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piL: Sep 20, 2007; (__|\\\\); Taco Defender

Safety Dance posted:

Yeah, that's exactly the person I'm thinking of.

And sorry about Helm. The fact that it's used for shipping containers (deploying containerized machine images) doesn't help the googlability much.

They sure do talk about it on ycombinator :argh:

# ? Mar 22, 2024 03:14

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# ? May 31, 2024 16:25

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

chrisgt posted:

thanks for the nightmare fuel right before I go to bed.

Do not read OSHA/Shad thread before bed. Or to going to sleep.

oh gently caress

# ? Mar 22, 2024 03:27

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Helm's deep.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 03:56

Beer_Suitcase: May 3, 2005; Verily, the whip is ghost riding.

@SteelMillPhil is a good follow too

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL2bc7Mw/

# ? Mar 22, 2024 04:02

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

chrisgt posted:

thanks for the nightmare fuel right before I go to bed.

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

# ? Mar 22, 2024 04:19

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Phanatic posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

Welp, definitely getting a buzz from that one!

# ? Mar 22, 2024 04:41

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Phanatic posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

oh no....ohhhh nooooooooo

# ? Mar 22, 2024 04:55

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

# ? Mar 22, 2024 06:21

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

# ? Mar 22, 2024 06:32

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/J9EuG0c.mp4

# ? Mar 22, 2024 06:48

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Oh nonononono.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 07:47

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

You can make a mistake, but only once.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 08:04

thehandtruck: Mar 5, 2006; the thing about the jews is,

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

is this the "most osha" thing in the thread? it's gotta be close right?

ooOOo franna crane part 14 is out!

thehandtruck fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Mar 22, 2024

# ? Mar 22, 2024 08:22

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

ILL Machina posted:

This is just for the gram right?

no, she can really move that fast

# ? Mar 22, 2024 09:42

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

Non Compos Mentis posted:

no, she can really move that fast

lol

# ? Mar 22, 2024 09:48

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Was looking through an old random pics folder and found a classic.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 09:49

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/oBokTrN.mp4

# ? Mar 22, 2024 10:40

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/VTlhTeH.mp4

# ? Mar 22, 2024 11:12

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:55

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Excrement work

Keeping that autocorrect

# ? Mar 22, 2024 14:57

RIP Syndrome: Feb 24, 2016

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

I'm glad the multimedia speaker is securely fastened so it doesn't fall off the ledge and startle him.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:17

Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

Shut it down folks, it's gonna be hard to top this one.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:49

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

aah.... aaaaah.... aaaaaaCHOOOO ow my face is gone

# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:53

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

Who has two thumbs and knows how to---

Oops, okay, who has one thumb and---

Aw, dang it. Well, I guess my point was that I know a cool way to make bowls. Can't do it no more though

# ? Mar 22, 2024 15:58

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

"Let's make a lathe, but like 100 times worse somehow"

# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:15

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

It's like an angle grinder but worse

# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:33

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

CommieGIR posted:

It's like an angle grinder but worse

Dangle grinder

# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:34

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

One small slip and it's an ankle grinder.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:36

GhostofJohnMuir: Aug 14, 2014; anime is not good

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5gVrpjj.mp4

this is just following the ali quote "your hand can't get hit by what your eyes can't see"

# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:37

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

CommieGIR posted:

It's like an angle grinder but worse

Seriously, an angle grinder with one of those crazy woodworking attachments would be less sketchy than this

# ? Mar 22, 2024 16:39

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

thehandtruck posted:

ooOOo franna crane part 14 is out!

Howzitgoingoyze, Kurtis here.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:10

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

ILL Machina posted:

All good poo poo though, thanks. I would've expected a console butted up to the window, maybe with rear facing cameras for blind spots

That's what the bridge wings are for, they make them sticking out over the side of the ship so you can stand there when parking.

Phanatic posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DZcVmAT.mp4

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 22, 2024

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:22

OzyMandrill: Aug 12, 2013; Look upon my words
and despair

I was staring at that for a good 10 seconds like.. 'I cant see much here.. but.. is there a screen tear glitch or somethi..ohmygodaaaaaa'

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:30

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Bad Munki posted:

Dangle grinder

Die Grinder

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:30

Eeyo: Aug 29, 2004

Rigged Death Trap posted:

lead and cadmium in old tires.
leached runoff from even new tires is toxic to the environment and fish.

also the majority of microplastics come from tires.

I think synthetic fibers is the biggest source, followed by tires. Those two together are like 2/3 or something?

# ? Mar 22, 2024 17:43

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

this is just following the ali quote "your hand can't get hit by what your eyes can't see"

I didn't know this video was taken on Trall

# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:16

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Eeyo posted:

I think synthetic fibers is the biggest source, followed by tires. Those two together are like 2/3 or something?

Its up for debate/study
One study from 2020 says 78% of microplastic in the ocean are from tires.
Another study from 2022 says 58% are from paint.

Synthethic fibers make up something like 10% but that comes mostly from nets, ropes and webbing not clothes.

# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:36