuit. Oops it's taking a while to tie the bikini top, pretty awkward to do by myself, right!" and... I'm pretty sure I just said "oh no worries, take your time". Well, maybe it was nothing and she was just asking for my patience, so I avoided an unpleasant moment...
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Mar 18, 2024 19:40
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Lobok posted:This is what they based the Infinity Gauntlet on. Correct
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Mar 18, 2024 19:46
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I also got stabbed by this guy's wife's bra while we were getting busy       
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Mar 18, 2024 19:51
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mobby_6kl posted:
She also avoided an unpleasant moment.
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Mar 18, 2024 19:53
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I simply shred my clothes off my body with my hands. If my partner doesn't do the same in that moment then I know it wasn't meant to be.
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Mar 18, 2024 20:04
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Can't helicopter dick for underwater propulsion if you're wearing trunks!
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TremorX posted:You unclasp a bra by holding the hooks between your middle finger and thumb, then make a finger-snapping motion. If you actually snap your fingers when you do it, the panties will drop on their own. I think this only works for The Fonz.
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Paladinus posted:She also avoided an unpleasant moment. no doubt
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SpacePig posted:I think this only works for The Fonz. Wasn't his thing that he punches a woman in the side? Or was that a jukebox
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some goon posted:So I told her "I can undo a bra with my feet" and she asked "what are your feet doing later?" So I said "I dunno, probably running away from some angry topless lady."
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venus de lmao posted:"oh no, did it break? do you need to go grab another one?" When I was in high school, I was at a school event where we were swimming at a local spring, and this girl I had a mild crush on started walking into the water, and her bikini top just sprang off of her at high velocity. The back had completely given way, and she had to walk all the way back to the bus to get her backup bathing suit... which ALSO exploded off her body as she was getting in the water the second time.
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Must've been a high tension spring
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None of my school events were directed by John Landis
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mobby_6kl posted:I was backpacking around Costa Rica and went to one of the parks with a girl I met along the way. We were getting along well and at some point she was like "I'd like to go for a swim, going to change to my swimsuit. Oops it's taking a while to tie the bikini top, pretty awkward to do by myself, right!" and... I'm pretty sure I just said "oh no worries, take your time". Well, maybe it was nothing and she was just asking for my patience, so I avoided an unpleasant moment... Okay so back in college there was this friend of a friend I was interested in who was like "oh hey, I got some free tickets to a show, does anyone want to come with me" while staring directly at me, so I was like sure. After the show I asked if she wanted to go grab something to eat and she said something like "oh no, I've got stuff at home I need to cook. Hey, you could come over and I could cook for you" and I declined, because I didn't want to be a bother and I didn't realize she was asking me to come over to her place because I'M A loving IDIOT.
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The Demilich posted:I simply shred my clothes off my body with my hands. If my partner doesn't do the same in that moment then I know it wasn't meant to be. drat right. This infantilization of women is such a turn off. I'm standing there fully nude and erect, like "I undressed myself why can't you do the same?" Course they're usually like "Sir you need a car to use the drive-through lane."
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Baron von Eevl posted:Okay so back in college there was this friend of a friend I was interested in who was like "oh hey, I got some free tickets to a show, does anyone want to come with me" while staring directly at me, so I was like sure. After the show I asked if she wanted to go grab something to eat and she said something like "oh no, I've got stuff at home I need to cook. Hey, you could come over and I could cook for you" and I declined, because I didn't want to be a bother and I didn't realize she was asking me to come over to her place because I'M A loving IDIOT. Nah, just a normal idiot, since you didn’t do any loving 
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https://i.imgur.com/tk1BD1S.mp4
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Baron von Eevl posted:Okay so back in college there was this friend of a friend I was interested in who was like "oh hey, I got some free tickets to a show, does anyone want to come with me" while staring directly at me, so I was like sure. After the show I asked if she wanted to go grab something to eat and she said something like "oh no, I've got stuff at home I need to cook. Hey, you could come over and I could cook for you" and I declined, because I didn't want to be a bother and I didn't realize she was asking me to come over to her place because I'M A loving IDIOT. Hey, at least that was in college. I did this a few months ago, as a grown adult 
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I've been in a relationship for 17 years now, I'm sure I have significantly less game now than I did in college. I'm also extremely thankful I don't have to navigate that poo poo anymore.
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Is this how you gently caress disgusting?! I've been doing it wrong.
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Hearing the stories of “oh wait they wanted to gently caress?” is a weird comfort, as I’m realizing what I thought were “they’re not into me” might be “they’re loving dense”. Here’s a silly one: When I was a freshman in HS, I had a crush on this punk two grades above me. He once let me borrow his Alternative Tentacles button up, and thank god MySpace is bust because I know I had a pic of me with it on there. It was Halloween and a friend of mine and I were going to go to punk guys place and try a white powder we thought was coke. The punk guy wanted to show a porno mag he had, so we went into his room. My friend got impatient or pissy at something unrelated and left, so it’s me and my crush literally looking at porn. We kept making silly comments about the centerfold, and my god, how did I not catch on? After ten or so hilariously tense minutes, my friend was still angry at something and kept texting me that he wanted to leave. My crush’s dad came home around the same time. I knew I had to leave. My crush dated a friend of mine less than a week later. I was heartbroken. He’s a lawyer with a kid and I hosed off to Europe. A meme for penance: 
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Oh nice, we had this same derail in the Tweets Thread(?) a few days ago. A girl was dancing up on me at a rave and I was like "Can I help you with something?" I chalk that one more up to being depressed at the time than any sort of cluelessness though.
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John Lee posted:When I was in high school, I was at a school event where we were swimming at a local spring, and this girl I had a mild crush on started walking into the water, and her bikini top just sprang off of her at high velocity. The back had completely given way, and she had to walk all the way back to the bus to get her backup bathing suit... which ALSO exploded off her body as she was getting in the water the second time. 
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