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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I wasn't booed off the stage and I won't be intimidated, and that's why I left the stage

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
My favorite joke as a kid was:

What's grosser than a dumpster full of dead babies?
The one at the bottom eating his way up!


So what I am trying to say is my Waste Management bill is so high because all the abortions.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Lifespan posted:

My favorite joke as a kid was:

What's grosser than a dumpster full of dead babies?
The one at the bottom eating his way up!


And what's grosser than that?
It went back down for seconds.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Wow, Boourns irl. Amazing

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Rittenhouse, desperate to lecture college students because that's the closest he'll ever come to setting foot in college.

The envy has to be crippling

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

tbf, travel is kinda a blessed miracle and a privilege into itself.

also in a weird bit of cosmic irony, transportation and telecommunication technology have shrunk the world in both good and bad ways.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Scags McDouglas posted:

Guys, I have important news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6yDanmWI1E

There's a Beetlejuice sequel coming out after 36 years.



Here's my question. If BJuice^2 is turned into a musical, how many dongs will Boebert tug from the audience? We might need to get the Dick Algorithm back.

Lol that they had to kill off Lydia’s dad for uhhhhh reasons

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


that time i appeared to cry like a bitch at my trial was actually members of the far left in the court room attempting to shoot me in the eyes with pepper spray

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I'm when you ask your mom for PKMN Trainer and she says you already have him at home

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Durf posted:

Lol that they had to kill off Lydia’s dad for uhhhhh reasons

The cool part is that even though Baldwin isn’t in the movie, the ghost of the guy he shot is.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Scags McDouglas posted:

I'm when you ask your mom for PKMN Trainer and she says you already have him at home



I'm very proud of you!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
wonder what Kyle's speaking fee/how much the local college Regressive org paid for him.

also people keep saying he cant get into any college in the whole country, but I highly doubt that. even bible Us and other degree mills would be fine. he's just s dumb boy thats chasing dopamine highs from all the attention.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

What, if anything, has happened with the Trump Presidential Library?

Don't all ex-Presidents have to make one of those?

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Durf posted:

Lol that they had to kill off Lydia’s dad for uhhhhh reasons

As of 2021, Jones was listed on the California Department of Justice national sex offender database.

Oh right.

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

BrigadierSensible posted:

What, if anything, has happened with the Trump Presidential Library?

Don't all ex-Presidents have to make one of those?

They typically raise their own money or have a group do that for them to fund presidential libraries.

Do you really think that's on Trump's list of priorities?

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

BrigadierSensible posted:

What, if anything, has happened with the Trump Presidential Library?

well it existed for a few years in a luxurious bathroom at Mar-a-Lago before the no-fun police came and took it away.

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.

BrigadierSensible posted:

What, if anything, has happened with the Trump Presidential Library?

Don't all ex-Presidents have to make one of those?

They tried but he ate the documents

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

UltraShame posted:

They tried but he ate the documents

The trump presidential library is just a solitary toilet connected to a disused septic tank full of "processed" papers

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

BrigadierSensible posted:

What, if anything, has happened with the Trump Presidential Library?

Don't all ex-Presidents have to make one of those?

they didnt publish enough where's waldo books to fill it out

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

UltraShame posted:

They tried but he ate the documents

No one wanted to browse a library that consisted of Mein Kampf, some stolen top secret documents and the funny pages from the Washington times anyway.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Y'all are acting like the Trump presidential library wouldn't just be 5000 copies of Art of the Deal he got them to pay for

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I figured it'd be a well worn copy of mein kampf and a box of penthouses from the 80s with the pages stuck together

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Junk posted:

they didnt publish enough where's waldo books to fill it out

Where's Hunter???

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Harald posted:

Where's Hunter???

first image is the 2017 inauguration crowd, hunter is easily visible next to the reflecting pool with nobody around him

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Funky See Funky Do posted:

I figured it'd be a well worn copy of mein kampf and a box of penthouses from the 80s with the pages stuck together

Is that the era when Penthouse was trying to make pissing a mainstream fetish?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I figured it'd be a well worn copy of mein kampf and a box of penthouses from the 80s with the pages stuck together

the pages of the mein kampf are stuck together too

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

See the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: don't do that. And two: You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckinn' education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the trmrpb library.

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Is that the era when Penthouse was trying to make pissing a mainstream fetish?

Their efforts apparently didn't go unnoticed

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




kazil posted:

Y'all are acting like the Trump presidential library wouldn't just be 5000 copies of Art of the Deal he got them to pay for

Haphazardly piled in boxes in the corner.

The rest of the room being empty except for a Trump cutout giving his trademark thumbs up with a poo poo eating grin.

The library itself will be in an abandoned Sears

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Junk posted:

first image is the 2017 inauguration crowd, hunter is easily visible next to the reflecting pool with nobody around him

Sure, but can you also find the laptop and the drug paraphenalia?

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.


:laffo: :acab:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

NICE FUCKIN' MODEL

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
wrong thread

I STAND BY MY poo poo POST

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Monica Bellucci posted:

Also watch Sisu for your wonderful Nazi murdering joy.

Can confirm - just the Finnish equivalent of Jason Voorhees taking on a squadron.

Small Strange Bird posted:

drat, this thread moves fast; I think my last post was on page 1388 - doh, sniped :doh: - making a joke about only being 100 pages short of Trump's favorite number. There are so many lols and so many crimes, they just burn up the page count!

Edit: oh, you are loving kidding me for the snipe. :laffo:

Once again I find myself wondering who drew your avatar because it's god drat adorable.

citybeatnik fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Mar 22, 2024

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

kazil posted:

Wait, am I brain damaged if I can understand Trump's posts? :ohdear:

Goondolences

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
I wish Trump was aborted.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.




I already did this same bit with the richard spencer video a couple years ago but gently caress it

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1770886465251086626?s=20

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1770886467889316223?s=20

loving :lol:

GOP did not get the 40 anti lgbtq riders (many attacking trans rights) they wanted in funding deal

All they got was a ban on the Pride flag flying from embassies

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

kazil posted:

Y'all are acting like the Trump presidential library wouldn't just be 5000 copies of Art of the Deal he got them to pay for

His library is just gonna be a big TRUMP gift shop.

Never thought about it before, but apparently presidential libraries do have gift shops. Nothing more American than Capitalism!











:nice:

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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



All they got was a ban on the Pride flag flying from embassies

Does that flag thing even happen, or is it part of the GOP fever dream?

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