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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1771224220682289524

Why would US networks be giving this update

Lol exactly at 2pm the new goes wild

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
ROYAL CANCER

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Really hosed up for the royals to give Kate's clone cancer.

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

redshirt posted:

This is breaking news in America FYI

Broke into the basketball games on CBS

We talking Pre-Season? Just gouging the importance. Well that explains the whole initial secrecy, explaining to children etc.

So anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW6RWSiR88s

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



When will this royal cancer end

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

MrQwerty posted:

When will this royal cancer end

I mean, traditionally speaking in a really unpleasant manner for the royals.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
A really grim streak of bad luck for cancer there, being afflicted with so many royals in such a short time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Turning into a Tyler Perry movie with the cancer all over the place

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cancer sucks and she’s quite young. She may be useless but she’s not evil and I hope she recovers.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Cancer sucks and she’s quite young. She may be useless but she’s not evil and I hope she recovers.

how can you be so sure she's not evil

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



The "it took us months to figure out how to tell our kids" is a bullshit excuse imo. There are scores of books and websites and youth counsellors that teach parents how to do it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm a little confused why the pineal juice isn't taking, some andrenochrome usually clears the cancer right up

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Metaline posted:

The "it took us months to figure out how to tell our kids" is a bullshit excuse imo. There are scores of books and websites and youth counsellors that teach parents how to do it.

counterpoint:what if one or both of them were full of themselves and refused advice

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Mozi posted:

i'm a little confused why the pineal juice isn't taking, some andrenochrome usually clears the cancer right up

maybe she's visiting her father-in-law's herbal apothecary

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

20 Blunts posted:

ROYAL CANCER

aren't they all

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Bu... but the tabloids told me she was transitioning to manhood! How could they??

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Let this be a warning about the dangers of getting into Photoshop

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


She drank chazzas enema coffee after he was done with it by accident and because homeopethy works, caught cancer from that.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


drat what will the royals do now?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Ralph Crammed In posted:

She's got cancer and has been having chemotherapy.

Why they couldn't have just said that from the start I don't know.

Because their publicists are incredibly bad at their job, turning a pretty standard thing into a social media rumor mill.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Der Kyhe posted:

Because their publicists are incredibly bad at their job, turning a pretty standard thing into a social media rumor mill.

*while cashing my paycheque* any publicity is good publicity sire, im not seeing an issue thet 30% of the public think the future queen died two months ago and was replaced with a stunt double.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Let this be a warning about the dangers of getting into Photoshop

Shopping: Not even once

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

how can you be so sure she's not evil

I have no direct proof of course but she doesn’t really give me the heebie jeebies like most of the other royals.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

flubber nuts posted:

drat what will the royals do now?

Die of cancer, presumably.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Let’s all welcome the newest Royal!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Metaline posted:

The "it took us months to figure out how to tell our kids" is a bullshit excuse imo. There are scores of books and websites and youth counsellors that teach parents how to do it.
Yeah they should have just been all like "hey kids, mommy got a disease and might die. We good?"

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Der Kyhe posted:

Because their publicists are incredibly bad at their job, turning a pretty standard thing into a social media rumor mill.

If The Crown has taught me anything, their advisors are probably 70 years old and have no idea what social media is.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i won’t believe it until they release her ct scans and xrays in full resolution

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

Let this be a warning about the dangers of getting into Photoshop

Lol

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
Rumor mill: "prince william beats his clone wife"
Royal family publicist: "..."

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Charles' cancer was getting him too much attention I guess.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Ralph Crammed In posted:

She's got cancer and has been having chemotherapy.

Why they couldn't have just said that from the start I don't know.

The “chemo” is really just pure baby blood being injected into her veins

Metaline posted:

The "it took us months to figure out how to tell our kids" is a bullshit excuse imo. There are scores of books and websites and youth counsellors that teach parents how to do it.

“Mom’s got cancer kids here’s a sucker”

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





All joking aside, It just occurred to me that William lost his mother when he was 15 and she was only 36, so there's presumably a shitload of old trauma popping up again.
I'm no fan of monarchy, but I do have some sympathy with the people born into such a very hosed up family.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
As royalty, isn't Kate supposed to be immune from illnesses like cancer, or does she still need more time for her commoner blood to be fully purged from her body?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cowman posted:

The “chemo” is really just pure baby blood being injected into her veins

“Mom’s got cancer kids here’s a sucker”
Well I mean theres books for how to tell your kids that you have a life altering and possibly ending illness. So you just need to read that and you're an expert. Them little shits gotta learn at some point right guys?

Mega64 posted:

As royalty, isn't Kate supposed to be immune from illnesses like cancer, or does she still need more time for her commoner blood to be fully purged from her body?

See the above comment on baby blood


Edited to say Let the fuckin conspiracies start fuckin flying!!

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Mar 22, 2024

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

20 Blunts posted:

ROYAL CANCER

This reminds me, everyone should watch Royal crackers on HBO.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

The Independent has a live feed of Buckingham Palace:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thuwZtUV0IM

The crowds of well-wishers clearly display how much the UK cares about the Royal family.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Oh this is going to be announcing her secret marriage to bigfoot.

They'll be such a happy couple.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Pookah posted:

All joking aside, It just occurred to me that William lost his mother when he was 15 and she was only 36, so there's presumably a shitload of old trauma popping up again.
I'm no fan of monarchy, but I do have some sympathy with the people born into such a very hosed up family.

This is GBS, get out of here with your reasonable and empathetic opinion!

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Nightmare Cinema posted:

Bu... but the tabloids told me she was transitioning to manhood! How could they??
Charles has prostate cancer. The reason they're not saying what Kate has is that it's also prostate cancer.

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