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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I also highly recommend the Lifetime Channel mysteries starring Danica McKellar, the Inspector Mom series. Although there is a genuinely gross moment that's hard for me to watch where Inspector Mom and her kids smear peanut butter all over their clothes and for some reason it turns my stomach in a way the Saw franchise never did.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ok tell me if I'm missing something.

In Robot Wars, the North Hemi polity has an economy based on a single day tour to a studio lot of 90s America. To get passengers to this lot, the NH uses the very last colossal scorpion battlemech, a weapons platform that must have insane operational and maintenance costs, because the path from wherever to there is constantly attacked by wasteland rebels. The passenger limit is 25.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Clouseau posted:

The drunken aunts vibe is so good.

This "short" (30 minutes!) is one of my favorite riffs: https://www.rifftrax.com/wonderful-world-of-tupperware

Their Home of the Future (with Wink Martindale) is one of my favorite riffs. Any of their releases is pretty much an instant buy for me.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

zoux posted:

Ok tell me if I'm missing something.

In Robot Wars, the North Hemi polity has an economy based on a single day tour to a studio lot of 90s America. To get passengers to this lot, the NH uses the very last colossal scorpion battlemech, a weapons platform that must have insane operational and maintenance costs, because the path from wherever to there is constantly attacked by wasteland rebels. The passenger limit is 25.

Yep, that's about the size of it. Yet somehow the battlemechonomy is strong.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Does anyone else have any jokes that they either didn't get or completely misinterpreted? For myself it took me a little too long to get that Coleman Francis wasn't actually Curly from the Three Stooges.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

muscles like this! posted:

Does anyone else have any jokes that they either didn't get or completely misinterpreted? For myself it took me a little too long to get that Coleman Francis wasn't actually Curly from the Three Stooges.

My mom the music major had to explain the bit from Century 21 Calling where the lady goes "And presto!" and Mike goes "Well, andante maybe."

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

muscles like this! posted:

Does anyone else have any jokes that they either didn't get

Oh, all the time. I doubt there's a person on Earth who would get every single reference.

These days after I watch an episode, I like to look it up on the wiki for the explanation of some of the more obscure riffs.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

muscles like this! posted:

Does anyone else have any jokes that they either didn't get or completely misinterpreted? For myself it took me a little too long to get that Coleman Francis wasn't actually Curly from the Three Stooges.

A shitload. For my MST3K video I analyzed every riff in Space Mutiny and Cry Wilderness.

For Cry Wilderness I didn't fully get 13% of the jokes. Space Mutiny, 18%.

Going to guess in the earliest seasons that number could go well north of 30%. :v:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

It's very likely that there are jokes in this show that the person who wrote the joke has forgotten what exactly they were referring to when they wrote it 30 years ago.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Powered Descent posted:

It's very likely that there are jokes in this show that the person who wrote the joke has forgotten what exactly they were referring to when they wrote it 30 years ago.

I read somewhere that Jeannette McCurdy who was in some of the Nickelodeon tween comedy series was a big fan of the show and this would have been before the Netflix stuff and while of course I thought that was cool to hear a part of me wondered "So the kids are really into jokes about Pace Thick and Chunky Salsa?"

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Powered Descent posted:

It's very likely that there are jokes in this show that the person who wrote the joke has forgotten what exactly they were referring to when they wrote it 30 years ago.

In several early episodes they mention Yards of Leather, which seems to be a porno movie title they came up with as a joke, but when asked about it later, the writers had no memory of what it meant.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



muscles like this! posted:

Does anyone else have any jokes that they either didn't get or completely misinterpreted?

Jokes I don't get? Definitely. Tons. I'm pretty well versed in American popular culture, even obscure poo poo, but there's tons of references to like old 70s or 80s newscasters or local Minnesota celebrities that I have never even heard of. And I think that's the strength of the writing, much like it was with the good SImpsons and good Futurama: so many of the jokes are one percenters, but they're not one percenters about the same thing. So while there's jokes you won't get, there WILL be jokes that you get but few others do, and when that happens it feels like the show is written specifically for you.

Jokes I completely misinterpreted? Yeah, some. Famously in this thread I posted a week or so ago that I always thought the "Guess what I've been doing!" joke in Deathstalker was about the guy doing a LOT of coke, until I screen capped it and noticed that the white stuff in his beard wasn't powdery but sticky.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Never forget the "I thought you were Dale" situation.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
As a non-American the show has been very educational to me with all its references to obscure celebrities, commercials and brands. I hope that one day I too will get to experience a giant spider invasion of savings at Menards!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sardonik posted:

A shitload. For my MST3K video I analyzed every riff in Space Mutiny and Cry Wilderness.

For Cry Wilderness I didn't fully get 13% of the jokes. Space Mutiny, 18%.

Going to guess in the earliest seasons that number could go well north of 30%. :v:

That's nice, dear.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Her Dryer posted:

As a non-American the show has been very educational to me with all its references to obscure celebrities, commercials and brands. I hope that one day I too will get to experience a giant spider invasion of savings at Menards!

