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TyrsHTML
May 13, 2004

The dems letting them vacate Johnson would be a great campaign topic though.

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Remove the Johnson

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



just loving lmao @ "TRUTH SOCIAL"

like that is literally its name

Everyone else his age spent the 20th century laughing at "Pravda" being obviously lies and 1984 being full of hilarious ironic names for things like the Ministry of Truth, but what he took home was "hey good idea!"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


kazil posted:

Why not? What do they get out of it?

Unlike the others, the Democrats have easily pushed Johnson around the whole time he's been there and gotten mostly what they want in exchange for table scraps like "You can only fly the US flag in front of an embassy"

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


It's okay. Just don't follow the Hastert rule and pass it with like 8 Republicans.

E:

Oh, I'm dumb. This needed more than a simple majority.

Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Mar 22, 2024

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Waffle House posted:

Where did that start, /r/wallstreetbets?

I believe so, but I’m not going to touch poop to confirm. :iiam:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Unlike the others, the Democrats have easily pushed Johnson around the whole time he's been there and gotten mostly what they want in exchange for table scraps like "You can only fly the US flag in front of an embassy"

Yeah, but they can get more if they save his job.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




More than you ever wanted to know about meme stocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol the stock is going to be worth pennies by the time he can sell

wow you really think it'll be worth that much?

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



This friday afternoon could not have gotten any better.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Data Graham posted:

just loving lmao @ "TRUTH SOCIAL"

like that is literally its name

Everyone else his age spent the 20th century laughing at "Pravda" being obviously lies and 1984 being full of hilarious ironic names for things like the Ministry of Truth, but what he took home was "hey good idea!"

Trump hasn’t read 1984, come on now.

Instead he read Mein Kampf 6 times.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Is it good for a stock when everyone knows the biggest shareholder is desperately trying to dump his position as soon as humanly possibly and without giving a single gently caress about what happens to the stock price?

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Ive been following the DWAC stock reddit for years, so on the one hand I'm annoyed that their predictions of the stock going up significantly in value came true (for those who bought in 2023 at any rate), but also lol because they're too chud-brained to cash out and will ride this thing all the way into the ground.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




What makes y’all think he can read?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Jonny Nox posted:

Trump hasn’t read 1984, come on now.

Instead he read Mein Kampf 6 times.

No, but I bet someone once told him some fun facts from it that he misinterpreted and internalized forever.

Like all his bizarro world ideas about how the NY legal system works, you just know he badgered Habba or someone into conceding that "yes, we won on this one appeal about a statute of limitations for Ivanka's money" or something, and all he heard was PERFECT STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS! ILLEGAL JUDGE!! CASE CLOSED!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


mllaneza posted:

More than you ever wanted to know about meme stocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA

Totally not a bunch of astroturfed rubes zealotized and incentivized to be hardline used by any number of major investment corporations and banks via reddit.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
So wait Mtg has to go to the mic to vacate. drat it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Hollismason posted:

So wait Mtg has to go to the mic to vacate. drat it.

and the House is on a 2 week recess. This was all just a ploy to get on TV

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Meme stocks are just pump and dumps FYI

I did make nearly $50,000 off them though but i was just lucky and stupid and it came at the height of my gambling degeneracy and at the same time all the casinos closed because of covid.

Options babeyyy gimme that fix ive been looking for

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I hope the Republicans vacate Johnson and then spend the rest of the year unable to agree on a Speaker. :sickos:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Jonny Nox posted:

Trump hasn’t read

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

kazil posted:

and the House is on a 2 week recess. This was all just a ploy to get on TV

Eh drat it

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Data Graham posted:

No, but I bet someone once told him some fun facts from it that he misinterpreted and internalized forever.

You think if he knew a single superficial thing about Orwell or Kafka, that he wouldn't have already used it as a reference for his own persecution? The man don't know poo poo except eat fish filet and lie

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And the scorpion and frog parable

But yeah probably. Bet "Truth Social" was someone else's idea, like Nunes or whoever

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



quote:


Christian sports anchor and former “SportsCenter” host Sage Steele told Liberty University students that she believes the devil tried to use a devastating blow to her mouth from a wayward golf ball that knocked out eight teeth at the PGA Championship after she filed a lawsuit against ESPN for retaliation to silence her. “That was the devil, in my opinion, trying to scare me into silence because I had just filed this lawsuit that had made global headlines.”

According to her lawsuit, Steele alleges she was taken off air for 10 days in October 2021 and pulled from several high-profile assignments because she criticized ESPN and The Walt Disney Co.’s requirement that employees be vaccinated against COVID-19. Steele returned to work and was waiting for her case to be resolved in court when she was struck in the mouth with the wayward golf ball from golfer Jon Rahm.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

"Intentional injection of chemicals with the express purpose of affecting temperature" sounds a lot like adding freon to appliances like refrigerators and air conditioning units. I certainly hope nobody puts the actual wording of the actual legislation to task :lol:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

kazil posted:

and the House is on a 2 week recess. This was all just a ploy to get on TV

oh good, wouldn't want them to get overworked with all the legislating and governing they're doing. hope they enjoy their holiday

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The same three constituents call my office every week to complain about chemtrails, clearly that's the public's #1 issue in my district

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Dems didn't trust McCarthy at all

They at least trust Johnson to keep his word of nothing else

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Holy poo poo
Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha
No fuckin way hahahahaha lol

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1770877578108145935

Maybe you can hold a retreat to calm them down

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Mistle posted:

"Intentional injection of chemicals with the express purpose of affecting temperature" sounds a lot like adding freon to appliances like refrigerators and air conditioning units. I certainly hope nobody puts the actual wording of the actual legislation to task :lol:

Could also be used to prevent geoengineering to fight climate change, which is starting to look like our only option.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Come on Gaetz file another.motion to vacate and go to the mic, stealing MTG thunder

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I hope the Republicans vacate Johnson and then spend the rest of the year unable to agree on a Speaker. :sickos:

Well they literally don't want anything to happen. They've no positive policies and the whole strategy has been to block dems from ever doing anything for fear of people seeing them as winning even if it were to avert disaster. Essentially they've locked themselves in the only toilet, because if THEYRE conspitated, you're not going to poo poo either. Locking things up with another 300 days of stupid speaker votes could stall up to election day.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Hollismason posted:

Come on Gaetz file another.motion to vacate and go to the mic, stealing MTG thunder

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Hollismason posted:

Come on Gaetz file another.motion to vacate and go to the mic, stealing MTG thunder

He's too busy volunteering for the position Swalwell was talking about yesterday.


Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

drat

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Hollismason posted:

Come on Gaetz file another.motion to vacate and go to the mic, stealing MTG thunder

That level of vindictiveness would be in-character for Boebert, though. Especially since she's likely on her way out of Congress.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Why didn't they name it digital acquisition world group (DAWG)

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



WHY BONER NOW posted:

Why didn't they name it digital acquisition world group (DAWG)

Too "urban" if you know what they mean.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

kazil posted:

and the House is on a 2 week recess. This was all just a ploy to get on TV

Boo, I wanted to watch the steroid-abusing anger golem go nuclear on the GOP again!

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