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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

mcmagic posted:

I heard that sucked.

Somebody I Used to Know is probably equal to Spin Me Round, both are better than The Rental, and incredibly better than Freelance which has dominantly taken the place of worst Alison Brie movie from The Rental.

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Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Horse Girl kinda slapped though and she helped write it.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

This is more creepy than that dude's joke post

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Famethrowa posted:

Horse Girl kinda slapped though and she helped write it.

I need to watch that one. I also haven't seen GLOW either, which as a huge wrestling fan who has an unhealthy crush on Alison Brie, is basically unfathomable. Her husband, the lesser Franco, has written and directed a lot of her stuff and he doesn't seem to be entirely competent in those areas. I'm glad they're working, but I wish she would do better stuff and maybe not so much Dave Franco's indie early 2000s vibe movies.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Famethrowa posted:

Horse Girl kinda slapped though and she helped write it.

I didn’t like it but I also don’t like any movie dealing with aliens that isn’t straight forward lol

TheMopeSquad
Aug 5, 2013
Horse Girl and Glow are the ones that got me following her in the first place.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

This is more creepy than that dude's joke post
Can never beat Harry Knowles' Blade 2 review, though.

http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793

Just a small part of the worst review I have ever seen in my life posted:

...having attended the World Premiere of BLADE 2 last night, one inescapable thought crossed my mind during the movie. 10 to 1…. I believe Guillermo Del Toro eats pussy better than any man alive.

Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in BLADE 2. BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because drat he respects the clit!

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

JazzFlight posted:

Can never beat Harry Knowles' Blade 2 review, though.

http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793

His review of heroes was worse. Much much creepier

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

I'd happily forgotten that.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

JazzFlight posted:

Can never beat Harry Knowles' Blade 2 review, though.

http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793

it's embarrassing that this awful sexual abuser ever got public attention.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
As Ebert's review shows, going full Tex Avery Wolf about actresses was pretty acceptable well into the 2000s. Knowles's review was so pornographically over the top that even by the standards of the era he had crossed the line.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Tubi’s new color scheme is basically an inverse of Freevee’s, which is going to confuse some people.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




The sexiest tomboy beanpole

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

magiccarpet posted:

The sexiest tomboy beanpole

Tubi? or Freevee?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

JazzFlight posted:

Can never beat Harry Knowles' Blade 2 review, though.

http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42j-W0SdZf8

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I'm gonna guess the Archer: Dreamland season didn't go over well when it came out but watching it for the first time sick on NyQuil it is quite fun.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
tubi+freevee=mubi for me me

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

1glitch0 posted:

I'm gonna guess the Archer: Dreamland season didn't go over well when it came out but watching it for the first time sick on NyQuil it is quite fun.

Yeah it’s great imo. I like all the seasons tho

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

JazzFlight posted:

Can never beat Harry Knowles' Blade 2 review, though.

http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793

Apart from everything else, it's Blade 2. An aggressively middle-of-the-road film for such an ... enthusiastic review.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Saw Spaceman on Netflix. Really enjoyed it. Paul Dano is a great alien spider.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

started watching Northern Exposure

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

A MIRACLE posted:

started watching Northern Exposure

I have no idea how that show holds up but it was seminal in my media appreciation as a youngster. One of the first "serious" shows that I remember starting to watch with my parents.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

It holds up. The writing and acting are both great. The humor holds up as well, is not mean spirited or anything like that

There are some things like a may December relationship that would not get the same on screen treatment today. Also some homophobia, more like using dated language but with good intentions in that quasi progressive 90s style

There’s also a lot of magical realism that was a welcome surprise. I’m on season 3 now

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
It's one of the better Twin Peaks 'inspired' shows.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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Northern Exposure and Pickett Fences is a good combo. I think the latter suffered in later seasons though.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Agreed, Northern Exposure is a very chill (heh) watch in spite of the slightly dated bits.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

banned from Starbucks posted:

Saw Spaceman on Netflix. Really enjoyed it. Paul Dano is a great alien spider.

Sold!

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Boy, Quiet On Set (Dan Schneider docuseries) is nuts

I didn’t have cable growing up so when they’re showing these Nickelodeon clips of blatant innuendo I’m wondering how in the hell :psyduck:

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

withak posted:

Agreed, Northern Exposure is a very chill (heh) watch in spite of the slightly dated bits.

yea. the 90s charm and irrepressible optimism underlies everything you see or hear on screen. super cozy show. ill check out picket fences

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Steve Yun posted:

Boy, Quiet On Set (Dan Schneider docuseries) is nuts

I didn’t have cable growing up so when they’re showing these Nickelodeon clips of blatant innuendo I’m wondering how in the hell :psyduck:

The shows were bad and I was a kid back then. I always hated them and I hate them even more now. Just weird creepy poo poo man.

But I can’t lie, I loved all that and the Amanda show.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
Nickelodeon peaked at Pete & Pete

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

isaboo posted:

Northern Exposure and Pickett Fences is a good combo. I think the latter suffered in later seasons though.

I used to love Pickett Fences. I think it was aware of how ridiculous it got and maybe there a few too many message / issue episodes but that was the period it was made it.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




ONE YEAR LATER posted:

Nickelodeon peaked at salute your shorts

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Get it right, or pay the price!

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

Nickelodeon peaked at Pete & Pete

What a great show. It's a shame it's stuck in rights hell forever

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.
Legends of the Hidden Temple is a close runner up, but for me the best Nickelodeon was Double Dare whenever Marc Summers was having the OCD equivalent of a manic episode

mystes
May 31, 2006

This is Hey Dude erasure

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

That episode where they thought the cow skull made in china prop was cursed legit kept kid me up at night and I can still remember it vividly today lol

I also watched a ton of are you afraid of the dark?

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

A MIRACLE posted:

I also watched a ton of are you afraid of the dark?

I rewatched a ton of it last year on paramount+ and it holds up really well.

Also for the record I love hey dude and salute your shorts but Pete & Pete is like genuinely worth watching even now. If you grew up in the mid 90s it's just comfy and puts you in a real specific time and place.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
It was actually all about Kaaaaaaablaaaaaaaam
Which is still better than SNL

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