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I can't imagine any reason to scream at 30 MPH unless there's a living being within ten feet on the road or something.
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Midnight Voyager posted:I can't imagine any reason to scream at 30 MPH unless there's a living being within ten feet on the road or something. unless you're in a tesla
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:24 |
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I like in Keeping Up Appearances whenever Richard is driving and Hyacinth is like "Mind those trees dear"
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:37 |
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AceClown posted:unless you're in a tesla You should be screaming at all times when in a tesla
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:42 |
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rotinaj posted:You should be screaming at all times when in a tesla I didn't realize that Elong invented the Monsters Inc tech
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:43 |
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High Grandpa is great, "look you're a little poo poo for leaving pot brownies out, but also lol at the idea this is my first time getting high".Cerekk posted:I had to piss really bad at the end of Return of the King in the theater while it was doing a bunch of fakeout endings in a row. I just kept getting madder every time it faded to black and then faded back in somewhere else to tack on a wrapup of some other D plot that I didn't give a poo poo about. Anyway this woman's four word review is pretty hard to improve upon in both accuracy and conciseness imo. I feel your pain. I watched LOTR in the theater and had popcorn and a drink, and had to pee BAD by the end. But it was so close to the end of the movie and I didn't want to miss anything, and managed to discover a fun fact. Did you know that there is running water in the background, and therefore running water sounds, for pretty much the entire last 20 minutes of the movie? I remember that very well. Captain Hygiene posted:Thank you. I liked the LOTR movies a lot when they came out, but somehow they managed to take a light, peppy kids' book and drag it out into the most pointlessly sloggy trilogy, it even made me care about the LOTR movies less retroactively. I think you're getting The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings mixed up - The Hobbit is a light, peppy kid's book, but LOTR is a single giant novel split into a trilogy for publication and is significantly more sloggy than the movies. The Hobbit movies did take the kids book and turn it into a sloggy trilogy.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:46 |
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keep punching joe posted:The LOTR movies suck rear end and I say this as a turbo nerd who reads that poo poo on an annual basis. Peter Jackson did his best work with a budget of $1000 and a bunch of rubber props. Giving him a huge budget was a mistake although I guess he got to bring some that home to NZ so their plan worked.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:18 |
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sullat posted:Peter Jackson did his best work with a budget of $1000 and a bunch of rubber props. Giving him a huge budget was a mistake although I guess he got to bring some that home to NZ so their plan worked. NZ did not benefit from the LOTR movies and in fact the acting unions were broken so the movie could happen
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CharlestheHammer posted:NZ did not benefit from the LOTR movies and in fact the acting unions were broken so the movie could happen
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CharlestheHammer posted:NZ did not benefit from the LOTR movies and in fact the acting unions were broken so the movie could happen I thought that was just for hobbit?
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:39 |
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I for one enjoyed the extended tom bombadil sequence in the hobbit
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:42 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:
That is literally what he said? And that the Hobbit movies were so bad, it *also* ruined his enjoyment of LoTR.
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Benagain posted:I thought that was just for hobbit? Yes, between LOTR and the Hobbit, NZ film workers discovered that they made significantly less than their American colleagues doing the same jobs on the same films. A bunch of film industry unions around the world, including SAG, issued Do Not Work orders for the Hobbit films. Warner Brothers then pressured the NZ government to pass a law to make all film, TV, and game workers independent contractors by default, and made it illegal for them to unionise. And NZ government also refunded like 20% of the production cost to WB. That law was thankfully repealed a couple of years ago.
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wheatpuppy posted:That is literally what he said? And that the Hobbit movies were so bad, it *also* ruined his enjoyment of LoTR. I read the 'they' as referring to the LOTR movies, not the creators of the movies. It makes much more sense to use they as meaning 'the movie makers' there so I think I just misinterpreted it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 23:08 |
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Last year's saga about an entire extended family ripping itself apart after some kids fell into a pool while trying to do a tiktok prank received an epilogue TLDR: stop, they're already dead quote:Thought it would be worth an update for anyone who's interested.
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# ? Mar 24, 2024 23:20 |
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I just like that he showed her the extended edition. Even a lot of people who like the books/movies will admit that the extended edition kind of drags in spots. If he wanted to have any chance for her to enjoy it, you gotta go with the (relatively) more tightly paced theatrical release rather than the super long ones. That said though, wife didn't need to be so Worst Movie Ever and call it meaningless poo poo, just go with a polite "yeah, not my cup of tea, felt a little long for my tastes" and leave it at that.
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MagusofStars posted:
"But you don't have the full context of the whole trilogy. Now we'll watch the two towers extended edition."
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CharlestheHammer posted:I assume people are treating it like that because they are taking the wife side despite the fact she is being kind of an rear end in a top hat about her spouses favorite movie. he dropped the extended edition on her. that movie is almost three and a half hours long and that's without the end credits. i, personally, would not push someone to watch a movie that long unless i felt it likely they would enjoy it. perhaps by them having expressed prior enjoyment of other movies with similar themes or aesthetics. i'm guessing he either had zero idea whether or not she'd actually be inclined to like it, or he just blithely assumed she'd get into it because he thinks its the best thing ever. maybe i'm wrong. was she a bit harsh? maybe. but i think this guy could be a bit more empathetic.