That's all regional stuff, I've never seen a Menards in my life.

One of the regionalisms in the show that drives me nuts is "hinder". I don't know why, the word is just dysphonious to me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

muscles like this! posted:

Does anyone else have any jokes that they either didn't get or completely misinterpreted? For myself it took me a little too long to get that Coleman Francis wasn't actually Curly from the Three Stooges.

When Tom was singing "Oh mighty brontosaurus" in Werewolf I thought it was an old Sinclair gas station jingle. It wasn't.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

There's some I didn't get until I watched all of TOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI5mWxIFVbc&t=2613s

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


zoux posted:

That's all regional stuff, I've never seen a Menards in my life.

One of the regionalisms in the show that drives me nuts is "hinder". I don't know why, the word is just dysphonious to me

Really? Hinder has meant "rear part of something" for like 400 years.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Sash! posted:

Really? Hinder has meant "rear part of something" for like 400 years.
I had never heard the term, but I got the joke anyways because it was pottery obvious what it meant. I don’t know if hinder is regional or not.

Anyways they cause 40% of all auto accidents I hear, the women’s ones at least.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
" 'Hold onto your'... Charles Nelson Reilly!"
"I was going to say 'hinder' uhuhuhuh"

Narsham
Jun 5, 2008

Sardonik posted:

A shitload. For my MST3K video I analyzed every riff in Space Mutiny and Cry Wilderness.

For Cry Wilderness I didn't fully get 13% of the jokes. Space Mutiny, 18%.

Going to guess in the earliest seasons that number could go well north of 30%. :v:

Huh. That’s a lot of jokes.

For joke 59, you’re looking for “Armand Assante wannabe”. 576 is “accursed montebank”. Those two jumped out at me on a quick skim.

I miss many of the music riffs but catch an embarassing number of riffs that were obviously Frank’s.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I can help with one off the top of my head from Space Mutiny: Susan Powter was an Aussie fitness type person (and might still be for all I know). She had a very close blonde buzzcut, like the character in the movie. Her catchphrase was 'Stop the insanity!' which was very omnipresent around the time the episode aired.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I have a boyfriend and a best friend who live in Minneapolis and have been there many times, and there are a *lot* of little jokes that I get now and didn't for years.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
#66 of space mutiny should be “shuttlecraft determined to be acute sir” as a geometry joke

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Raskolnikov38 posted:

#66 of space mutiny should be “shuttlecraft determined to be acute sir” as a geometry joke

It's "cute", not "acute".

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


I never saw It’s a Wonderful Life in full until well into adulthood, so my first watch was filled with moments where I said “THAT’S where that came from.”

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
I've had too many backwards riff revelations to remember them all but one that sticks out clearly in my mind was when I finally heard Papa Was a Rolling Stone for the first time over a PA system at some store. I'd heard songs by The Temptations before, just never that particular one, and the "It was the third of September" jokes (e.g. Boggy Creek II) instantly starting making sense.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Narsham posted:

I miss many of the music riffs but catch an embarassing number of riffs that were obviously Frank’s.

This for real legit impresses me, no lie. I love Frank, but I don't know that I could ever pick out jokes as being written by specific people. I mean, I would guess that Mike and Kevin were the music guys and I'm pretty sure that Frank wasn't a sports guy (and therefore wouldn't have written most--if any--of the sports jokes), but beyond that I have no idea who might have written what.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

This for real legit impresses me, no lie. I love Frank, but I don't know that I could ever pick out jokes as being written by specific people. I mean, I would guess that Mike and Kevin were the music guys and I'm pretty sure that Frank wasn't a sports guy (and therefore wouldn't have written most--if any--of the sports jokes), but beyond that I have no idea who might have written what.

Judging from what folks have said if it's a deep dive into sitcom lore it's probably Frank.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Sardonik posted:

A shitload. For my MST3K video I analyzed every riff in Space Mutiny and Cry Wilderness.

For Cry Wilderness I didn't fully get 13% of the jokes. Space Mutiny, 18%.

Going to guess in the earliest seasons that number could go well north of 30%. :v:

Clarifications on some from Space Mutiny:

#103 - "Should I spend $20 on Griffey?" is referencing Ken Griffey, Jr./drafting a fantasy baseball team online, which was a new phenomenon in the late 90's
#143 - Zubaz, gaudy 90's weightlifting/athletic pants
#221 - Annie Sprinkle is a 70's porn actress turned sexual performance artist
#240 - "Herve Villechaize's Death Car" - Herve was the dwarf actor best known for playing Tattoo on Fantasy Island
#272, #290, #378, #530 - All references to Martin Short's sketch comedy character Ed Grimley, whose defining physical characteristic was a huge cowlick kind of like the actor's weird fauxhawk haircut. "I must say" is one of his catchphrases.
#323 - ISO-9001 Certification is a thing for businesses and manufacturers that ensures they meet standardized regulations as dictated by the International Organization for Standardization. It was very big for companies in the 90's to attain certification; I remember the company my dad worked for at that time went through it and he'd grouse about the extra work it was creating for like a year
#417 - "This is like the time I got lost at Bally's," a defunct chain of gyms/fitness centers
#517 - "He needs a giant Tucks," Tucks Medicated Pads are "cooling" wipes primarily used as hemorrhoid treatment

Going through this list I was mostly surprised at how many are on there that I still don't get.

