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Megabound posted:Yeah and I wanna be the colourful one Be the change.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:"i can trim my own beard, i dont need a barber" The old "whoops gotta even it up, whoops gotta even it up, whoops" ? I stop and come back later.
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Mar 22, 2024 12:05
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My lowest moment was having a bald spot on one cheek.
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Mar 22, 2024 12:11
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i tried shaping my beard with the comb guide and it slipped and i lost a sideburn i was only going to trim it down a bit but i got carried away
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Mar 22, 2024 12:13
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Buy some cheap clippers and put a 4-5 through your beard Remove clip and straighten up the underneath Use whatever you like for the front of your face to clean up and straighten the edges Clippers/scissors to get the mo above your lip 
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Mar 22, 2024 12:14
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thats what i did, then i went a tad too far instead of staying simple
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Mar 22, 2024 12:21
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Or just let it grow like a wild man, that's what I do.
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Mar 22, 2024 12:23
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Run the clippers through every week or so to reduce the hobo look. Then get the barber to do a non poo poo job when you get hair cut. Then just try and keep that nice shaping as long as you can before going back to step one. Sorted.
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Mar 22, 2024 12:42
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Going to get 1ft taken out of each leg, making me shorted and ladies taller
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Mar 22, 2024 13:42
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Megabound posted:Yeah and I wanna be the colourful one This reminded me of one of the best tiktoks I've ever seen apologizes if it doesn't embed properly and you can't see it without going to the app for children https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSF9Jssrv/
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Mar 22, 2024 14:05
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I just heat and brush mine straight and wax it. Usually holds for a few days. Barber every few weeks to get it faded in and cleaned up. I'm working on a killer moustache with long ends over the beard but man it takes time and I like spaghetti a lot.
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Mar 22, 2024 16:05
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My facial hair is brown but my beard is slightly black (with some grey hairs growing on one side). I look like an dumbass
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Mar 22, 2024 17:07
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Lube Enthusiast posted:My facial hair is brown but my beard is slightly black (with some grey hairs growing on one side). I look like an dumbass I had random ginger hairs growing from my nearly black beard. My Scottish side just had to crawl out of my face somehow. Those ones went grey first. So now it's black with flecks of grey. So dumbass looking bros unite.
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Mar 22, 2024 21:36
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I’m still very hot
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Going to get 1ft taken out of each leg, making me shorted and ladies taller Can't believe the ladies aren't using this one weird trick to vastly increase their dating pool
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Mar 22, 2024 23:24
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Close your 3D modelling software, Eoin! Don't go down that pornographic rabbit hole! You make, I assume, decent money doing animal sculptures! Someone's got to make the molds for the animal dick dildoes.
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Mar 22, 2024 23:44
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our friend, nvj
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Non Violent Jenitals
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i feel that ladies should be taller Carlos Lantana posted:just because lizards don't have tits doesn't mean they shouldn't the new pokemon game has a lot to answer for
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Going to get 1ft taken out of each leg, making me shorted and ladies taller That makes me think of how mr bee put that he was like two or three inches taller than his actual height on his online dating profile, then years later I called him out on it in jest (I noticed when we met but idgf about height so it wasn't a big deal) He argued that if his doctors hadn't broken his good leg as a teenager to stop it growing (due to a congenital growth issue in his other leg) he would have grown as tall as he put on his profile. Our kid is going to tower over both of us in the next 2-3 years so 
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Mar 23, 2024 02:08
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I have the makings of a ZZ Top beard. It's fun how the breeze gets it, and when swimming it flows around. The GF loves it, and on occasions I hide Wookie Lego minifigs in it when I'm around some of the kids at work. they love spotting him in there.
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Mar 23, 2024 03:21
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Shout out to phife dawg from tribe called quest, dude was five foot four inches and called himself the five foot freak. Short kings rise up.
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Lube Enthusiast posted:My facial hair is brown but my beard is slightly black (with some grey hairs growing on one side). I look like an dumbass i have dark brown hair, my beard goes from blondey brown at my moustache to jet black the lower on my face the beard gets
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Mar 23, 2024 03:42
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Giving myself a red cordial enema
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Bouncing off rectal walls!
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When I saw one of them trying to unscrew the lid I thought "That's clever but there's no way". What I never ever suspected was that they would painstakingly unthread each chain from the keyring they were attached to. I'm not even sure how they did it.
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Mar 23, 2024 04:25
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Nothing's stopping you grabbing a Coles Chocolate Mudcake and eating the whole thing for dinner
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Mar 23, 2024 06:38
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Yes there is, porpor would be loving pissed if I missed her birthday dinner because I was stuffed chock full of mudcake.
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Mar 23, 2024 06:42
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Infinitum posted:Nothing's stopping you grabbing a Coles Chocolate Mudcake and eating the whole thing for dinner Even though there's never really been anything to stop me eating whatever I want at whatever time of day, I never actually did that until I was having chemotherapy. Twenty extra kilos later, I haven't stopped.
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Infinitum posted:Nothing's stopping you grabbing a Coles Chocolate Mudcake and shoving it up your arse
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Mar 23, 2024 06:51
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Jestery i thank you for awarding me my very first thread title and i promise to stop ribbing you for ehhhhh a while
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Going to get 1ft taken out of each leg Yes each leg generally comes with 1 foot
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~Coxy posted:the new pokemon game has a lot to answer for may gibbs actually
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SmokingPot & CannabisPie, the ganjanut babies
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Infinitum posted:Non Violent Jenitals So, no ducks then?
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Cheeky dogs got up on the table and ate the Boerewors before I could cook it. Oh well, got two steaks marinating so it's Steak and Eggs night!
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I made some pork belly burnt ends in the pellet grill. There were a few dry bits but the flavour is pretty good.
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Humphreys posted:Cheeky dogs got up on the table and ate the Boerewors before I could cook it. Oh well, got two steaks marinating so it's Steak and Eggs night! This wouldn't have happened if you had purchased a Coles Chocolate Mudcake for dinner instead
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cum solidifies like cottees ice magic
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Infinitum posted:This wouldn't have happened if you had purchased a Coles Chocolate Mudcake for dinner instead Got a Viennetta which is on a whole different level.
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