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Malleum posted:if you convert to judaism israel will buy you a plane ticket and give you a free house with all the furnishings of the family that lived there before you came along If you don't pass the paper bag test they'll make you take special special shots! Like the Ethiopians
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Dixon Chisholm posted:i still dont understand converting to judaism, a faith that doesnt even proselytize or evangelize. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO22QpNGq7k
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Dixon Chisholm posted:i still dont understand converting to judaism, a faith that doesnt even proselytize or evangelize. anyone can convert to a universalizing religion with pretty much just an utterance. converting to an ethnic religion is a test of skill and patience.
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didn’t see this posted in the last few pages Michael Rappaport filmed in a hotel hallway talking to someone about getting paid for making Pro-Israel posts https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7347239200581815598 claimed it was CGI https://www.tiktok.com/@michaelrapaport/video/7347226346243820846 then admits to it https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7347596203233709354
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Steve Yun posted:didn’t see this posted in the last few pages It was posted yesterday or the day before, I think it's just his lovely sense of humor and getting attention
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Strangelet Wave posted:likewise if you’re an understaffed medical agency with a backlog of bodies literally having your hospitals exploded around you, “maximum death” might look like a linear plot of deaths versus time with a slope equal to the number of cases your four guys or whatever can process per day it might even appear to level off for weeks or months at a time if they keep killing the four guys also
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Steve Yun posted:didn’t see this posted in the last few pages "i get paid more when you yell at me and leave comments i don't like" seems like some real rolling with the punches. feels like he's trying to do a bit for even more attention. stage 3 will be saying people who believed it were actually bad and buying into TROPES. basically seems like an obvious work for limited hangout/gotcha value.
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Al! posted:adult white converts to islam are just as funny if not funnier fomo on god's obvious favor
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I thought that rappaport was just doing a Zionism comedy bit about how he gets accused of being bought and paid for by the hasbara brigade so he pretends to be on the phone with his handlers
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Owlbear Camus posted:"i get paid more when you yell at me and leave comments i don't like" seems like some real rolling with the punches. it's to act as a lightning rod
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Owlbear Camus posted:anyone can convert to a universalizing religion with pretty much just an utterance. converting to an ethnic religion is a test of skill and patience. does the shehada count if I beatbox while I say it?
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Owlbear Camus posted:"i get paid more when you yell at me and leave comments i don't like" seems like some real rolling with the punches. its a "comedy skit" aimed at israeli/zionist audiences. "haha look at these dummies being antisemitic about our genocide. they'll actually believe I'm being paid by the phrase" Egg Moron posted:I thought that rappaport was just doing a Zionism comedy bit about how he gets accused of being bought and paid for by the hasbara brigade so he pretends to be on the phone with his handlers exactly
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Tankbuster posted:lol why. As a person born into Catholicism because it was the absolute default religion in my country, I am automatically suspicious of anyone who converts to it as an adult. No-one converts to being an adult Catholic unless they are going to get really weird about it.
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Spergin Morlock posted:its a "comedy skit" aimed at israeli/zionist audiences. "haha look at these dummies being antisemitic about our genocide. they'll actually believe I'm being paid by the phrase" i believe this but also he is 100% getting paid for exactly the same things he's joking about being paid for
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Al! posted:adult white converts to islam are just as funny if not funnier
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Spergin Morlock posted:its a "comedy skit" aimed at israeli/zionist audiences. "haha look at these dummies being antisemitic about our genocide. they'll actually believe I'm being paid by the phrase" i don't think it's a joke as much as actually thinking it'll deceive and upset people who he thinks are dumber than poo poo
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Spergin Morlock posted:does the shehada count if I beatbox while I say it? it does for sunni's, but they're a fundamentally unserious sect
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Yeah, its very clearly that Funny guy
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Don't really trust any adult convert to any religion, understand why people do it in our nihilistic dying culture but it feels reactionary. Also, looks like the genociders are digging up bodies again https://twitter.com/QudsNen/status/1769780911254454593
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Death By The Blues posted:Don't really trust any adult convert to any religion, understand why people do it in our nihilistic dying culture but it feels reactionary. Also, looks like the genociders are digging up bodies again no body no case
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Owlbear Camus posted:anyone can convert to a universalizing religion with pretty much just an utterance. converting to an ethnic religion is a test of skill and patience. Religion is just a state of mind you can convert to any one that you want just by believing hard enough.
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:i believe this but also he is 100% getting paid for exactly the same things he's joking about being paid for nobody is paying that walking cold sore to do PR for them lol
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Sancho Banana posted:Pumping thousands of rifles into a divided and irrate population ftw hell, same
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blackwater guy enters the tunnel network to spread freedom.
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Sancho Banana posted:Pumping thousands of rifles into a divided and irrate population ftw Hey thats one way to solve the west bank resistance's equipment shortage
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Al! posted:adult white converts to islam are just as funny if not funnier i respect Shuhada' Sadaqat rip
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Al! posted:adult white converts to islam are just as funny if not funnier One of the funniest things about the movie Four Lions is that Barry is apparently based on a real guy, a former BNP member who started reading the Quran to try to outsmart the Muslims he'd attack. He liked it so much he converted to Islam. It's not really mentioned in the movie, but the mere fact that one of these radical terrorist dudes (the one with the dumbest ideas) is a white British guy, is comedic in itself.
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:I'm vaguely suspicious of anyone who adult converts to an abrahamic that isn't islam anything i can do to assuage your suspicion of me, friend? 
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Egg Moron posted:I thought that rappaport was just doing a Zionism comedy bit about how he gets accused of being bought and paid for by the hasbara brigade so he pretends to be on the phone with his handlers it's 100% a bit. he's a stern show wack packer and that is how he should be viewed.
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Dreylad posted:i respect Shuhada' Sadaqat im laughing with her
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Tankbuster posted:lol why. why would you buy a game that's been out for thousands of years and not get all the dlcs
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30.5 Days posted:why would you buy a game that's been out for thousands of years and not get all the dlcs look the last one was only released on golden plates and isn't up on steam yet
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Owlbear Camus posted:look the last one was only released on golden plates and isn't up on steam yet that's a fan mod for weirdos who didn't like the latest expansion for racism reasons
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Grem posted:And his mom was like "hmm I think this means we should fight until everyone else's sons are dead, too" Surely she will just thank Hamas for protecting her son
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Strangelet Wave posted:likewise if you’re an understaffed medical agency with a backlog of bodies literally having your hospitals exploded around you, “maximum death” might look like a linear plot of deaths versus time with a slope equal to the number of cases your four guys or whatever can process per day The graph obviously doesn't actually represent the numbers, which they say vary by 15%. Just hamfisted bullshit because an accurate graph would suggest the opposite of what they are saying
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Obama has tightened Cameron's leash, Rafah will be assaulted by the enemy soon.
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I'm sure you've all seen this but uh https://twitter.com/SharkHand/status/1769792492298248614
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There's no fixing this, the Israelis are rotten to the core and anyone who hasn't believed they need to be wiped off the map for at least a decade hasn't been paying attention or has been paid not to
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Owlbear Camus posted:"i get paid more when you yell at me and leave comments i don't like" seems like some real rolling with the punches. He loves when people call him a moron so much that he's fantasizing about getting paid for it
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