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CUT TO: Bananas kneeling in church
BANANAS: Our father who art in kitchen, yellowed be thy peel
I assume the clergy all wear banana cassocks?
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Self help rap battle.
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Mar 21, 2024 19:51
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music video rapping into the mirror except the reflection is doing hypeman adlibs
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Mar 21, 2024 21:02
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taking placebos labelled as various poisons
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Mar 22, 2024 00:03
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10^10^10^10^(My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard)
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Mar 22, 2024 01:32
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Global Anaylsis Report. Newsletter number 1.
A globe is any three dimensional figure in which a point on the figure is as distant from the center as the radius of the figure in question.
End of newsletter number 1.
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Mar 22, 2024 13:01
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The final boss of Minesweeper.
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Mar 22, 2024 15:45
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The final boss of Minesweeper.
It's just a 1x1 map with 1 mine
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Mar 22, 2024 17:27
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Minesweeper: The Movie
"Somehow even worse than Battleship," critics rave
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Mar 22, 2024 17:32
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Minesweeper: The Deep: Unchained
Seeing them isn't the trouble... now they can swim
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Mar 22, 2024 17:45
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It's just a 1x1 map with 1 mine
It is a 2x1 map with 1 mine
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Mar 22, 2024 17:46
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Minesweeper: The Deep: Unchained
Seeing them isn't the trouble... now they can swim
lofi youtuber bait horror game about big mines with teeth swimming at you from the abyss
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Mar 22, 2024 17:46
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Bananas in the Bahamas. His name is Djama.
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Mar 22, 2024 20:31
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It's just a 1x1 map with 1 mine
It's a seventy five page eula with zero correct options.
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Mar 22, 2024 23:15
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Minesweeper with permadeaths.
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Mar 23, 2024 12:04
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When you die in the game....................................... you die in real life as well also!!!!
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Mar 23, 2024 12:09
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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When you die in real life, you die in the game.
Not like your family can contact the GM and have your avatar retired or your server taken offline.
Like your Tekken fighter drops to the group.
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Mar 23, 2024 13:00
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When you die in your sleep you stay alive in the dream. It becomes another person's dream.
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Mar 23, 2024 16:58
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Y'all pray for my good health lmao
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Mar 23, 2024 17:03
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snooze offs where you have 30 minutes to grab materials from the arena to build the comfiest and safest nest while collecting warm milk etc, then you sleep as hard as you can while your partner throws Z's at your dream bubble to grow it and use it as a medieval flail and batter the opponent's nest to wake them
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Mar 23, 2024 17:11
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When you dye in your sleep your pillow is a different colour upon awakening.
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Mar 23, 2024 17:39
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When you dye in your sleep your pillow is a different colour upon awakening.
You mean drool
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Mar 23, 2024 17:43
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pirate trains himself to sleep with one eye open, but ends up losing his sleepin eye in combat and goes mad from the resulting insomnia
now he's plucked both and patrols the high seas reminding overzealous swashbucklers the importance of stealing 40 winks between stealin booty
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Mar 24, 2024 00:16
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cat warrior names spoken in the native cat tongue are largely kinda derogatory and humbling so it's a comparative ego boost for a cat to come home and be called mittens after a day of being called he who falls off that pipe by the green house every single time he tries to climb down it
The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 24, 2024
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Mar 24, 2024 05:24
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cat warrior names spoken in the native cat tongue are largely kinda derogatory and humbling so it's a comparative ego boost for a cat to come home and be called mittens after a day of being called he who falls off that pipe by the green house every single time he tries to climb down it
"Well well well, if it isn't Can't Catch A Bird. What brings you to the alley? I thought you were an indoor cat now."
"Can it, Terrified Of Dogs. Don't look now, but there's a big drooling golden retriever behind you."
"What? Where?!!... gently caress you, rear end in a top hat. Not cool."
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Mar 24, 2024 07:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Pirates can buy extra eyes to replace eyes lost in combat. But the pirate buys two sleeping eyes by mistake and slips into an eternal slumber.
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Mar 24, 2024 12:00
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Bob's Burgers but instead of being nice they're mean to each other. Like, really mean. It's not gritty or dark they just interact with each other like they would if it were a mainstream live action movie made in the 80s or early 90s.
'Oh, Tina? I think Spazz Queen is in her room. Or whatever. Who cares?'
'Yeah we're outnumbered by girls in this house it really sucks.'
'Hey, who spit in my spaghetti while I was in the bathroom?' *rest of family sniggers*
'No way mom you cannot make me watch that little twerp! Just because you're too poor to afford a sitter...'
Note: Don't actually do this or I'll cut you.
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Mar 24, 2024 19:17
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Gaysketball. A sport where the aim is to dunk a smaller hoop & net into a larger one, while simultaneously trying to acquire both balls and then hit them together in mid-air.
By 2032 what started out as a demonstration sport before the 2025 Toronto Pride Festival, based almost entirely on a pseudo-pun, becomes the number one franchise in North America after the NBA, NHL, and MBA keep screwing up.
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Mar 24, 2024 19:24
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awakening to an alternate universe where everything is slightly worse.
where joy division and bauhaus were early pioneers in the contemporary country music genre
where barry goldwater won the presidency
where new coke became the only coke
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Mar 24, 2024 22:47
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We have to find all these people who successively went to sleep and wake them.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:53
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Hey, you, Fred. Fred Calhoun. You have to wake up, your dreams are stupid.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:54
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awakening to an alternate universe where everything is slightly worse.
where joy division and bauhaus were early pioneers in the contemporary country music genre
where barry goldwater won the presidency
where new coke became the only coke
Sliders/quantum leap type person landing in that one and going "eh, close enough".
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Mar 24, 2024 22:56
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We weren't going to say anything. We know you need rest and all, but man have you even been looking at any of this?
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Mar 24, 2024 22:56
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Whenever those shows end up in a close enough situation, there's always some pendant who's like 'No! We can't stay here!' because of some minor difference like they put mustard on fries or something. And it's like dude you could just move to a different country, hell even a different state, and find more glaring cultural differences than that.
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Mar 24, 2024 23:01
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the sliders/quantum leap dudes ending up back in their proper dimension but bailing on it because of the mandela effect
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Mar 24, 2024 23:46
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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demanding a refund on cereal made with "ancient grains" because carbon dating showed they were produced relatively recently
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Mar 25, 2024 00:13
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Returning the spoon because it's hella expired.
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Mar 25, 2024 00:14
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Gaysketball. A sport where the aim is to dunk a smaller hoop & net into a larger one, while simultaneously trying to acquire both balls and then hit them together in mid-air.
By 2032 what started out as a demonstration sport before the 2025 Toronto Pride Festival, based almost entirely on a pseudo-pun, becomes the number one franchise in North America after the NBA, NHL, and MBA keep screwing up.
I'm gonna take the rock to the rock and the hole to the hole
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