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BrigadierSensible posted:If I am to believe Leonard Cohen, (and I have no reason not to), then I can be assured that Jesus was a sailor, when he walked upon the water. So when I walk upon the pavement, am I a lorry driver????
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 12:46 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 09:44 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:01 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:If I am to believe Leonard Cohen, (and I have no reason not to), then I can be assured that Jesus was a sailor, when he walked upon the water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCFkjfDocLo
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:05 |
IshmaelZarkov posted:It was twenty odd years ago, and I've long forgotten the title. In a way I kinda don't want to look it up in case it was just a dream I had. I want it to be real so badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEWxrDkNAU8
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:09 |
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https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w You have a drug addiction centre? You? Mike Lindell?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:17 |
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w Clients are expected to hand over any drugs they have. Personally to Mike.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:19 |
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Beefed Owl posted:They didn't even say that he was a good carpenter imagine getting your flooring hosed up by the Messiah Pretty sure he could’ve just done a sneaky miracle to fix it. If anything he should’ve been a suspiciously good carpenter. “Excuse me, Mr Christ, sir, but I’m going to have to ask for a refund. That door you fitted just doesn’t close properly.” “Um, are you quite sure? [snaps fingers] Just give it another try.” “Oh wow, it’s perfect! I’m very sorry, I must have been mistaken.” Stoatbringer fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Mar 24, 2024 |
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kazil posted:Clients are expected to hand over any drugs they have. Personally to Mike. To be fair it doesn't say it exists to /cure/ addiction.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:21 |
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w replace "drug addiction center" with "trap house", "counseling" with "incoherent ranting", and "stressed out about the border" with "looking for racist affirmation" and it makes more sense
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:30 |
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Jesus was such a good carpenter that he even insulated his stairs.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:31 |
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w “Honey, I need to go to drug counselling.” “Oh no, it’s not the cocaine again, is it?” “Worse. Much worse. I’m stressed about the southern border crisis.” “Oh poo poo! I’ll call the Lindell Clinic emergency line. Here, hug this pillow until they arrive.”
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:32 |
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w I can counsel these people too, and I’ll give them much better advice (and for free!): Stop watching Fox News. I can guarantee you will be far happier and more well-adjusted afterwards. You might even be able to salvage your relationship with your estranged children and grandchildren.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:35 |
Almost Smart posted:I can counsel these people too, and I’ll give them much better advice (and for free!): They’re watching OAN
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:42 |
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There is some timeline where: Letitia James seizes his jet Jet goes to auction and is bought by a terrorist front Terrorists fly fully branded jet into trump tower
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:43 |
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Regalingualius posted:They’re watching OAN Fox News went woke
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:43 |
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kazil posted:Fox News went woke But when do they "go broke"?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:44 |
Snorting massive mounds of coke because I fear MS-13 is crossing the border with illegal drugs
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:45 |
Go right for the jugular Seize Mar-a-lardo Make him have a loving heart attack from non-stop tweeting rage
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:47 |
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*yawn* Morning, thread.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:48 |
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Almost Smart posted:
loving Agreed! We went out to dinner with friends to a really small, sorta dive-ish italian joint this weekend. They had Newsmax running on 2 TVs and I was absolutely blown away at the level of mind control bullshit that I saw. I don't have cable TV, so this was my first exposure to this poo poo outside of this thread. It's just absolute insanity.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 13:50 |
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DemihumanResources posted:There is some timeline where: Depends. Russian terrorists for maximum irony or ISIS?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:02 |
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move RNC headquarters to Mar-a-lardo Dems are trying to take the entire RNC!!!!
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:03 |
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Depends. Russian terrorists for maximum irony or ISIS? depends on the quantum branch? It could be a rogue girl scout troop Has there been any speculation on how many of his properties would need to be sold? Everything's so leveraged I assume he just has some partial equity he'd get to claim? If they go for firesale prices and don't get a profit what happens?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:06 |
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Samovar posted:That's really interesting. You might find this book interesting: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus:_Apocalyptic_Prophet_of_the_New_Millennium It's a summary of the study of "historical Jesus," which tries to tease out what Jesus actually said and did vs what's been attributed to him after the fact. It's basically full of stuff like you just described. The short summary is that Jesus was likely a apocalyptic prophet who thought the world was about to end imminently with God returning to smite the wicked, which was not an uncommon belief in 1st century Palestine.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Have you ever heard of a cult leader was not some kind of narcissist con-man/sex-pest that abused their followers? especially after meeting a couple cult leader wannabe sexpests irl this always comes to mind thinking about Christianity. If any creep cultleader got rolled into a big religion that grew through the ages theyd be written as a benevolent hero. Lol the book about L ron's life comes to mind
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:09 |
BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w It's funny because treatment centers for people obsessed with random news cycle BS is actually a good idea. Problem is, his treatment is probably that insisting it's a real problem and that president Trump will napalm the columns of illegal immigrants streaming over the border when he wins all 50 states in November, they just need to hold on until the final victory.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:21 |
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Neon Noodle posted:The gospel of Mark is very much like this, the disciples in that one are pretty much idiots and JC is speaking to the reader i seem to recall another ancient greek dude saying he chose animal stories because the lcd avg. person is dumb as gently caress. oh also animal stories and the lesson being outright stated.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:22 |
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Lol Donald Trump doesn't have any money
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:27 |
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Is there open carry allowed at the meetings for people scared of everything they see on right wing media?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:28 |
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kazil posted:Is there open carry allowed at the meetings for people scared of everything they see on right wing media? They banned open carrying at every event Trpum attended. So much for are freedumbs.
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SRQ posted:https://thehill.com/homenews/campai...k&ICID=ref_fark Also lol, fark link spotted
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:32 |
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1771873681473409130?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w Luxury addiction centers are pretty good grifts so it tracks.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:33 |
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lol better pay up by tomorrow Don
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:34 |
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kazil posted:
NO FRAUD NO FRAUD YOU'RE THE FRAUD
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:37 |
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kazil posted:
I DIDN'T DO FRAUD, YOU DID FRAUD!! YOU HAVE TO PAY ME!!
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:38 |
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kazil posted:Clients are expected to hand over any drugs they have. Personally to Mike. Lindell's 'drug addiction center' is wherever he's happening to do his coke.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:39 |
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kazil posted:
Pay up pauper lmfao
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 14:41 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:*yawn* Morning, thread.
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