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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/18/trump-campaign-cash-crunch-small-dollar-donor-fatigue-major-donor-nerves.html

Trump has exhausted his small dollar donors.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:12

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:48

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I can't even fathom this level of brainwashing.

He had to have made a poo poo ton of money off of trump.
And his prison is probably going to be the Martha Stewart country club prison.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:12

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Ho hum, going to prison for Donald J Trump, NBD!

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:12

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I can't even fathom this level of brainwashing.

i can't even fathom taking peter navarro remotely at face value.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:13

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Three Olives posted:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/18/trump-campaign-cash-crunch-small-dollar-donor-fatigue-major-donor-nerves.html

Trump has exhausted his small dollar donors.

Oh I'm sure he'll find a way to talk Grandma and Grandpa out of their social security checks by making them afraid that woke immigrants will eat their grandchildren with vaccines or something.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:14

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

THAT MAKES ME SMART

fake edit: I rewatched Gremlins 2 over the weekend. I'd forgotten it's one of the movies that absolutely clowns on Donald Trump (the billionaire megalomaniac character is Daniel Clamp and the whole movie takes place in the Clamp Center, a building of terminally hosed-up yuppie bullshit). Still somehow, the Trump stand-in is a million times more capable, intelligent and empathetic than real life Trumb could ever have been. Classic movie though.

lmao i decided to download the gremlin movies and apparently they made a modern anime about the gremlins so i grabbed that too. wtf was that really necessary?

(lol)

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:15

Heavy_D: Feb 16, 2002; "rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Cutting from Fortune magazine of yesteryear

Can't believe they'd rate ENRON so high and slander TRUMP like this...

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:15

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Oscar Wild posted:

Lol jfc reddit sucks, that's so lame.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:16

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

NoiseAnnoys posted:

i can't even fathom taking peter navarro remotely at face value.

all I will ever think of when I see his name is sign-girl heckler and how she is surely celebrating right now

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:18

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Heavy_D posted:

Cutting from Fortune magazine of yesteryear

Can't believe they'd rate ENRON so high and slander TRUMP like this...

it's true, nobody respects shoney's.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:22

tek79: Jun 16, 2008

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1769852911503167898

Soldiers in combat gave their lives defending our country so the least I can do is completely gently caress up my life defending a senile rapist.

Hey, to each their own.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:23

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

drat. herman miller just a big swinging dick all these years -- reppin on NPR, selling $3000 chairs to rich people.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:23

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

NoiseAnnoys posted:

it's true, nobody respects shoney's.

this is false, Scott Steiner respects Shoney's so much that he bought one

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:24

Counted: Apr 28, 2023

Three Olives posted:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/18/trump-campaign-cash-crunch-small-dollar-donor-fatigue-major-donor-nerves.html

Trump has exhausted his small dollar donors.

quote:

Less than a year ago, on April 4, 2023, Trump raised nearly $4 million online the day he pleaded not guilty to his first indictment in New York, for falsifying business records, according to Politico.

At the time, it was Trump�s single best online fundraising day of the year. �The first indictment was huge for everybody,� this fundraiser explained, referring to Trump�s online small-dollar fundraising efforts.

But on June 13, when Trump was in court over his handling of classified government records, the former president only raised $1.3 million from just over 35,000 donors.

78 percent of Americans lived paycheck-to-paycheck in 2023, so it's not like the same small donors can just roll around 2 months later and donate the same amounts no matter how many !!!THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DONATION DRIVE OF HISTORY, RIGHT NOW, I WILL MATCH WHATEVER YOU DONATE FOR LIMITED TIME!!! the GOP puts on the bottom of their fundraising emails lol

Edit: Also imagine telling someone in 2015 that a campaign fundraiser would be talking about an indictment for their candidate that way, what a weird time to be alive

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:25

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

tek79 posted:

Soldiers in combat gave their lives defending our country so the least I can do is completely gently caress up my life defending a senile rapist.

Hey, to each their own.

A proud Republican tradition since the 80's.

