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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That’s all of SA let’s be fair

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Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Asproigerosis posted:

Tff is insular and hostile

No that's FOP

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

No that's FOP

i don't want FOP dammit, i'm a dapper dan man

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


BlindSite posted:

Not saying he couldn't pick a fight at times but he was a good dude and didn't deserve the vitriol that came his way.

Im sorry if this makes you mad.

Apology accepted

I'd also like to apologize on behalf of everyone who bullied that poor cop

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Roasted Donut posted:

i don't want FOP dammit, i'm a dapper dan man

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Chiche wasn't just a cop he also worked in one of the most thankless jobs in existence in a mental hospital

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

He was corrections and he flipped from ACAB to “actually it’s a few bad apples” in record time

People were also generally tolerant until he made it his entire identity

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
he rarely brought up being a cop unless the usual suspects decided it was dunk on chiche time

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

he rarely brought up being a cop unless the usual suspects decided it was dunk on chiche time

Basically yeah. He'd say something about the Seahawks and then the usual suspects would do their thing.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Towards the end it seemed like it was all he talked about in the chat thread. He was being baited a bit but he also never hesitated to take the bait

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Adun posted:

Why would you ever post about your job on Something Awful Dot Com

Anyone who shares IRL poo poo on here is attention seeking and a nut job just asking for trouble.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Anyone who shares IRL poo poo on here is attention seeking and a nut job just asking for trouble.

RIP wheez the roux

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

SKULL.GIF posted:

RIP wheez the roux

Watchin the Cougs right now in his honor :furcry:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
ACAB

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


I'm sure the guy has a very healthy relationship with being a cop now that he doesn't have the posters here making it into an issue any more

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Truly the offseason content we deserve.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

a neat cape posted:

Basically yeah. He'd say something about the Seahawks and then the usual suspects would do their thing.

Pete Carroll y'all

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
Man, this is like the chat thread, except bad. So sorry the cop got his feelings hurt :rolleyes:, we should definitely continue this derail for another few pages.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

all right.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


fsif posted:

I don't think anyone that actually posts here can credibly accuse someone else of being "terminally online" without glass shards slicing their faces.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I am very glad the Detroit Lions did the right thing and released Cam Sutton

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I am very glad the Detroit Lions did the right thing and released Cam Sutton

Agreed. Assuming they found out roughly around the same time everyone else did, it seems like the Lions moved about as quickly as could be expected. That said, it's also the cold, logical move as well because it looks pretty likely that Cam will never play again.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Let’s get back on track:

gently caress the Cowboys

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Let’s get back on track:

gently caress the Cowboys

Wisdom.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kurgarra Queen posted:

Man, this is like the chat thread, except bad. So sorry the cop got his feelings hurt :rolleyes:, we should definitely continue this derail for another few pages.

Don’t worry it’s just the usual suspects crying as they are want to do

Give them a chance for a weak zinger and they will move on

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
When are the European football teams gonna play international games in the US to drum up support?

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

Let’s get back on track:

gently caress the Cowboys

All Cowboys Are Bastards

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cap space allotted to offense this year:

1. $188.8M - Browns
2. $178.1M - Rams
3. $158.3M - Cowboys
4. $152.8M - Chiefs
5. $151.1M - Broncos
6. $148.5M - Giants
7. $146.5M - Cardinals
8. $141.6M - Falcons
9. $138.5M - 49ers
10. $135.9M - Colts
11. $135.2M - Panthers
12. $133.0M - Saints
13. $132.4M - Texans
14. $132.2M - Jaguars
15. $124.3M - Bengals
16. $121.0M - Lions
17. $119.7M - Dolphins
18. $118.9M - Raiders
19. $117.8M - Vikings
20. $116.5M - Bills
21. $116.1M - Seahawks
22. $115.0M - Eagles
23. $112.6M - Ravens
24. $110.1M - Bears
25. $105.9M - Jets
26. $93.3M - Buccaneers
27. $89.2M - Patriots
28. $82.8M - Commanders
29. $78.1M - Titans
30. $68.4M - Chargers
31. $67.1M - Packers
32. $64.8M - Steelers

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1771173602714435618

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's honestly a lot more than I expected from the Texans. Turns out they have way more allocated to OL than I realized. $57m allocated to Tunsil, Howard and Mason. Then another 10m to Robert Woods in 2024 which is sure a thing

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

What the hell are the Cardinals doing with the 7th most cap on offense? No WRs, not paying a TE, and a mediocre at best OL should not get them up that high, even with Kyler's contract.

Intruder posted:

Then another 10m to Robert Woods in 2024 which is sure a thing
Eew.


edit: \/\/\/\/ :stonklol:

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 22, 2024

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Arizona is spending more on QB + LT than the Steelers are spending on offense. Every other OL is making at least $3m, they're spending $10m on RBs for some reason.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Way to Browns, Browns.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Who the hell are the Patriots paying???

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

Cap space allotted to offense this year:

1. $188.8M - Browns
2. $178.1M - Rams
3. $158.3M - Cowboys
4. $152.8M - Chiefs
5. $151.1M - Broncos
6. $148.5M - Giants
7. $146.5M - Cardinals
8. $141.6M - Falcons
9. $138.5M - 49ers
10. $135.9M - Colts
11. $135.2M - Panthers
12. $133.0M - Saints
13. $132.4M - Texans
14. $132.2M - Jaguars
15. $124.3M - Bengals
16. $121.0M - Lions
17. $119.7M - Dolphins
18. $118.9M - Raiders
19. $117.8M - Vikings
20. $116.5M - Bills
21. $116.1M - Seahawks
22. $115.0M - Eagles
23. $112.6M - Ravens
24. $110.1M - Bears
25. $105.9M - Jets
26. $93.3M - Buccaneers
27. $89.2M - Patriots
28. $82.8M - Commanders
29. $78.1M - Titans
30. $68.4M - Chargers
31. $67.1M - Packers
32. $64.8M - Steelers

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1771173602714435618

Patriots bottom-6 and yet somehow their big free agent signings are KJ Osborn and Austin Hooper :geno:

e:

Bellmaker posted:

Who the hell are the Patriots paying???

Juju has like an $11m cap hit lmao

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


Juju
Onwenu
Hunter Henry
Brissett got like 8m
David Andrews
Their various RBs, WR2-3s, and backup tackles for 3-4m each

:confused:

T-Square
May 14, 2009

lol Chiche also got ran out of Automotive Insanity and Cycle Asylum, so it’s not like TFF was just being a bunch of assholes to him

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

I think fans of other teams and mild fans of the cardinals can name 3 people on the cardinals offense at best. Insane that they are 7th in spending

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
they signed Jonah Williams off the Bengals for $16m apy. if you’ve kept casual track of the Bengals OL over the last five years you’d know that that’s a stupid thing to do

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Was Chiche even worse than dkcecil?

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Yes because Chiche was a cop

They both sucked though

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