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bawfuls posted:it has to make a noise first otherwise how will i know they're calling?? Put your phone on vibrate like the rest of us non-psychos. Do you have a text message sound and a sound for each individual touch on the keyboard too you sick gently caress?
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Rmembering the guy who posted here who was an interpreter on the Brewers, sounded like a cool gig.
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live with fruit posted:Should've used Draft Kings.
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what are the odds that Ippei was placing proxy bets for Ohtani and it's Ohtani with the gambling addiction who's now hanging him out to dry??
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Mar 20, 2024 22:43
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*the ghost of A. Bartlett Giamatti has entered the chat*
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bawfuls posted:what are the odds that Ippei was placing proxy bets for Ohtani and it's Ohtani with the gambling addiction who's now hanging him out to dry?? I thought I might be the only one cynical enough to wonder if Shohei is the one doing the gambling and this bff interpreter is taking the fall for him
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Mar 20, 2024 22:46
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They mentioned on MLB Network that Ohtani can't go outside cause of Ohtanimania so he would need something to do.
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Mar 20, 2024 22:50
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bawfuls posted:what are the odds that Ippei was placing proxy bets for Ohtani and it's Ohtani with the gambling addiction who's now hanging him out to dry?? He is a noted tax evader, convicted in the Court of SomethingAwful Law, so a finance crime would fit the bill
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Mar 20, 2024 22:51
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Somehow Arte Moreno is responsible for this.
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Gonz posted:*the ghost of Kenesaw Mountain Landis has entered the chat* Why would a translator have access to that money? Even the closest friend in the world I have doesn't have access to my bank account. will_colorado fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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Mar 20, 2024 23:00
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I'm finally finishing Lord of the Realm like five years after starting it and just got to the Dave Winfield-George Steinbrenner stuff with that weird lil' gambler in the middle, very relevant.
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Poque posted:He is a noted tax evader, convicted in the Court of SomethingAwful Law, so a finance crime would fit the bill Excuse me he's a tax dodger
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Mar 20, 2024 23:05
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Sydin posted:Excuse me he's a tax dodger God dammit
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Sydin posted:Excuse me he's a tax dodger 
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Mar 20, 2024 23:07
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Yeah uhhhh how does Ippei have access to that money and how would he loot it without Ohtani noticing for long enough the feds worked it out? And it’s part of an investigation of illicit sportsbooks involving ex-pro ballplayers? Uhhhhhhhhh…
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Mar 20, 2024 23:08
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throw the book at the dodgers imo
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Mar 20, 2024 23:09
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Maybe he's got access to Ohtani's stack of money in the Dodgers deferred money vault
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Mike_V posted:throw the book at the dodgers imo just not the sportsbook.
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Poque posted:just not the sportsbook. Use code BAKUCHI for $200 in free bets
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Will the Dodgers get this gambling debt deferred?
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Mar 20, 2024 23:14
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Eric the Mauve posted:I thought I might be the only one cynical enough to wonder if Shohei is the one doing the gambling and this bff interpreter is taking the fall for him 18% chance it's this
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Gretzky hung his own wife out there so ya I can see Ohtani doing it to some guy
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https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1770573390610587727?s=46&t=A_iY-gupVf13dcIJPetZhQ Looks like the Dodgers have already changed their story once E: Ohtani’s personal reps, rather zoux fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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What in the goddamn. Why does Ohtani's interpreter have access to pull that much out of his bank accounts???
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ESPN has quotes from Ippei on Tuesday Ippei asked Ohtani to pay off his debts last year Ohtani agreed on the condition that he stop Ohtani paid off the debts himself, on his own computer (very stupid of Ippei to say this to the media) Ippei never bet on baseball Also Ippei has walked everything back today and said Ohtani didn't know about the gambling, debts, or repayment. Probably because he doesn't have legal representation and realized talking to the media was very foolish. Gorman Thomas fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 20, 2024 |
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I'm just gonna say if shohei hosed himself stupidly like that it would be hilarious in the most tragic way
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Mar 20, 2024 23:23
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I mean 4.5m is over 2 years of his salary for God's sake
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Tatsuta Age posted:I mean 4.5m is over 2 years of his salary for God's sake lmao
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Sports gambling addiction is going to be the Opioid Epidemic of the 2020s and anyone with an ounce of foresight could see it coming.
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Dodgers "Homer at the Bat" episode starting with Shohei getting caught up in an illicit gambling ring, huh?
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was Ippei seriously making illegal bets with the same guy that Yasiel Puig was caught up with?
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bawfuls posted:This MLB newsbreak brought to you by DraftKingsBallysMGM, place your bets now! https://twitter.com/jehawks/status/1770575302240223445 reveal yourself goon!
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Popete posted:Sports gambling addiction is going to be the Opioid Epidemic of the 2020s and anyone with an ounce of foresight could see it coming. anyone he advertises for bookies will go to hell and their eternal soul will be tortured forever.
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