Although I suppose the convicted rapist bit is a new twist.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:26

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

tek79 posted:

Soldiers in combat gave their lives defending our country so the least I can do is completely gently caress up my life defending a senile rapist.

Hey, to each their own.

"soldiers gave their lives defending this country so that I could destroy it"

soldiers with tears in their eyes!

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:28

nobodygetshurt: Dec 11, 2007

so apparently his jail is next to a zoo..
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/18/politics/peter-navarro-miami-prison-supreme-court/index.html

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:28

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Buce posted:

"soldiers gave their lives defending this country so that I could destroy it"

soldiers with tears in their eyes!

Only loser soldiers though!

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

nobodygetshurt posted:

so apparently his jail is next to a zoo..
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/18/politics/peter-navarro-miami-prison-supreme-court/index.html

There�s a greater than zero chance of him getting poo flung at him from the chimpanzee cage so it�s a hearty :lol:

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:31

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

Stoatbringer posted:

Argh when is anything actually going to happen to him?

tbh best case he stays out of prison but is bankrupted, drains the GOP dry, keeps losing, and yet stays the eternal nominee out of lack of alternative or fear of being murdered by chuds

hell for all involved

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:33

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

If Trump loses the election, he�s definitely eating a conviction soon after, and I bet he takes the Kenneth Lay way out and quits taking his heart or bp medication rather than serve a day in prison.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

kazil posted:

lol that 30 underwriters said no

What does this mean for Trump though? What happens now that he can't pay?

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:38

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

It rules that Navarro thought he could just ignore multiple congressional subpoenas and not go to prison

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:38

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

Three Olives posted:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/18/trump-campaign-cash-crunch-small-dollar-donor-fatigue-major-donor-nerves.html

Trump has exhausted his small dollar donors.

lol

also top story on cnbc

quote:

Elon Musk said his March 3 meeting with Donald Trump in Florida was not planned, and that the presumptive Republican presidential nominee did not ask Musk to contribute to his campaign.

�I was at a breakfast at a friend�s place, and Donald Trump came by. That�s it,� Musk said in an interview with former CNN anchor Don Lemon, which aired Monday morning.

Musk told Lemon he did not go to Florida with the express purpose of meeting with Trump. Rather, Musk said he was staying at a friend�s house when he was asked if it would be all right if Trump stopped by for breakfast.

�Okay, fine,� Musk said he replied.

�Let�s just say he did most of the talking,� Musk said of the former president. �There was nothing particularly groundbreaking or new,� said Musk. �President Trump likes to talk. And so, he talked. I don�t recall him saying anything that he hasn�t said publicly. And that was it, just a breakfast.�

Trump did not ask for money or any other form of donation, Musk said.

�I�m not paying his legal bills in any way, shape or form � and he did not ask me for money,� said Musk.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:39

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Oh I'm sure he'll find a way to talk Grandma and Grandpa out of their social security checks by making them afraid that woke immigrants will eat their grandchildren with vaccines or something.

They already donated their checks, and what they didn't donate they spent on Trump gold coins, Trump shoes, and Nigerian Prince scams. Also there's a million less Grandmas and Grandpas to donate because of COVID.

Stoatbringer posted:

Argh when is anything actually going to happen to him?

The entire system is designed and continuously reinforced to make sure rich/famous people don't go to jail. IMO its sort of amazing that all the cases against him have stuck this far.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:40

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Bullshit. Elon does not have friends.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:41

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Vampire Panties posted:

They already donated their checks, and what they didn't donate they spent on Trump gold coins, Trump shoes, and Nigerian Prince scams. Also there's a million less Grandmas and Grandpas to donate because of COVID.

The entire system is designed and continuously reinforced to make sure rich/famous people don't go to jail. IMO its sort of amazing that all the cases against him have stuck this far.

It does kinda feel like the courts are doing everything in their power to keep Trump out of prison, and the only thing that can put Trump there is Trump himself by being stupid. Luckily for us Trump is a very stupid person that is incapable of shutting the gently caress up.

# ? Mar 19, 2024 00:41