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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

DaysBefore posted:

Dr. Frankenstein’s Senator is a chud, and I support him

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Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

lol pretty sure that got more emptyquotes itt than likes on twitter :owned:

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Falconry guy since you're reading this, your favourite thread, give me some money and I'll like all your stolen jokes

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I keep waiting for falconry guy to steal one of my jokes. That’s how you know you’ve made it in CSPAM. It’s like the Hollywood walk of fame for dead forum posting

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
falcon guy always credits me

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


isn't he martin random or did that come to me in a fever dream

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

World War Mammories posted:

isn't he martin random or did that come to me in a fever dream

yes, hes the cheney ice pants guy

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Al! posted:

yes, hes the cheney ice pants guy

the what guy

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

World War Mammories posted:

isn't he martin random or did that come to me in a fever dream

Al! posted:

yes, hes the cheney ice pants guy

he posted tell-alls as a late-bush-era white house insider on SA and some credulous democratic-aligned blog picked up the story where it hit minor mainstream. i stole his content and won an award in my media bias college course in like late 2006 early 2007 so i gotta respect the hustle

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1766132745988620533

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Lol this dumb ogre bitch. Also lol that he's hyping that apparently Ukraine is already sending cripples to the front as if it's a good thing

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DaysBefore posted:

Lol this dumb ogre bitch. Also lol that he's hyping that apparently Ukraine is already sending cripples to the front as if it's a good thing

once they run out of people with broken bodies to send they'll start picking people with broke brains like fetterman

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009


they can always recruit him

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012


lmao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Clark Nova posted:

lol pretty sure that got more emptyquotes itt than likes on twitter :owned:

lmao

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

literally broke his foot off in someones rear end :patriot:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i encourage fetterman to also go to the front lines in ukraine

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
stick him on an oversized rascal scooter and send him to the front.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Top Ukrainian scientists are working on a Fettermech

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Fetterman would be easily defeated by the Verkhovna Rada's orgre, Ruslan Stefanchuk.

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/status/1767637753137656163

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Weka posted:

Fetterman would be easily defeated by the Verkhovna Rada's orgre, Ruslan Stefanchuk.



lol olaf

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I don't think I've ever regretted a vote more then for this guy

both primary, and general.

Bring back Dr Oz

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

dr oz would've turned enes kanter over to erdogan by now

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

oz wouldve been way funnier

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

yellowcar posted:

dr oz would've turned enes kanter over to erdogan by now

is that supposed to be good or bad seems kind of ambiguous

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

it would have been funny

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Dr. Ozishly: oh Freedom. That’s cute

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

yellowcar posted:

it would have been funny

Oz would have genuinely sucked but at least he has a shred of charisma which Fetterman clearly does not

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Some Guy TT posted:

is that supposed to be good or bad seems kind of ambiguous

good 👍

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

He sucks so hard

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oz would have been equally lovely but in less funny ways. neither of them winning would have been a good outcome. it's us electoralism. 'no good outcome' is the norm.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oz would have been equally lovely but in less funny ways. neither of them winning would have been a good outcome. it's us electoralism. 'no good outcome' is the norm.

he wouldn't have a stroke or get depressed. probably wouldn't be quite as horny as fetoman for Israel.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

mawarannahr posted:

he wouldn't have a stroke or get depressed. probably wouldn't be quite as horny as fetoman for Israel.

yea at the very least Oz wouldn't have stood on his roof wearing an Israeli flag as a cape pretending to be a superhero for Zionism. Fetterman is so loving lame lmao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

yea at the very least Oz wouldn't have stood on his roof wearing an Israeli flag as a cape pretending to be a superhero for Zionism. Fetterman is so loving lame lmao

okay saying it like this, maybe the stroke did more brain damage than we thought

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

I mean having a massive stroke and returning a year later as a brain damaged ultrazionist golem is pretty funny.
keep in mind that frankensteins monster presumably self immolates at the end

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

oz would have been equally lovely but in less funny ways. neither of them winning would have been a good outcome. it's us electoralism. 'no good outcome' is the norm.

disagree, Oz definitely would've been funnier

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/status/1772292930935341471

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