TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

how about Star Vores and it's chewy eating Han using his penis

youknowthatoneguy posted:

The guy who came out to his family about his anal vore lifestyle via PowerPoint would have had a much better reception if he used Star Wars as a backdrop.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought".

Phanatic posted:

That's too big to be a space station.

Coward posted:

Just get down there, I don't care what you smell.

Cyrano4747 posted:

The what?

Cyrano4747 posted:

The what?

quote:

First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up The party kind of fizzled out.

We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Stocky Manhood posted:

One of the best descriptions of TPB (especially early episodes) is, "The TV show 'Cops' from the criminal's perspective"

Lazy_Liberal posted:

i read the whole thing and still don't know what anal vore is, maybe somebody can post a bunch of pictures

Non Compos Mentis posted:

you know how people say they eat rear end?

Lazy_Liberal posted:

i read the whole thing and still don't know what anal vore is, maybe somebody can post a bunch of pictures

Inceltown posted:

sebmojo posted:

I believe that post may be a joke

Hyperlynx posted:

My favourite part of Star Wars was when Gandalf told them to live long and prosper

Hyperlynx posted:

My favourite part of Star Wars was when Gandalf told them to live long and prosper

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/calificio/status/1771294352876187894

Butterfly Valley posted:

Do I win or lose

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/calificio/status/1771294352876187894

Captain Invictus posted:

is that from the "that's right, it goes in the square hole!" clip with the woman getting increasingly upset every time he puts the wrong shaped piece in.

CloFan posted:

https://imgur.com/VkakpO0

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/calificio/status/1771294352876187894

Butterfly Valley posted:

One of the three thousand reskinned Han Solos created by hack EU writers hosed one of those giant otters

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Do you remember which book?