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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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CBD Corndog
Jun 21, 2009



Total Party Kill posted:

They can't be "untold millions" if you literally wont shut the gently caress up about them. The "border crisis" is the most made-up untrue bullshit I've ever heard.

It is, the 'border crisis' is only ever an issue during an election year because chuds screaming about how illegals are streaming over the border by the millions whips people into a frenzy and pulls people to vote Republican.

Last time it was the convoy that never seemingly made it to the border and now its 'immigrants are turning major cities into warzones'.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Literally something Don Lemon ruined him about the illogicality of the argument over. Guess he took some coke and K to stem the pain and went back to claiming it again.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sanford posted:

What was the theory about his weird shape? Someone said it was a combo of drugs and surgery? Or surgery and then doing steroids during the recovery period? Something like that. Weird looking fucker anyway.

yeah HGH, steroids...but he clearly refused to workout on top of doing those drugs so he got the swollen organs but no muscle.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003






redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DogeDesigner waking up every day eager to defend Elon.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Imagine wasting your life on that poo poo

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Dong Lemon was right there, they can't even make puns.

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Imagine wasting your life on that poo poo

In all fairness, you're a mod on a dead gay forum that cost tenbux.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


View count is the best thing they ever added to Twitter.

Seeing people getting 300 likes on a post that gets 36,000 views is loving amazing. Makes me feel so so so good.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Monica Bellucci posted:

In all fairness, you're a mod on a dead gay forum that cost tenbux.

Yes this is true but I'm also not spending hours defending the world's richest man by making lame rear end jokes about Don Lemon

I won't even defend the forums' richest man (Jeffrey)!!!!

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

What are the replies to that guys tweets like? Is it all obvious bots and people trying to ride the coattails of the coattail rider?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Remind me if I ever make it big not to wind up in politics, or be a political arm's regurgitative feeder.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Monica Bellucci posted:

In all fairness, you're a mod on a dead gay forum that cost tenbux.

Dog labeled SA goons with balls on dog labeled Seth Pecksniff

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


explosivo posted:

What are the replies to that guys tweets like? Is it all obvious bots and people trying to ride the coattails of the coattail rider?
90% very obvious bots (repeats, gibberish)

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house


redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kazil posted:

Dog labeled SA goons with balls on dog labeled Seth Pecksniff

DogeDesigner doesn't miss

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Bob Iger breathing a sign of relief, for it is Don Lemon who must now weather the xeets in his stead.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Elias_Maluco posted:

He even used "axiomatic" so we can all see what a smart boy he is

Elon wouldn't know what "axiomatic" was if a Paladin cast it on a stick and hit him upside the head with it.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

its all nice on rice posted:

He's definitely sucking in his gut.

:eng101: You don't have to suck it in if you invest in shapewear



You ever broken clock into an own goal? Elon got burned so bad in that interview that yeah, Lemonman had to pretty much dispose of what was left :lol:


pixaal posted:

Dong Lemon was right there, they can't even make puns.

:hmmyes: Dong Lemon, solid username

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

lol that they're just bullying don lemon openly because he had the nerve to ask the most obvious questions imaginable

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

ilmucche posted:

Apparently they didn't buy the full self driving bullshit, I didn't realise you had to pay for that garbage lol

Ten Thousand American Dollars

For a feature you'll get "when it's ready"

And they can permanently disable from you if their telemetrics claim you "drive bad", according to their own unpublished criteria.

It took every last ounce of my trust to kickstart Shenmue 3 for like $30, can you imagine 10 grand for Car Citizen Full Self-Dying?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Durzel posted:

Bob Iger breathing a sign of relief, for it is Don Lemon who must now weather the xeets in his stead.

For now! Who knows who Elon will train his fiery eye on next!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:


Elon lies about many things, but I don't think he has the creativity or dedication to create a long-term alternate persona based around someone's life being changed due to being given the blandest throwaway compliment

100% on a payroll

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars


he's really putting his heart and soul into his art, very talented guy

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

Dog labeled SA goons with balls on dog labeled Seth Pecksniff

You have spoken the actual truth

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

HamburgerTownUSA posted:


His kids are just props to him. Why else would he take that kid to Auschwitz?

Perhaps he thinks nothing bad happened at Auschwitz

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


butt lemon






poop lemon

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
The best place to hide a dead body is on the Don Lemon show is pretty funny though lol

A rare winner for DogeWeirdo

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Don WOKE lemon

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Dwesa posted:



he's really putting his heart and soul into his art, very talented guy

Dude is getting paid like 10 cents per post. You do realize that the volume pays his bills, not quality?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The Alchemist posted:

Dude is getting paid like 10 cents per post. You do realize that the volume pays his bills, not quality?

The only one getting paid at twitter is MrBeast

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Kit Walker posted:

They've actually already slowly replaced all of us with illegal clones (through the south border of course) and once President Jose Biden says the activation word (arriba) we'll all don our mariachi hats and transform this into the Unites States of Mexico

I thought it was andale andale! Wait, are there TWO nefarious replacement plots?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Imagine wasting your life on that poo poo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

shyduck posted:

butt lemon






poop lemon

:elon:

kiwid
Sep 30, 2013


Woke mind virus? More like the MAGA mind virus. These people are ill.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


explosivo posted:

Don WOKE lemon
You have said the actual truth

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!
Elon bodyguards don't even have fake arms.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Responsibilities

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Mister Elon - you're an intense person, where does that intensity come from?

That's my secret Cap'n, I was born that way.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Never mind the fact that YouTube’s usage tracking is like 3 minutes and X is like 3 seconds.

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