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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Dexo posted:

https://x.com/ChicagoBears/status/1769846246808694847


"With great vision and patience" as the eagles line proceeds to part the red sea and create a hole my fat rear end could probably get a 2-3 yard gain on

What on earth is this clip lol, thank you for sharing

What patience? The hole is open directly in front of him before he's even secured the handoff.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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surf rock posted:

What on earth is this clip lol, thank you for sharing

What patience? The hole is open directly in front of him before he's even secured the handoff.

Yeah, but he waited for the ball to be handed off. You'd be surprised how often running backs get excited and forget to grab the ball.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Like if you want to talk about the actual impressive thing it's his obscene burst once he gets to the second level, but he got a red carpet and escort to said second level from the line.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Dexo posted:

Like if you want to talk about the actual impressive thing it's his obscene burst once he gets to the second level, but he got a red carpet and escort to said second level from the line.

Makes me want Marcedes Lewis back and maybe try flipping Jenkins and Davis at guard. Because that trio in the run game last year was impressive

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Adun posted:

I don’t think anyone really cared about the mariota segments

Mariota was just sad

Mahomes was boring to me aside from the Crosby segment

Cousins was great because it let us into the mind of a serial killer

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
I think the Bears moving to Arlington Heights has been a done deal for a few years now, it's really been just negotiating how much of a tax break AH will give them. It just makes too much sense: The Bears get their own stadium, get do with it whatever they want, make it as big as they want, they don't have to deal with the city and the park district and historic status and blah blah blah.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1770182035421761901?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Mike N Eich posted:

I think the Bears moving to Arlington Heights has been a done deal for a few years now, it's really been just negotiating how much of a tax break AH will give them. It just makes too much sense: The Bears get their own stadium, get do with it whatever they want, make it as big as they want, they don't have to deal with the city and the park district and historic status and blah blah blah.

Plus they'd get all that sweet, sweet concession and parking revenue, which currently goes to the Chicago Parks District at Soldier Field.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Sataere posted:

Makes me want Marcedes Lewis back and maybe try flipping Jenkins and Davis at guard. Because that trio in the run game last year was impressive

Just start Bates at LG where he is best and Jenkins at RG where he is best. If Davis comes in to camp and beats them out, great. But he was so bad last year that I don't think you can count on him as a starter till he shows some major changes.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Jefferson is going to get a billion dollars based off that Jeudy deal

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Romeo Okwara retired.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Don't really think any team will base anything off of what the browns do.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://x.com/chibearshistory/status/1770173920013873473?s=12&t=jacWRXr73x-jiqrt5tF32A

Screw that diva Caleb, now this guy, this guy looks like a QB.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The real reason they traded fields finally surfaces

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Niwrad posted:

Just start Bates at LG where he is best and Jenkins at RG where he is best. If Davis comes in to camp and beats them out, great. But he was so bad last year that I don't think you can count on him as a starter till he shows some major changes.

Bro, his loving dad died. Maybe, just maybe football wasnt his primary focus.



He's got good bloodlines.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Sataere posted:


He's got good bloodlines.


:hmmyes:

Dexo fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Mar 20, 2024

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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In case it isn't obvious, I'm quoting dumb poo poo people say about Bagent

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enyBZ4T6UW0

This is honestly sorta why I'm not so in a hurry to get rid of the D2 school QB who actually showed some promise as a backup QB.

That man is finally getting like actual professional weight and body training.

The dumb people who thought he should be starting I think kinda poisoned the well and now people are just aching for the bears to sign some expensive backup for no goddamn reason.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Dexo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enyBZ4T6UW0

This is honestly sorta why I'm not so in a hurry to get rid of the D2 school QB who actually showed some promise as a backup QB.

That man is finally getting like actual professional weight and body training.

The dumb people who thought he should be starting I think kinda poisoned the well and now people are just aching for the bears to sign some expensive backup for no goddamn reason.

I like the idea of a veteran QB for the film room, but I think Bagent showed enough to stick around. You don't get rid of the cost controlled quarterback who showed flashes.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Sataere posted:

Bro, his loving dad died. Maybe, just maybe football wasnt his primary focus.

Yeah, didn't he come on strong midway through the season once he got some reps because he basically missed camp

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I still can't get over how Bagent had all the swagger of a Favre esque gunslinger while being the ur example of a captain checkdown

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


The Best Shape of His Life

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
https://twitter.com/AndyHermanNFL/status/1770434365501186557

Dillon coming back makes way more sense to me now. If they hit a home run in the draft at RB they can move on from him for nothing. But if the draft falls a different way or a rookie doesn’t perform in training camp, Dillon is solid insurance.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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https://twitter.com/hcsosheriff/status/1770454524131496040?s=46&t=E3o6AWM6NzbHelAtroEDOg

Lions working towards being unlikeable

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

It's going to depend on how the lions treat it don't you think?

If they cut him, good for the lions, if they sweep it under the rug and give it the Blackhawks treatment, then that would be bad.

He threw his girlfriend out a 3rd story window, holy poo poo. Can't cut him fast enough Brad.

Scipiotik fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Mar 20, 2024

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I know this has broken early morning US time, but I would like to think that by the end of the day that player is not on the roster

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Scipiotik posted:


He threw his girlfriend out a 3rd story window, holy poo poo. Can't cut him fast enough Brad.

Someone else mentioned this too, do you know where it's coming from? I saw Domestic Violation: Strangulation

This is not the "VILLAINS" Brad Holmes meant, Cam. Jesus

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
I only see it on twitter, so take it with a grain of salt. Regardless reporters have at least confirmed it is the same cam Sutton as the lions player, not mistaken identity of anything.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/DSupremacy313/status/1770471174977282351

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

GodDAMN.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Comfortador posted:

Someone else mentioned this too, do you know where it's coming from? I saw Domestic Violation: Strangulation

I'm absolutely shocked he managed to get close enough to get his hands on someone.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/kmeinke/status/1770478130072887451

Innocent until proven guilty, all cops are bad, the cops might just be straight-up lying, etc. etc., but this is not the conduct of a man that hasn't done anything wrong.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

MJeff posted:

Innocent until proven guilty, all cops are bad, the cops might just be straight-up lying, etc. etc., but this is not the conduct of a man that hasn't done anything wrong.

Yeah, 2 weeks is a long time to not respond, answer etc... it certainly wouldn't help his case.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

MJeff posted:

I'm absolutely shocked he managed to get close enough to get his hands on someone.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/kmeinke/status/1770478130072887451

Innocent until proven guilty, all cops are bad, the cops might just be straight-up lying, etc. etc., but this is not the conduct of a man that hasn't done anything wrong.

Specifically not the behavior of a person who can afford a lawyer.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Also he really looks like Jordan Peele with dreads.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

MJeff posted:

Also he really looks like Jordan Peele with dreads.

They didn't have a picture of him, so they used a picture of FUDGE

edit: who also looks like Jordan Peele

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop And Cam Sutton

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

tinstaach posted:

The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop And Cam Sutton

:laffo: Thats a better one, thank you.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



More critically, is the girlfriend or whoever, ok?

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