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Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

A few more gifs of tools
https://i.imgur.com/NJyP5AV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/7Ivoued.mp4

men only want one thing

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Wistful of Dollars posted:

men only want one thing

Do not stick your dick in that thing

# ? Mar 20, 2024 16:56

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Antigravitas posted:

Corn rows 50 meters away from suspected chemical weapons and other fun stuff, nbd.

According to an article I found, they've got a purifying plant for groundwater cleanup, and the air from the hall itself is continuously being extracted and filtered through an active carbon filter. Mostly the article focused on an armoured excavator they had constructed for the task.

https://atlasgmbh.com/en/the-atlas-armoured-excavator-a-world-first/

# ? Mar 20, 2024 17:05

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fools Infinite posted:

Are old telephone poles usually recycled into boards

Old utility poles are usually pressure impregnated with stuff that makes them toxic waste after they are removed.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 17:40

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Nenonen posted:

Old utility poles are usually pressure impregnated with stuff that makes them toxic waste after they are removed.

oh ok so they're turned into food grade boards

# ? Mar 20, 2024 17:42

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Bit of a personal OSHA but when my parents had the garden redone in the 90s they used old railroad ties as liners for the flowerbeds.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 18:22

biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Nenonen posted:

Old utility poles are usually pressure impregnated with stuff that makes them toxic waste after they are removed.

just like my ex

# ? Mar 20, 2024 18:28

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

Nenonen posted:

Old utility poles are usually pressure impregnated with stuff that makes them toxic waste after they are removed.

Yeah if I recall right it's this gigantic vacuum chamber where they pull the lumbers moisture out, leave it under vacuum and pump the preservatives in, then release the vacuum and all the chemicals get turbo sucked into the wood to replace all the removed moisture

# ? Mar 20, 2024 18:31

Neco: Mar 13, 2005; listen

Wistful of Dollars posted:

men only want one thing

� and it�s loving disbarking

# ? Mar 20, 2024 18:59

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Bit of a personal OSHA but when my parents had the garden redone in the 90s they used old railroad ties as liners for the flowerbeds.

You made me remember that my family used coal ash instead of sand or something to get traction when the driveway (more like a trail) iced over.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 19:45

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/dHtoiUt.mp4

Seems bad.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 19:58

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i was thinkin', "that's a helluva way to run a railroad"

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:07

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Where we're going, we don't need no stinking roads.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:08

The Hambulance: Apr 19, 2011; ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA; Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

Where we're going, we don't need no stinking roads.

Or tracks!

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:13

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

How in the gently caress

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:18

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Digital Jedi posted:

How in the gently caress

Based on the end of the video, the last car derailed far to the left and was dragged along the row of parked cars before the brakes were able to stop it

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:21

God Hole: Mar 2, 2016

it appears that the train conductor attempted a standard multi-track drift maneuver but didn't realize that the other tracks were for streetcars

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:24

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

dee eight posted:

i was thinkin', "that's a helluva way to run from a railroad"

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:32

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

I didn't know trains were allowed to park off the tracks

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:34

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

That's a good way to fuckle off track

# ? Mar 20, 2024 20:40

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Scholtz posted:

I didn't know trains were allowed to park off the tracks

oh yeah it's quite common, you can even place bets on how far off track they go

edit: they even have specific places for this, I think they're called "betting for off the track placement buildings"

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:22

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Scholtz posted:

I didn't know trains were allowed to park off the tracks

Where does the 20,000 ton train park? Wherever it wants.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:24

thehandtruck: Mar 5, 2006; the thing about the jews is,

Infrastructure Week!

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:39

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Antigravitas posted:

Dethlinger Teich: More finds than expected - Meyer visits

The Dethlinger pond near Munster is being cleared since October. Significantly more explosive ordnance has already been found than expected. Environment Minister Christian Meyer (Greens) is visiting the company that is disposing of the finds today.

Meyer is accompanied by the district administrator of the district of Heidekreis, Jens Grote ( independent). The two will also sign a further financing agreement during the visit. For such large projects, the money is only ever paid out in stages, explained the Ministry of the Environment.

