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Chrpno posted:There was a great old thread on exactly this, always fun for a read: FactsAreUseless posted:Dear Penthouse: I never thought it would happen to me. I was right, it did not.
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venus de lmao posted:my roommate insisted a girl was flirting with me at the club the other day I have a friend who constantly insists that half the women he meets are sending him 'signals' that they 'want him'. While I'm not present for most of these interactions, I really doubt that this is the case. I'm not being a dick, he's a normal-looking guy and obviously I like him since he's my friend, but he's been single for as long as I've known him, and he also lived with his mother until very recently. So I guess that's the opposite of the clueless nerds who don't catch on when someone is flirting someone with them, someone who thinks that everyone is flirting with him.
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I had a part time job interviewing jail inmates for the public defenders office. All the other men would complain/brag about the female inmates hollering at them. It never happened to me. Being super morbidly obese has a few minor disadvantages, folks! Edit: This memory was brought up by the discussion of "wait they were into me?" realizations years later. That's also never happened to me.
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I'm just amazed at how all y'all are talking to other people in the first place enough to miss their come ons.
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M. Emmet Walsh died.
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Oh hey I love Goon date chat Also memes.
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me in these last two pages
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Phlegmish posted:More like oldgameless That's the first good one of those I've seen in ages wp 
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There is actually a really good discussion to be had here, however inappropriate for the meme thread. If you are actually stumped on "do they want gently caress?", things are already going wrong. You'll know know when you know. Being young is awkward and stupid, but awkward stupid hookups are pitfalls anyway.
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  Think I was actually the first kid on my block to beat SMB3  +   Dans Macabre posted:me in these last two pages  BRJurgis posted:There is actually a really good discussion to be had here, however inappropriate for the meme thread. 
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I couldn't find it so you'll have to pretend I posted that tweet that says something like "you dont like dominant women because you're submissive, you're just autistic and like people who are direct about what they want". I say this as someone whose partner had apparently been dropping hints for about a month before a mutual friend cut to the chase and told me she wanted me to ask her out for a drink, and gave me her number. Relevant sort-of-meme text image:  Irrelevant memes:        
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Phlegmish posted:I have a friend who constantly insists that half the women he meets are sending him 'signals' that they 'want him'. While I'm not present for most of these interactions, I really doubt that this is the case. I'm not being a dick, he's a normal-looking guy and obviously I like him since he's my friend, but he's been single for as long as I've known him, and he also lived with his mother until very recently. So I guess that's the opposite of the clueless nerds who don't catch on when someone is flirting someone with them, someone who thinks that everyone is flirting with him. He's still a clueless nerd. Just a different flavour
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Pretending to speak Finnish is a meme.
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I can get behind this.
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"like grot"
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Brawnfire posted:It's grotesque  Clearly not an actual gargoyle
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Data Graham posted:"like grot" Just watched this for the first time last night, what a loving trip.
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Stoatbringer posted:In ten years you’ll have a startling revelation. lmao not a loving chance
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venus de lmao posted:lmao not a loving chance You might have a starling revelation instead.
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It's one gargoyle, Michael. How much could it cost?
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The gargoyle itself isn't the driver of cost, it's finding a reliable warlock to turn them sapient
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Lib and let die posted:The gargoyle itself isn't the driver of cost, it's finding a reliable warlock to turn them sapient 
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Gargoyles are the original throat goats
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Trust me, you do NOT want a dick warlock
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Dick Warlock is the coolest name
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Is that anything like a Penis Sorcerer?
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Lowen SoDium posted:Is that anything like a Penis Sorcerer? Iirc, sorcerers were born with penis, warlocks made some kind of bargain with an entity that granted them penis.
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Dick Warlock, and his cousin, Richard Warcock
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Rockman Reserve posted:you, goon reading this right now: you’re not that bad.  BonHair posted:She was an acrobat and literal clown too, I don't know if that's a bullet dodged or a great opportunity missed. Having briefly dated a girl who did those, yes and yes.       
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Lowen SoDium posted:Is that anything like a Penis Sorcerer? Those are the ones that go "woosh", right?
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Before we got together, my wife dropped some big hints that I wasn’t picking up. A conversation about using a textbook for a class she’d already taken ended up shifting to a long story about how she and her boyfriend broke up and she wants to move on, and then there was that time she ended up walking with me back to my apartment after class, totally unsolicited. I think she wanted to make a move when we got there but my roommate and his idiot buddy were already there. I was lucky, we had a mutual friend who basically hit me over the head with it one time when I was having separate icq convos with each of them.   
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Byzantine posted:warlocks made some kind of bargain with an entity that granted them penis. You know what? Good for him.
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I was going to say treating with infernal forces might not be the best way to get penis but honestly it might be 
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