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duck trucker posted:"But you don't have the full context of the whole trilogy. Now we'll watch the two towers extended edition." He should play the audiobooks quietly while she's sleeping. She'll start to appreciate it eventually
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I messed up and I ruined my marriagequote:I'm not looking for pity or understanding here. I know I'm not getting it. Me and my ex-wife have a 14 month old son. After he was born our marriage fell apart. She said I wasn't pulling my weight with childcare and chores but at the same time she expected me to know what to do without her telling me. It was bad. We argued a lot and I ended up telling her that her life would be harder without me. She got really quiet and I thought that was the end of the argument. It made things fall apart and we are getting divorced. We're living separately, each got a new apartment. As for our son the law in our state [Kentucky] is that 50/50 is the default for custody. It is automatic unless one parent proves neglect on the part of the other. We don't have that so on the advice of both our lawyers we are splitting time and doing alternating weeks since we separated. We usually switch on Mondays with the daycare pickup and drop off. This warms my heart so much, I love the genre of the fail-man who couldn't help because he wasn't told exactly what to do. And the wife who won't get back together because her workload is literally 1/2 of what it was before.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:he dropped the extended edition on her. that movie is almost three and a half hours long and that's without the end credits. i, personally, would not push someone to watch a movie that long unless i felt it likely they would enjoy it. perhaps by them having expressed prior enjoyment of other movies with similar themes or aesthetics. At this point we are making assumptions about this guy that doesn’t really have anything in story to justify it. He is a superfan that much is true but there isn’t anything to suggest he wasn’t sincerely trying to get his wife into something he loved
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Mx. posted:My (26f) friend (26f) has accused me of stealing her boyfriend. Boyfriend (25m) had no idea they were dating OP posted an update. Surprise, Carly was being delusional: quote:UPDATE: Maybe try asking him out on a date next time instead of just imagining it? Hughlander posted:I messed up and I ruined my marriage His ex halved her workload, and he doubled his, lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 00:45 |
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cwinkle posted:It was call Hush. They moved to some horse farm in Kentucky or somewhere. The mother was Jessica Lange. It was a terrible movie I saw in the theater because the poster and trailer made it out that Paltrow was going to be naked a lot. She wasn't. Yes, that's the one, thanks! It sounds like you were at the same stage my 11-year-old is right now. We can only get him to sit down and watch a movie with us if we tell him that there might be boobies in it.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:21 |
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DemoneeHo posted:His ex halved her workload, and he doubled his, lol The double of zero is still zero so he made things even worse for himself than that, lol r/BestofRedditorUpdates has updates, which can be immensely satisfying My Husband Almost Killed Our Baby and My Toddler Saved Him quote:Hey Reddit, I need to share this story because I'm still shaking from what happened. I'm 25F, been with my husband (30M) since 2018. We have a three-year-old girl and a newborn boy. But tonight, things almost took a turn for the worse. quote:Update.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:35 |
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I don't even burn the energy needed to grab the remote unless I know someone's hangin dong.
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for not driving my wife around? I really loving hope this guy doesn't let his wife teach his daughter to drive.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:45 |
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a transcriptionist has just shared this and i'm not sure, but I'm getting "historical Poop Knife"
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trickybiscuits posted:The double of zero is still zero so he made things even worse for himself than that, lol It's stupefying how many people that have no business ever having kids somehow end up with kids.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:51 |
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My husband doesn’t know that I know what he’s up to (sounds bad, ends sweet) quote:My (33f) husband (34m) and I had our first baby back in June of last year. My husband’s aunt gifted our son a lovely chunky knitted blanket. The blanket is so soft and I have made multiple comments about how I would like to find a full size blanket just like it because it is so cozy and I’m kind of jealous of my baby. quote:Brief backstory: I posted recently about how I checked the baby monitor while my son was sleeping and saw my husband sitting on the floor of my son’s room finger knitting a blanket for me after I made a comment on how I wanted a chunky blanket.
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trickybiscuits posted:The double of zero is still zero so he made things even worse for himself than that, lol This sorry is so weird I honestly cannot parse exactly what is happening and what is the timeline. The carriage moves on its own. The girl runs after it and trips and no one notices but the mom has heard it, and she is able to leave the house and run next door in time to stop the carriage... That seems like a really long amount of time between an imminent scream of danger and safely stopping the thing
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:54 |
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The thing suddenly starting to move makes sense if you realize there's a baby in the stroller who can wiggle, causing a precariously parked stroller to start moving.
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Enemabag Jones posted:I don't even burn the energy needed to grab the remote unless I know someone's hangin dong. Sitting through the complete works of Peter Greenaway because dongs and tits are guaranteed.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:This sorry is so weird I honestly cannot parse exactly what is happening and what is the timeline. The carriage moves on its own. The girl runs after it and trips and no one notices but the mom has heard it, and she is able to leave the house and run next door in time to stop the carriage... That seems like a really long amount of time between an imminent scream of danger and safely stopping the thing Toddler sees cat to pet and goes to pet a cat Dad takes this as an opportunity to talk to the neighbor, leaving the baby in the stroller on the street. Stroller starts rolling, probably because the baby is antsy being left on it's own in a stroller, or just being a baby. Toddler notices and tries to stop it, screams for his dad to help. Dad just kinda goes "aw shucks" and stands there as if there's nothing he could possibly do while his post-c-section wife runs out of her house to save the baby.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id6GVHcTZ18 Found video of the baby stroller incident
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trickybiscuits posted:My Husband Almost Killed Our Baby and My Toddler Saved Him One of the most bizarre situations for a married parent must be the realization that your spouse is somehow a dangerously bad caretaker, but not in a way that would guarantee you to get full custody. In an extreme case, it seems like your choices are "kidnap" the kids and try to disappear, or stick it out because staying married gives you the best chance to watch and protect the kids.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:12 |
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Oh no. The OP to this thread doesn’t link to the post that provides context, anymore.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:14 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:
AND a toothpick nail cleaner? They really knew how to make things back in the day.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:
quote:BIG OFFER.— In order to introduce
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John Wick of Dogs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id6GVHcTZ18 this is where montage comes from
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