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?

JethroMcB posted:

#143 - Zubaz, gaudy 90's weightlifting/athletic pants

For almost a decade there was a joke gift in my dad's family of trading the same pair of bright pastel Zubaz pants as a Christmas present. It suddenly stopped at some point and when someone asked around about it, my uncle in Oklahoma had received them and took them for a legit gift. He apparently unironically wore them to the gym for the next several years.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Hogama posted:

I've had too many backwards riff revelations to remember them all but one that sticks out clearly in my mind was when I finally heard Papa Was a Rolling Stone for the first time over a PA system at some store. I'd heard songs by The Temptations before, just never that particular one, and the "It was the third of September" jokes (e.g. Boggy Creek II) instantly starting making sense.

I had the same experience when I first heard Lucky Man by Emerson Lake and Palmer. I think Monster a Go Go is the one that leans on that joke a lot.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
One of my favorite music riffs is there's this sound in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank that sounds exactly like the intro to Fashion by David Bowie and servo calls it out quietly.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Angry_Ed posted:

" 'Hold onto your'... Charles Nelson Reilly!"
"I was going to say 'hinder' uhuhuhuh"

been meaning to post this all week

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Zubaz still exist.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



ccubed posted:

For almost a decade there was a joke gift in my dad's family of trading the same pair of bright pastel Zubaz pants as a Christmas present. It suddenly stopped at some point and when someone asked around about it, my uncle in Oklahoma had received them and took them for a legit gift. He apparently unironically wore them to the gym for the next several years.

Lol my dad thought Zubaz was the funniest word and he said it at any opportunity for years.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dawgstar posted:

Judging from what folks have said if it's a deep dive into sitcom lore it's probably Frank.

Similarly, any deep cut jokes about music performance (the presto/andante joke mentioned up the page) or classical name drops (e.g. "Why are they playing Smetana's Má vlast in the background?" from Skydivers) are almost certainly from Mike.

Any jokes about Sauk Rapids probably came from Bridget given it's her hometown. Likewise Circle Pines and Mary Jo.

As for specific riffs, the joke from Night of the Blood Beast about snapping a frozen dog in two came from Mike and was based on his experience at a veterinarian clinic putting dead pets in cold storage until they could be disposed of.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

JethroMcB posted:

Clarifications on some from Space Mutiny:

#103 - "Should I spend $20 on Griffey?" is referencing Ken Griffey, Jr./drafting a fantasy baseball team online, which was a new phenomenon in the late 90's
#143 - Zubaz, gaudy 90's weightlifting/athletic pants
#221 - Annie Sprinkle is a 70's porn actress turned sexual performance artist
#240 - "Herve Villechaize's Death Car" - Herve was the dwarf actor best known for playing Tattoo on Fantasy Island
#272, #290, #378, #530 - All references to Martin Short's sketch comedy character Ed Grimley, whose defining physical characteristic was a huge cowlick kind of like the actor's weird fauxhawk haircut. "I must say" is one of his catchphrases.
#323 - ISO-9001 Certification is a thing for businesses and manufacturers that ensures they meet standardized regulations as dictated by the International Organization for Standardization. It was very big for companies in the 90's to attain certification; I remember the company my dad worked for at that time went through it and he'd grouse about the extra work it was creating for like a year
#417 - "This is like the time I got lost at Bally's," a defunct chain of gyms/fitness centers
#517 - "He needs a giant Tucks," Tucks Medicated Pads are "cooling" wipes primarily used as hemorrhoid treatment

Going through this list I was mostly surprised at how many are on there that I still don't get.

Goddamn, thank you for this, a lot of deep cuts there for sure.

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Hogama
Sep 3, 2011

Sardonik posted:

A shitload. For my MST3K video I analyzed every riff in Space Mutiny and Cry Wilderness.
I recognize more jokes than this but for Space Mutiny #129, "Death by snicker-snag" is just some local midwestern slang - snagging is spitting (in the sense of getting a big wad of saliva and phlegm first, like hocking a loogie). Snicker-snag in particular is a bullying technique of dangling the spit over the victim's face (usually while they're being restrained on the ground) - the taunt is to do it without actually touching, though it can of course drip too far. (I don't know it well enough to know if the snicker part is referring to that kind of suppressed laugh a bully might use, or if it's specifically referring to like eating a Snickers bar first to get the loogie nice and solidly gross, or something else entirely, but that's the gist of the action.)

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