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Gettin' it ready. Kneadin' bunz! Fire em up and put them in the oven!! LIKE A SANDWICH!
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:37 |
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Getting trashed at the rival stimpy faire across the street |
# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:34 |
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huffing jenkem at the cow and chicken carnival
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:40 |
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stimpy faire crew whenever they see ren faire crew |
# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:53 |
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Getting roasted at the Jester Fest |
# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:12 |
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Proud larpers are baking and breaking bread, a lot of it, at your local ren faire, and the whining, wimpy celiacs can't stomach it! #crumbs
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:37 |
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Buttchocks posted:Getting roasted at the Jester Fest My wife sent me out to buy tickets to Jester Fest, turns out it was a fool's errand |
# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:47 |
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drunk driving a horse at the Medieval Times |
# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:49 |
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i would never get baked, it's antithetical to the vibe im cultivating next to the blacksmithing demonstration area
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 20:34 |
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drunk driving a horse at the goth club |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:09 |
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drunk driving a horse through a LARP encampment |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:23 |
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siri where can i drunk drive a horse siri alexa, ask siri to hey google askjeeves where horse drive drunk hello? drunk drive horse real or fake siri help alexa horse drunk horse drive where somebody please hoelp,, |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:25 |
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drink driving the horse is legal if the hoese is dronk too
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:51 |
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RavenousScoot posted:drink driving the horse is legal if the hoese is dronk too SIRI WHAT KIND OF WHISKEY DO HORSES LIKE, ALEXA BUY HORSE WHISKEY, GOOGLE, HEYGOOGLE, ALEXA YOU MOTHERFUCKER JEEVES??? JEEVES BUY HORSE WHISKEY CORTANA??.?.???? WHISKEY HORSE DOT EBAY DOT COM PURXHASE |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 06:57 |
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listen I know what you think, but at the beginning of the day I pour my horse one shot of johnnie walker at a time like anyone else
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 07:35 |
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So we're not allowed to drink horse whiskey anymore? AS GOD INTENDED???
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 08:11 |
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mY HORSE LAWYWRS WONT TAKE KINDLY TO THIS NEWS SIRRAH |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 08:51 |
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whiskeyey weed bitch re oorting for duty 🫡 |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 09:39 |
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my wife she wanted fries from the gas station so i yried to get the taxi to drop us off there and i'd give her a piggy back ride the like 7 blocks home or whatever but then she refuses to get out of thecar at the gas station so i ask theguy to just take us to home instead and i order tacos for her but now she's half passed out in bed despite requesting tacos she's gonna try and convinc e me she can eat tacos in bed when theu y show up in like 20 minutes huh |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 09:42 |
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she is refusing the tacos let it be known i tried to get her to eat the taacos so much that she's pissed off about it let it be known tomorrow morn when she bemoans the lack of having eaten food tonight i am free from blame zoya.... inoocent ...., |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 10:01 |
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ok thats not getting baked at the renfaire, that's baking at the renfaire and the difference is so important, like for your survival
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# ? Mar 23, 2024 13:00 |
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woops those last 3 posts were meant for the trashed thread how'd i gently caress that up |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 14:47 |
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Zoya posted:siri where can i drunk drive a horse |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 15:29 |
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jousting but the rings are made of smoke and the lances are huge blunts |
# ? Mar 23, 2024 15:29 |
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eyyyy, look at me, I'm the Green Knight lmao |
# ? Mar 25, 2024 00:56 |
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I got impaled at the Ren Fair when I tried LARP the story of Excalibur while baked. They called it Sword in the Stoned. |
# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:00 |
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so, just like a normal day at the ren faire? |
# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:45 |
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I remember once a patron was telling me "ahhh the ren faire, where you catch a wiff of marijuana and just laugh about it." the back of my mind I'm like, what do you do when you smell weed in town? I just handed him his beer and waited for him to leave, lmao |
# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:47 |
im halfway stuffed into the oven before i realize the misunderstanding that's occurred here
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 09:47 |
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one time at the ren faire I was chuffing down a fat doink in a port-a-potty and the person in the stall next to me said, to their spouse, "ugh, honey, it smells like weed in here" I loudly replied "tell me about it," before throwing open my door and walking past the spouse trailing weed smoke, and walking directly into an employees only area |
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rear end-penny posted:I remember once a patron was telling me "ahhh the ren faire, where you catch a wiff of marijuana and just laugh about it." last year i had to go to a work conference thing with some of the disgusting ghouls i (pretend to) work with in order to obtain access to food and shelter, and while walking back to the hotel with some contractors, one such whiff appeared immediately, this absolute loving loser from the company hosting the conference goes, as over-the-top loudly as possible, "WHEW, REEFER CENTRAL HERE HUH???" while doing like handwaving in front of his nose and then starts looking all around at the like local pedestrians like he's the coolest guy on the block, the hero of the people, the heroic class clown dunking on... weed... and awaiting the applause. the irony that like 30 minutes prior he was chugging expensive wine on a corporate credit card apparently beyond his ken all he got was a couple of weird squints from the locals i hate these creatures these ghouls and beasts given human form i wish to commit acts of violence upon them at every unwilling interaction foisted upon me |
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