According to the district, the fifth agreement, which is being signed today, will secure the work until the planned completion in 2027. 72 million euros have been earmarked for the Dethlinger Teich, according to the ministry. 18.3 million euros of this will be provided by the state, with the remainder coming from the federal government.

In the first one and a half metres - that is the first layer - significantly more has already been found than had been expected, according to the Heidekreis. By the end of February, 20,000 detonator charges, 300 grenades and ammunition scrap had been found. Chemical weapons were not yet among them, but are also suspected in the pond. Despite the finds, the project is on schedule and on budget, according to the Heidekreis. Over the next five years, seven more such layers are to be removed by the specialists in Munster.

Corn rows 50 meters away from suspected chemical weapons and other fun stuff, nbd.

Some context, former Nazi Ammunition plant that had the British Army dump lot of of the ammunition and poo poo in the pond after they captured it in 1945.

Stuff like :

"Lower Saxony state government in 2014 in response to a small query" posted:

Contents of the pit
There is great uncertainty about the actual quantities of ammunition dumped. Any written documents or counting lists do not exist. The information comes from contemporary witnesses, was estimated and is therefore inaccurate. Since 2,500 grenades had already been recovered by September 2023, the amount of 3,000 grenades originally estimated by contemporary witnesses has now been corrected to 30,000.

�The large number of possible substances and their chemical behavior, including with one another, do not currently allow a serious description of the pond contents.�

To be appreciated:

approx. 100,000 pieces. Type C-98 priming charges
approx. 30,000 pieces. Combat grenades , caliber 7.5 cm to 32 cm
approx. 150 pieces. Combat ammunition 7.5 cm to 15 cm
approx. 200 - 300 phosgene bombs with filling, defused (approx. 100 kg per piece)
approx. 300 barrels, each containing 250 l of liquid phosgene
approx. 100 barrels, each with around 100 liters of lost liquor

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:40

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Some context, former Nazi Ammunition plant that had the British Army dump lot of of the ammunition and poo poo in the pond after they captured it in 1945.

Stuff like :

that's....that's probably fine, right

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:47

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Just nuke the pond

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:48

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

What is:
"approx. 100 barrels, each with around 100 liters of lost liquor"

I've never heard of lost liquor and Google is not being much help.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:55

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Bit of a personal OSHA but when my parents had the garden redone in the 90s they used old railroad ties as liners for the flowerbeds.

This was pretty common. The creosote in the wood kept it from rotting or getting eaten by insects.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 21:57

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dHtoiUt.mp4

Seems bad.

https://youtu.be/Bq9Zf4sKw-s

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:01

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

300 barrels with 250 liters of phosgene each seems... suboptimal

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:07

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Desert Bus posted:

What is:
"approx. 100 barrels, each with around 100 liters of lost liquor"

I've never heard of lost liquor and Google is not being much help.

Mustard gas. which is also sometimes called "lost" after the names of it's creators. It's a liquid at room temp.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:09

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:18

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I hope they intentionally left the text slightly off center to mess with perfectionists

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:21

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dHtoiUt.mp4

Seems bad.

Did they pave over old tracks and then somehow the train was switched over to them?

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:39

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

mobby_6kl posted:

Just nuke the pond

Stay in your theater, Doug.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:41

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Whooping Crabs posted:

Did they pave over old tracks and then somehow the train was switched over to them?

I think that's just gouges in the asphalt from the derailed carriages

# ? Mar 20, 2024 22:53

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

The guy standing at the tracks is in shock that his mom was right when she warned him that trying to squish a penny would derail a train

# ? Mar 20, 2024 23:03

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Scholtz posted:

Hmm feels like someone other than a Christian Minister would be more qualified in this situation

I dunno, this seems like a situation where some appropriate prayers would do no harm.

# ? Mar 20, 2024 23:11

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/tOl2lIX.mp4

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ezQNLAK.mp4

Industrial Pork Fried Rice!

# ? Mar 20, 2024 23:29

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