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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I own the house you live in, where you pay rent. Pay me more because I want it.

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

God I wish my boomer bod looked that good!

craving that jeremy clarkson physique

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I am fairly sure that most boomers don't know who Riddick is

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

That meme always seems like people are making fun of the OP for being pathetic, but like... it was obviously a joke.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LividLiquid posted:

That meme always seems like people are making fun of the OP for being pathetic, but like... it was obviously a joke.

of course it was a joke. You have to be gentle when putting Chronicles of Riddick in your VCR

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

This but it's Forrest Gump on VHS

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bonzo posted:

This but it's Forrest Gump on VHS

Forrest Gump on VHS is just Forrest Gump.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

LividLiquid posted:

That meme always seems like people are making fun of the OP for being pathetic, but like... it was obviously a joke.

i thought it kept getting reposted because it was funny regardless

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i wanna meet the credulous goon who thought the open palm slap story was written in earnest

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Junk posted:

i thought it kept getting reposted because it was funny regardless
Oh, it's not literally always. Plenty of people got it right away, and plenty newcomers still do, but SO many instances I've seen of it being referred to seem to legit think it was some nerd being serious and stuffing them in a metaphorical locker.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LividLiquid posted:

Oh, it's not literally always. Plenty of people got it right away, and plenty newcomers still do, but SO many instances I've seen of it being referred to seem to legit think it was some nerd being serious and stuffing them in a metaphorical locker.

yeah, I hate those metaphorical hookers

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

Junk posted:

i wanna meet the credulous goon who thought the open palm slap story was written in earnest

I would like to believe there is some truth to a dude somewhere watching Chronicles of Riddick daily

if not the author of that post, then somebody out there.... :kiddo:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Are those movies any good? I've never seen one.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

LividLiquid posted:

Are those movies any good? I've never seen one.

the one where he’s some kind of space conan is ok

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

LividLiquid posted:

Are those movies any good? I've never seen one.

Pitch black is incredible, chronicles is fine, the animated one is fine, and “riddick” is pretty fun you can do much worse for fun sci fi nonsense.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am fairly sure that most boomers don't know who Riddick is

Pitch Black came out 30 years ago

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022
Chronicles of Riddick is notable for being more ambitious than it has any reasonable right to be, and then not achieving that imagined greatness, which is in itself a form of greatness

a prime examine in film of "shoot for the moon, be among the stars"

I mean, Boomers bad, rar rar rar :ohdear:

gurragadon
Jul 28, 2006

Boomerhauser

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Spotted in my grocery store, Boomer: Origins

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
Made for the NYT mentioning SA thread



VVV
Holy poo poo, haha!

JossiRossi fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Mar 25, 2024

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The Moon Monster posted:

Spotted in my grocery store, Boomer: Origins



Obligatory:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

:boom:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



He just looks SO stoked.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

somebody do something clever w/ krang from ninja turtles

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hello Sailor posted:

somebody do something clever w/ krang from ninja turtles

Page 3 has you covered

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Hello Sailor posted:

somebody do something clever w/ krang from ninja turtles

All the Krangs and Kuatos you could ever want or need

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Hello Sailor posted:

somebody do something clever w/ krang from ninja turtles

Got you covered, friend...

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

Harry_Potato posted:

Got you covered, friend...



I know it’s been a minute but I don’t seem to remember Kane having a pizza on his belt. Truly every frame is a painting

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Something's wrong with the template I keep getting this when I download?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Eediot Jedi posted:

Something's wrong with the template I keep getting this when I download?


You have to turn off the 'Elon' setting on your video card.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am fairly sure that most boomers don't know who Riddick is

Riddick? drat near killedick

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
Went back for a little more...

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Riddick? drat near killedick

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Chronicles of Boomer: New Balance

Ulillinguist
Dec 17, 2011

It's not easy being 40C000
Parallaxing to the Xtreme

:lol:

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

You keep what you kill (if you eat it quick)!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


He's right.

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